Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty
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Poutine Warriors - Keyboard Fighters for Canadian Sovereignty
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I LOVE CANADA AND I LOVE POUTINE. I WILL DEFEND CANADA WITH MEMES ! If you find it true, well, that is because evil exists and can be funny. J’AIME LE CANADA ET J’AIME LA POUTINE. JE DÉFENDRAI LE CANADA AVEC DES MÈMES !
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So apparently, British politician Ed Davey just threw a full-on poutine party and declared himself Canada’s official hype man against Trump’s tariffs. He literally burst through a Canadian flag at a pub, chowed down on BeaverTails, and demanded the U.K. stand with us. 🇨🇦🍁
I’m gonna be a good amastodor, boys. Trevor told me all about this MAGA shit — I don’t really pay attention to that, but I think I get it. They just wanna be left alone to eat their cheese. Not much different than us up here.#Pete Hoekstra Ambassador
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Maple MAGA when they realize they qualify for the Canadian Dental Plan:
🦷 “Wait… free dental is… good?”
Turns out socialism hits different when it fixes your molars.
#CanadianDentalPlan #MapleMAGA #Satire #CDCP #HealthcareMeme #DentalCare #OopsSocialism #CanadaPolitics #BlueskyMeme
Sued his mom’s estate.
Moved to the U.S. for tax breaks.
Still wants to run Canada.
👀 Family values, Kevin-style.
#KevinOLeary #MapleTrialto #CanadianPolitics #Satire #MemeCanada
billionaires .. maybe. ? murderbot maybe ? Google maybe. ? IRS ?
cool new Saab made Canadian F-47 jet. No MAGA software updates or kill switches.
SIM CITY REVERSE - Dismantle the USA, wreck trade partners, tank the market, and sell it all to billionaires.”
Terry Fox has more heart in his metal leg than all MAGA combine. A true Survivor.
I think it does. Makes you feel entitled and live in a cowardly fear about losing it and addiction where you can't get enough.
don't these evil biilionaries with kids and grandkids and giant resorts and stuff just wake up one day and wonder why they are so miserable all the time and just want to forgive forget and do something nice for a change ?