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david gabe 🦈
@princegender.bsky.social
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yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 30. demigender/prettyboy
They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING"
new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being

Salty about being allergic to nuts
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david gabe 🦈 @princegender.bsky.social · Nov 2
My friend Ruben is more than halfway to his goal, even a couple of bucks would help.

They've got a bunch of cats, if that pulls at your heartstrings.
gofund.me/cc04f376b
Donate to Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire, organized by Sophie Stuckle
Hello, my name is Sophie. On October 30th, me and my partner Ruben lost everyt… Sophie Stuckle needs your support for Help Sophie and Ruben Rebuild After Fire
gofund.me
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erickaelectric.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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consequence.bsky.social
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."

The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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katvapid.bsky.social
2 ICE tactics I’ve learned of recently via neighborhood signal chats:
-gaining access to a large apartment building, pulling fire alarm so everyone exits
-driving around blaring ice cream truck music through a loudspeaker

Pure fucking evil
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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molly.wiki
excellent work by @theonion.com this month
Fake advertisement for Draft Kings in a print copy of The Onion. In the front of a photo of a house with a foreclosure sign, it reads: "Draft Kings Earn a free $10 toward buying back your house."
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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mcnees.bsky.social
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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treelet.bsky.social
begging contemporary cooking bloggers to have mercy on me, i don't have a food processor, air fryer, instant pot, slow cooker, etc etc. 🥲
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
Here's how my sister is advertising my niece's Girl Scout cookie sales on Instagram (yes, she's proud of herself)
Promo graphic for Heated Rivalry, except Shane and Ilya's heads have been replaced with a Thin Mint and a Samoa (a.k.a. Caramel DeLite). The text below reads: "Why choose? Bring them BOTH to the cottage! Buy Girl Scout Cookies from (redacted)'s Online Store today!!"
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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bashido.bsky.social
Tofu Makhani (Recipe in comments) Sorry it’s behind a paywall. 😬
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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abr.bsky.social
Here ya go.
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 tablespoon ground cumin 1 heaping tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon ground turmeric 2 (14-ounce) packages firm tofu 8 tablespoons ghee or unsalted butter (1 stick) 2 yellow onions, peeled and diced 1 teaspoon ground chile powder, such as cayenne 3 tablespoons peeled and minced fresh ginger 4 garlic cloves, minced 1 (28-ounce) can whole peeled tomatoes 1 cinnamon stick 1 teaspoon paprika 1 1/2 teaspoons fine sea salt 1 1/2 cups heavy cream or full-fat coconut milk 3 scallions, thinly sliced on the bias 1/4 cup cilantro leaves and tender stems Naan, basmati rice, yogurt and quartered cucumbers, for serving In a large bowl, whisk the lemon juice, cumin and 1 heaping tablespoon turmeric with 1 tablespoon water to make a thin paste. Drain and pat the tofu dry then cut it into 1-inch cubes. Add it to the turmeric marinade, gently stirring to coat. Set aside at room temperature while you prepare the remaining ingredients, or cover and refrigerate for up to 1 day. In a large pot over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the onions and chile powder, and cook, stirring frequently, until onions are translucent, about 5 minutes. Lower the heat, add the ginger and garlic and cook, stirring occasionally, until the onions are starting to brown, about 5 minutes. Add the tomatoes and their juices, gently crushing the tomatoes with your hands as you go. Add the cinnamon stick, paprika and sea salt along with the remaining 1 teaspoon turmeric. Cook until the tomatoes and onions break down and the sauce is the consistency of a thick ragù, about 10 minutes. Blend with an immersion blender, or transfer to a blender and purée until smooth. Return to the pot. Gently stir in the cream and the tofu and its marinade. Simmer over low heat, uncovered, until the tofu has taken on the color of the sauce and is flavored all the way through, about 5 minutes. Stir occasionally but gently, so the tofu doesn’t fall apart. Transfer the tofu and sauce to a deep platter or large shallow serving bowl and sprinkle with scallions and cilantro. Serve with warm naan, rice, yogurt and cucumbers.
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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marawilson.bsky.social
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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notnhl.bsky.social
Friendly reminder the top three scoring leaders are going to be teammates at the Olympics in a few weeks 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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bside.foo
I can dill even when im in a pickle
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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mccustard.bsky.social
Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.
Cartoon drawing of a woman being surprised by a wasp.
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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shakespeare.lol
Ay, with a twink.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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fangoria.bsky.social
The Academy Museum is celebrating all things folk horror, with a new screening series featuring THE WITCH, THE WICKER MAN, and more.
The Academy Museum Celebrates Folk Horror With THE WITCH, THE WICKER MAN & More
The Academy Museum is celebrating all things folk horror, with a new screening series featuring THE WITCH, THE WICKER MAN, and more.
dlvr.it
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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lauragraceweldon.bsky.social
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
Man standing in field of sheep holding rainbow flag.
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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petestaiano.com
15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies

40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners
May 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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erinkoleary.bsky.social
I miss when Brad Marchand was licking people the nhl isn’t fun anymore
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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indicreates.bsky.social
My messy hand vs the art (in progress)

You should see the floor (😭)
My hand with paint all over it A dreamy abstract painting of a figure
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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pinkgabbercat.bsky.social
We must abolish ice A cat made of fire posed threateningly with ICE made of ICE melting with a mask
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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babadookspinoza.bsky.social
I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say—whoaAoooOoooH! *limb snaps and I plummet to my death*
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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nappingmachine.bsky.social
Dude this video is like 10 minutes long please watch it to realize what the fuck is up with Flock cameras. They're so fucking evil. They just publically Livestream and anyone can access them and then track you.

youtu.be/vU1-uiUlHTo?...
This Flock Camera Leak is like Netflix For Stalkers
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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omsteve.bsky.social
If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM