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mikkeli
@popstar.bsky.social
aka caroline // angel or demon maybe // 🏳️‍⚧️ genderfucked it/its // furry, fashion, art, cycling, Posting // i'm not french, i just play one on tv // drain or drown

📩 https://t.me/mikkeli_deer
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carmelo anthony was better than d wade.
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i'll learn to do music next year because i keep thinking of cooking up a fakemink x dg x grime x hyperpop set in my head and i keep hearing transitions between songs in my playlists
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i’d shove molly down pawberts throat and suck him off in the alley idc
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
whenever someone says some weird shit to me at a party i just go "you been inside too long" and walk away
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this is just what happens in a recession

- people get really into wellness because there's no money for indulgence
- people get really into thrifting and secondhand because there's no money for indulgence
- people get really into not being that woke anymore because there's no money for indulgence
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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venezuelan oil tanker news looks bad
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"mikki what are you thinking about"

my head at any given moment:
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i need to get a mikkeli badge for fc
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i'm a free use top in the sense that if you hand me a celsius and ask which is bigger, you're gonna find out
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"you approach polyamory like those videos of producers making beats with the volume off"
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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havin' fun on the edge of town
May 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the best way to see if friend group a and friend group b can play nice is by having both in a con chat and Observing What Happens
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sending clips of two baguettes in a french bread slicing machine to my bffs and going “us”
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
you’re geekin bro
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i'm so serious. i want to scale rainier by the end of next year, i want to scale kilimanjaro by the end of 2028. i want to be atop lhotse within the next ten years. i need to touch the sky.
ten year goals
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
if anyone wants to do

- taiwan
- namibia
- kilimanjaro
- iceland
- korea

in the next two years hmu i'm dying to go
need to make inappropriate financial decisions involving my passport again
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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princess treatment
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
need to make inappropriate financial decisions involving my passport again
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this would have killed during brat summer
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
ten year goals
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
accidentally got “tried to use the friedge as a microwave” high
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
a foot job? in this economy i'll take any job i can get
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
thank you zillow
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM