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Pouchmouse
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Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account.
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.

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Pooh meme, where a normal person might ponder how external senses are a necessary component of consciousness, Epstein asks himself “skin as part of brain??”
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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“Did I piss my pants? Yes, but what’s important is everyone saw me piss my pants. We’ve elevated my damp trousers to a major national issue.”
Article with a quote from Duck Durbin claiming that his total capitulation on healthcare has taken healthcare from an issue no one thinks about (!!) to an issue of major national importance.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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heyooooo
#gamedev
A screenshot of the end of Silksong, where it says: Game Completion Percentage: 100% Time: 76h 07m 45s
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Oh like you never disassociated at a work meeting before
Donald Trump at his desk, staring into the distance, completely tuned out as everyone else in the picture attends to a medical emergency. A man is unconscious on the floor with a crowd gathered around him, six feet to Trump’s left. Trump appears to be completely unaware.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Cereal box saying Oops All Stems And Seeds
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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DOGE kids after one hit of Musk’s Signature Extreme Millets
A cockatiel just absolutely gone off of the OG millet sauce
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Unintentional good advice right there
Ian Miles Cheong saying she “won the argument by not engaging with it.” And she did! He continues to post additional words, blithely unaware, or purpose struggling to fully process, that he has already lost and continues to lose more with each word he types
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Will a sycophantic AI make AI’s sicko fans tick? Sam Altman aims to find out…
Headline: OoenAI’s ChatGPT will soon allow ‘erotica’ for adults in major policy shift. They put the word erotica in quotes because, you know, it’ll probably suck.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Alt text icon is really elevating this
Screenshot of an email titled “Validate designs with Thickness Analysis” but the icon indicating the screenshot has alt text neatly obscures the “ysis” part.
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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A screenshot of a mobile browser with 128 tabs open
September 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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“Free user monetization” next year? That’s a fancy way of saying ‘free users see ads’, right?
Article saying OpenAI is hoping to make $2 a year from monetizing free users
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Twitter is currently just the side hustle of an AI company. The “next big influx” of Bluesky users will be from Twitter being unceremoniously shut down when xAI gets sold for scrap.
jamesrball skeet about how it’s not obvious what would cause the next big influx of Bluesky users when it is in fact pretty obvious: the competition to Bluesky is a money losing side project of a money losing AI company that’s an ‘also-ran’ in the money losing industry of LLMs.
September 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Foot long sandwich with the text NO JURY WILL EVER CONVICT ME
August 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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People gotta learn biology
Lisa Simpson meme: If multiple women choose to sleep with the same man, it’s a Lek not a Harem
August 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Kinda think my first Steam purchase might have been the best one #gamedev
Steam purchase history, indicating my first purchase was Plants vs. Zombies - on July 20th, 2009
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Dr. Manhattan thinking: I am 227,000,000 miles from the sun. Some guy just doxxed me because he recognized a rock from mars rover footage
August 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Will Chamberlain frantically covering his child’s eyes so they don’t see somebody doing a sick wheelie down the street
A Will Chamberlain post about going to DC and seeing a guy on an ATV doing a wheelie and saying you can’t tell him that crime is down in DC. I’m not making this up. Sometimes I joke around in the alt text but this guy actually said - and appears to honestly believe - this unhinged logic
August 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I feel like this guy might not be on the up and up
Stop panicking the Supreme Court would never reverse its ruling on marriage equality winks a JD Vance follower
August 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Algorithm really lining things up nicely today
Donkey Kong gif saying “On To The Next Layer” Post: There is no bottom to this hell
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Am I… Am I supposed to know who either of those people are?
Cuomo posting that people forgot he’s the son of Mario, and the grandson of Andrea - two names I don’t recognize.
August 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Same actor later got a role in the Bone comics
A giant bee in the comic book called ‘Bone’, who looks a fair bit like Mothra.
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Broke: A 10x engineer according to output.

Woke: A 10x engineer according to the damage done to AI company profit margins
Quote concerning Claude Code, an AI programming agent: “I can’t find a single example of a user who wouldn’t, at the very least, cost Anthropic their own monthly subscription revenue and another user’s too, and I’ve found a few examples where they’re swallowing as many as 10 users’ subscriptions in the space of a week.”
July 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Absolutely amazing commitment to the bit because he looks like he really did just spend 4 hours and 25 minutes outside in the sun walking 17 miles
My man looking absolutely exhausted and slightly sunburned. Also more than a little sweaty.
July 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Did anyone get a screenshot?
Photo of how the main skeet here about aviation safety is in reply to a now deleted skeet that was “kicking out a plank in the scaffolding of airline safety” I presume?
July 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Flagging this as a total failure because OpenAI forgot to uncheck the box that signs you up for marketing spam
OpenAI attempting to book a reservation at a Thai restaurant - which is a real thing you can ask OpenAI to do if you want the process of booking a restaurant to be hard, slower, and more error prone than doing it yourself. But the process fails because OpenAI forgot to uncheck the box that says “Yes please spam my email address with your endless marketing bullshit”
July 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM