Nbg
@prince-nbg.bsky.social
I make poems for computers and music for cats.
Sometimes I find memes in my camera roll that are almost incomprehensible to me
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Sometimes I find memes in my camera roll that are almost incomprehensible to me
Finally learning even cube OLL parity after like a decade of putting it off lol
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Finally learning even cube OLL parity after like a decade of putting it off lol
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Cat update:
He still cat
He still cat
January 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Cat update:
He still cat
He still cat
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We Thought We Landed an Interview With the Steve Miller Band’s Singer, but It Turns Out This Guy Works in the Government, and He’s Really Fucking Awful
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
We Thought We Landed an Interview With the Steve Miller Band’s Singer, but It Turns Out This Guy Works in the Government, and He’s Really Fucking Awful
OK, first off, why are we being tasked with interviewing the frontman for The Steve Miller Band? We’re a punk news website, and we’re only dimly aware of songs like “Fly Like an Eagle” and “Take the…
thehardtimes.net
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We Thought We Landed an Interview With the Steve Miller Band’s Singer, but It Turns Out This Guy Works in the Government, and He’s Really Fucking Awful
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-thou...
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it's fun to watch ppl play counterstrike cause they say things like "one cat. i am going to smoke hole."
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
it's fun to watch ppl play counterstrike cause they say things like "one cat. i am going to smoke hole."
No, see, the exchange rate for a bsky like to a twitter like is appx 60:1, so my cat pic with 5 likes is actually more like 300 twits, or 200 "Real Likes" if we account for inflation from bots. Then if we convert that to spotify streams I should be eligible for my first satoshi next week!
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
No, see, the exchange rate for a bsky like to a twitter like is appx 60:1, so my cat pic with 5 likes is actually more like 300 twits, or 200 "Real Likes" if we account for inflation from bots. Then if we convert that to spotify streams I should be eligible for my first satoshi next week!
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No art today, just something exciting. Last night I was able to see northern lights for the first time in my life. This has been a dream of mine for forever. Due to my depression I actually thought I would never see them so it was extra special💚
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
No art today, just something exciting. Last night I was able to see northern lights for the first time in my life. This has been a dream of mine for forever. Due to my depression I actually thought I would never see them so it was extra special💚
I don't.. i don't even fucken know how social media works anymore man.
I was raised in these trenches, damn near Born in 'em, y'hear?
Heres the rules:
Want a tl you cringe back at in 5 years? Post whatever's hip and virulent.
When you Want a classic tl that only gets better with age?
post CATS.
I was raised in these trenches, damn near Born in 'em, y'hear?
Heres the rules:
Want a tl you cringe back at in 5 years? Post whatever's hip and virulent.
When you Want a classic tl that only gets better with age?
post CATS.
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I don't.. i don't even fucken know how social media works anymore man.
I was raised in these trenches, damn near Born in 'em, y'hear?
Heres the rules:
Want a tl you cringe back at in 5 years? Post whatever's hip and virulent.
When you Want a classic tl that only gets better with age?
post CATS.
I was raised in these trenches, damn near Born in 'em, y'hear?
Heres the rules:
Want a tl you cringe back at in 5 years? Post whatever's hip and virulent.
When you Want a classic tl that only gets better with age?
post CATS.
Before we initiate the de-industrial revolution:
If anyone has contacts or information that could lead to a resurrection of the mango flavored NOS energy drink, please let me know.
I will bend morals and/or break laws for this.
It was the most perfect stimulant humanity ever concocted.
If anyone has contacts or information that could lead to a resurrection of the mango flavored NOS energy drink, please let me know.
I will bend morals and/or break laws for this.
It was the most perfect stimulant humanity ever concocted.
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Before we initiate the de-industrial revolution:
If anyone has contacts or information that could lead to a resurrection of the mango flavored NOS energy drink, please let me know.
I will bend morals and/or break laws for this.
It was the most perfect stimulant humanity ever concocted.
If anyone has contacts or information that could lead to a resurrection of the mango flavored NOS energy drink, please let me know.
I will bend morals and/or break laws for this.
It was the most perfect stimulant humanity ever concocted.
I studied computer science, software development, and cybersecurity for the past 8ish years.
I dont think I had anxiety before doing that.
I dont think I had anxiety before doing that.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I studied computer science, software development, and cybersecurity for the past 8ish years.
I dont think I had anxiety before doing that.
I dont think I had anxiety before doing that.
I think im gonna do a map art on 2b2t this week. Because i have unemployed free time.
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think im gonna do a map art on 2b2t this week. Because i have unemployed free time.
Oh jeez.
Metroid prime 4 really is mediocre.
My condolences to the devs who tried to hold the line for the series, it never had to be like this :(
Metroid prime 4 really is mediocre.
My condolences to the devs who tried to hold the line for the series, it never had to be like this :(
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh jeez.
Metroid prime 4 really is mediocre.
My condolences to the devs who tried to hold the line for the series, it never had to be like this :(
Metroid prime 4 really is mediocre.
My condolences to the devs who tried to hold the line for the series, it never had to be like this :(
Rise and grind gamers.
Acquire the bread.
Acquire the bread.
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Rise and grind gamers.
Acquire the bread.
Acquire the bread.
The best part about leaving an underpaid "dont ask just do" softdev position is when people learn how much shit your scripts were holding together after I.T. Deactivates your account
In my defense, I tried to encourage service accounts prior to deployment but that "seemed unnecessarily complicated"
In my defense, I tried to encourage service accounts prior to deployment but that "seemed unnecessarily complicated"
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The best part about leaving an underpaid "dont ask just do" softdev position is when people learn how much shit your scripts were holding together after I.T. Deactivates your account
In my defense, I tried to encourage service accounts prior to deployment but that "seemed unnecessarily complicated"
In my defense, I tried to encourage service accounts prior to deployment but that "seemed unnecessarily complicated"
Follow for more indecipherable meaningless content
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Follow for more indecipherable meaningless content
lil pixel art I doodled at like 3 am the other night.
maybe if I do like 1000 more lil pixel arts I'll finally git gud :)
Pallete - lospec.com/palette-list...
#pixelart
maybe if I do like 1000 more lil pixel arts I'll finally git gud :)
Pallete - lospec.com/palette-list...
#pixelart
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lil pixel art I doodled at like 3 am the other night.
maybe if I do like 1000 more lil pixel arts I'll finally git gud :)
Pallete - lospec.com/palette-list...
#pixelart
maybe if I do like 1000 more lil pixel arts I'll finally git gud :)
Pallete - lospec.com/palette-list...
#pixelart
I think this might actually be the first time I've been responsible enough to be pseudonymous with an internet account.
I fully intend to embrace the opportunity to say things that I would Not say around my irls.
I fully intend to embrace the opportunity to say things that I would Not say around my irls.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I think this might actually be the first time I've been responsible enough to be pseudonymous with an internet account.
I fully intend to embrace the opportunity to say things that I would Not say around my irls.
I fully intend to embrace the opportunity to say things that I would Not say around my irls.
Im trying social media again and I swear to fuck if this place finds some new and novel way to enshittify the human experience, I will start cyberbullying politicians for real.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Im trying social media again and I swear to fuck if this place finds some new and novel way to enshittify the human experience, I will start cyberbullying politicians for real.