Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty
@poutinedefender.bsky.social
I LOVE CANADA AND I LOVE POUTINE. I WILL DEFEND CANADA WITH MEMES ! If you find it true, well, that is because evil exists and can be funny. J’AIME LE CANADA ET J’AIME LA POUTINE. JE DÉFENDRAI LE CANADA AVEC DES MÈMES !
Pinned
So apparently, British politician Ed Davey just threw a full-on poutine party and declared himself Canada’s official hype man against Trump’s tariffs. He literally burst through a Canadian flag at a pub, chowed down on BeaverTails, and demanded the U.K. stand with us. 🇨🇦🍁
I’m gonna be a good amastodor, boys. Trevor told me all about this MAGA shit — I don’t really pay attention to that, but I think I get it. They just wanna be left alone to eat their cheese. Not much different than us up here.#Pete Hoekstra Ambassador
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October 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m gonna be a good amastodor, boys. Trevor told me all about this MAGA shit — I don’t really pay attention to that, but I think I get it. They just wanna be left alone to eat their cheese. Not much different than us up here.#Pete Hoekstra Ambassador
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I will leave this here
April 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will leave this here
MAPLE MAGA, Carney, Canada votes PP TRUMP MAGA
April 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
MAPLE MAGA, Carney, Canada votes PP TRUMP MAGA
Clean your room.
Sort yourself out.
But first… mortgage your house for anxiety meds.
#JordanPeterson #Satire #MemeCanada #HealthcareFail #AmericanHealthcare #Benzodiazepines #PharmaPain #CleanYourRoom #BlueskyMeme
Sort yourself out.
But first… mortgage your house for anxiety meds.
#JordanPeterson #Satire #MemeCanada #HealthcareFail #AmericanHealthcare #Benzodiazepines #PharmaPain #CleanYourRoom #BlueskyMeme
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Clean your room.
Sort yourself out.
But first… mortgage your house for anxiety meds.
#JordanPeterson #Satire #MemeCanada #HealthcareFail #AmericanHealthcare #Benzodiazepines #PharmaPain #CleanYourRoom #BlueskyMeme
Sort yourself out.
But first… mortgage your house for anxiety meds.
#JordanPeterson #Satire #MemeCanada #HealthcareFail #AmericanHealthcare #Benzodiazepines #PharmaPain #CleanYourRoom #BlueskyMeme
Maple MAGA when they realize they qualify for the Canadian Dental Plan:
🦷 “Wait… free dental is… good?”
Turns out socialism hits different when it fixes your molars.
#CanadianDentalPlan #MapleMAGA #Satire #CDCP #HealthcareMeme #DentalCare #OopsSocialism #CanadaPolitics #BlueskyMeme
🦷 “Wait… free dental is… good?”
Turns out socialism hits different when it fixes your molars.
#CanadianDentalPlan #MapleMAGA #Satire #CDCP #HealthcareMeme #DentalCare #OopsSocialism #CanadaPolitics #BlueskyMeme
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Maple MAGA when they realize they qualify for the Canadian Dental Plan:
🦷 “Wait… free dental is… good?”
Turns out socialism hits different when it fixes your molars.
#CanadianDentalPlan #MapleMAGA #Satire #CDCP #HealthcareMeme #DentalCare #OopsSocialism #CanadaPolitics #BlueskyMeme
🦷 “Wait… free dental is… good?”
Turns out socialism hits different when it fixes your molars.
#CanadianDentalPlan #MapleMAGA #Satire #CDCP #HealthcareMeme #DentalCare #OopsSocialism #CanadaPolitics #BlueskyMeme
Sued his mom’s estate.
Moved to the U.S. for tax breaks.
Still wants to run Canada.
👀 Family values, Kevin-style.
#KevinOLeary #MapleTrialto #CanadianPolitics #Satire #MemeCanada
Moved to the U.S. for tax breaks.
Still wants to run Canada.
👀 Family values, Kevin-style.
#KevinOLeary #MapleTrialto #CanadianPolitics #Satire #MemeCanada
April 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sued his mom’s estate.
Moved to the U.S. for tax breaks.
Still wants to run Canada.
👀 Family values, Kevin-style.
#KevinOLeary #MapleTrialto #CanadianPolitics #Satire #MemeCanada
Moved to the U.S. for tax breaks.
Still wants to run Canada.
👀 Family values, Kevin-style.
#KevinOLeary #MapleTrialto #CanadianPolitics #Satire #MemeCanada
billionaires .. maybe. ? murderbot maybe ? Google maybe. ? IRS ?
April 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
billionaires .. maybe. ? murderbot maybe ? Google maybe. ? IRS ?
This is how sad some Canadian Nazis are.
March 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is how sad some Canadian Nazis are.
Mr dress up ! Channel 9
March 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Mr dress up ! Channel 9
MAGAgina pierre poilievre march carney Canada maple maga
March 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
MAGAgina pierre poilievre march carney Canada maple maga
cool new Saab made Canadian F-47 jet. No MAGA software updates or kill switches.
March 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
cool new Saab made Canadian F-47 jet. No MAGA software updates or kill switches.
SIM CITY REVERSE - Dismantle the USA, wreck trade partners, tank the market, and sell it all to billionaires.”
March 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
SIM CITY REVERSE - Dismantle the USA, wreck trade partners, tank the market, and sell it all to billionaires.”
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Terry Fox has more heart in his metal leg than all MAGA combine. A true Survivor.
March 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Terry Fox has more heart in his metal leg than all MAGA combine. A true Survivor.
You can have these guys
March 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You can have these guys
March 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yes bring the bible up. Ok
March 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yes bring the bible up. Ok
Flag Flag, everywhere a flag.
March 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Flag Flag, everywhere a flag.
caterday Cats Caterday !
March 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
caterday Cats Caterday !
BUY A TESLA AND HELL WITH EGGS !
March 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
BUY A TESLA AND HELL WITH EGGS !
Justin Trudeau offering his resignation to the Governor General, March 14th 2025
March 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Justin Trudeau offering his resignation to the Governor General, March 14th 2025
Canadians trying to enjoy some democracy but the Russian bots tying to get in on the game.
March 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Canadians trying to enjoy some democracy but the Russian bots tying to get in on the game.
Who can PP dream about tonight?
March 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Who can PP dream about tonight?