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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt

@porkazard.bsky.social

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A big large walrus in a super hero costume. Or a short large human in wrestling gear. Very cuddly. He / Him - Fat - Mid 40s - Canada. Check out Bears in Games Neo on YouTube!

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · May 27

Rarrs now available in purple.

A large fat man with a grey beard on all fours in a shiny purple body suit.

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 9h

awww! I know that feeling well. This was that guy for me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=946c...

Ziploc Freezer bags [Dom Deluise] (1986)

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 9h

haha in what sense?

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 10h

I still haven't got to propose to that guy from that one World of Warcraft commercial yet

A large man on a bus giving himself some kind of World of Warcraft tattoo

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 10h

uh oh! What would happen to Rambler??

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

oh wow, I didn't notice the ChoroQ - is that crazy expensive? I've never seen it in the wild

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

funnily enough I was playing my digital backwards compatible version on 360 earlier this week :)

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

Burnout 3 is one of my favourite games ever

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 1d

that's... quite some incredible pump, meatball

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

haha I am also this type of Papa

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

aw I was eating that

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

dang, you fill them up quite magestically

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

That's always fun too!

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Very cute briefs!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

oooo, a large friend in a singlet!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

So soft and smooth!

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

uh oh, my smoochometer is going off, it looks like you're experiencing elevated levels of smoochability

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Nooooo

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

I took this trying to emulate a buddy's bigger city profile picture.

A fat plane bearded hairy guy standing in a hotel bathroom looking at a phone. He's wearing a Wario hat

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

I mean you're hunky and huge and frankly I'd enjoy admiring all that for hours.

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

I often do if I'm wearing lycra just because I want folks to be able to opt in to seeing me in snug gear

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Yay! It's thong day!

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no one of them might have to fuck you with the others load already in there it's not like that's super hot or anything noooope hehe

Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

(technically if both you and your hot husband / boyfriend want it to be)

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Porkazard Is Your Favourite Large Alt @porkazard.bsky.social · 2d

why yes, this is a cucking thing if you want it to be

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