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I would go to school if
🧑🏫This was the teacher
🚌This was the bus
⚠️This message was important to us
🇺🇳We were a powerful culture
🏝This is not a place of honor
👑Nothing valued is here
☢️What is here was repulsive to us
ℹ️This is a warning about danger.
📍The danger is in a par
🧑🏫This was the teacher
🚌This was the bus
⚠️This message was important to us
🇺🇳We were a powerful culture
🏝This is not a place of honor
👑Nothing valued is here
☢️What is here was repulsive to us
ℹ️This is a warning about danger.
📍The danger is in a par
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I would go to school if
🧑🏫This was the teacher
🚌This was the bus
⚠️This message was important to us
🇺🇳We were a powerful culture
🏝This is not a place of honor
👑Nothing valued is here
☢️What is here was repulsive to us
ℹ️This is a warning about danger.
📍The danger is in a par
🧑🏫This was the teacher
🚌This was the bus
⚠️This message was important to us
🇺🇳We were a powerful culture
🏝This is not a place of honor
👑Nothing valued is here
☢️What is here was repulsive to us
ℹ️This is a warning about danger.
📍The danger is in a par
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One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.
January 23, 2026 at 11:43 AM
One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.
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@clowndepot.mariogolf.info kerfur's data data dance
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
@clowndepot.mariogolf.info kerfur's data data dance
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spiritually this exists in the big bill hell's cinematic universe
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
spiritually this exists in the big bill hell's cinematic universe
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Thank you for attending my writing masterclass.
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Thank you for attending my writing masterclass.
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They force me in a cryogenic casket and once the liquid nitrogen mist clears I'm revealed to be wearing pjs and holding a teddy bear.
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
They force me in a cryogenic casket and once the liquid nitrogen mist clears I'm revealed to be wearing pjs and holding a teddy bear.
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I made it better
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I made it better
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
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the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity
May 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity
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![zoroark from pokemon being edgy with the top text saying: "Replace the V with P in Venusaur" and bottom text saying: "Relax NORMAL [type]
It's called DARK [type] humor"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6cmhsudhfdknx7qgyjzhcz3c/bafkreih3mpbkstnev3wxigshpn3oljhffrqrvlr3veswjjbmqugguez3ti@jpeg)
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these days it's cool to be a gooner. and it's still cool to be a weeb. but it's no longer cool to be a gooner weeb. that's why if you say shit like "pantsu" they put you in jail
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
these days it's cool to be a gooner. and it's still cool to be a weeb. but it's no longer cool to be a gooner weeb. that's why if you say shit like "pantsu" they put you in jail
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[guy in full plate armor in front of police station] You shouldn't hang around here. This is where they spawn
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
[guy in full plate armor in front of police station] You shouldn't hang around here. This is where they spawn
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we use these to TRICK babies. we use these to lead the weakest, stupidest, most pathetic people on this planet to believe that theres a boob, when there isnt. how is that ok?
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
we use these to TRICK babies. we use these to lead the weakest, stupidest, most pathetic people on this planet to believe that theres a boob, when there isnt. how is that ok?