Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt
@porkazard.bsky.social
A big large walrus in a super hero costume. Or a short large human in wrestling gear. Very cuddly. He / Him - Fat - Mid 40s - Canada. Check out Bears in Games Neo on YouTube!
I mean it fit me fine haha
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I mean it fit me fine haha
Some dance central while dinner is cooking
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Some dance central while dinner is cooking
all my favourite bois and frenz
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
all my favourite bois and frenz
I shined mine up for you! I'm 300lbs.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I shined mine up for you! I'm 300lbs.
RARRRRRR AT EVERYTHING
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
RARRRRRR AT EVERYTHING
Wednesday night's alright for dancing.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Wednesday night's alright for dancing.
Shined myself up for some singlet flexins.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Shined myself up for some singlet flexins.
oh no I breasted too boobily for this singlet
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
oh no I breasted too boobily for this singlet
Today in "... what?"
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Today in "... what?"
I shined him up a little. I very much approve of his outfit.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I shined him up a little. I very much approve of his outfit.
oh I understand that well
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
oh I understand that well
I still haven't got to propose to that guy from that one World of Warcraft commercial yet
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I still haven't got to propose to that guy from that one World of Warcraft commercial yet
I took this trying to emulate a buddy's bigger city profile picture.
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I took this trying to emulate a buddy's bigger city profile picture.
Having a rough week and could use some cuddlins but I'm gonna have a nap
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Having a rough week and could use some cuddlins but I'm gonna have a nap
This poor L singlet is 14 years old and is literally busting at the seams.
October 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This poor L singlet is 14 years old and is literally busting at the seams.
oh yeah that's a Logitech G29 with shifter
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
oh yeah that's a Logitech G29 with shifter
I took some pics before noticing that I'd burst one of the stitches on the right on my chest, so I snipped that and retook them. It's only a L so I'm really straining it haha
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I took some pics before noticing that I'd burst one of the stitches on the right on my chest, so I snipped that and retook them. It's only a L so I'm really straining it haha
feeling unusually bulgey
October 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
feeling unusually bulgey
In spite of really, really not wanting to I went to the gym and did chest stuff and arm stuff and now I'm home and dinner is almost ready.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
In spite of really, really not wanting to I went to the gym and did chest stuff and arm stuff and now I'm home and dinner is almost ready.
Normally scams like this set their location to the middle of the pacific ocean or something, but this guy (who had a normal, not supermodel or huge muscle bear) photo was 14km away from me. Second message was an immediate red flag of course.
September 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Normally scams like this set their location to the middle of the pacific ocean or something, but this guy (who had a normal, not supermodel or huge muscle bear) photo was 14km away from me. Second message was an immediate red flag of course.
I did cardio before work yesterday and was a sweaty beaw after
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I did cardio before work yesterday and was a sweaty beaw after
I did my cardio before work today
September 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I did my cardio before work today
*TRUNDLES*
September 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*TRUNDLES*