It should be a rule.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It should be a rule.
The only home I can afford.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The only home I can afford.
I should be able to barter dinosaur jokes for healthcare.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I should be able to barter dinosaur jokes for healthcare.
If in doubt, go big.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If in doubt, go big.
Booty sneezes will get you.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Booty sneezes will get you.
She’s got me covered.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
She’s got me covered.
Honestly it could be.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Honestly it could be.
I’ve only said “I love you” to a couple people and meant it but also every single dog.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’ve only said “I love you” to a couple people and meant it but also every single dog.
I mean, they really should.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I mean, they really should.
Live your truth, Ghost Wrestler.
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Live your truth, Ghost Wrestler.
The life I want.
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The life I want.
Survive and adapt.
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Survive and adapt.
I know how it tastes because I’d never give my dog something I wouldn’t try myself.
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I know how it tastes because I’d never give my dog something I wouldn’t try myself.
Really wakes you up.
October 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Really wakes you up.
A diet that works.
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A diet that works.
Jesus is a flirt.
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jesus is a flirt.
Well, maybe my second favorite.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Well, maybe my second favorite.
My favorite exercise.
September 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My favorite exercise.