Dungeon Crawler Karl Marx
@pontiuspyrite.bsky.social
Barking is what's best in life!
working on a formulation for carbonated salad dressing
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
working on a formulation for carbonated salad dressing
genAI tech seems like its in the back third of a ponzi scheme
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
genAI tech seems like its in the back third of a ponzi scheme
Give me admin privileges on your discord server
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Give me admin privileges on your discord server
easy trick to talking with a new zealand accent: just say everything with one single vowel sound
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
easy trick to talking with a new zealand accent: just say everything with one single vowel sound
you'll feel better after you take a shit
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
you'll feel better after you take a shit
thank god there was shit in the epstein emails that we can make jokes about
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
thank god there was shit in the epstein emails that we can make jokes about
Goon. Die. Repeat.
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Goon. Die. Repeat.
i think its really funny when someone calls it "porno"
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i think its really funny when someone calls it "porno"
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October 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
for more great observations and witticisms, follow me on bisky dot org
if the blue jays win the world series they should bring back the expos
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
if the blue jays win the world series they should bring back the expos
so what did jesus do with his gold, anyways
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
so what did jesus do with his gold, anyways
If I run for office I pledge to publish my full nude body to prove I don't have any nazi tattoos
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If I run for office I pledge to publish my full nude body to prove I don't have any nazi tattoos
Ghost story idea: a 3d printer that prints bones, like real ones, from a human, also they're kind of slimy
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ghost story idea: a 3d printer that prints bones, like real ones, from a human, also they're kind of slimy
These 'raw milk' yokels make me wanna start pasteurizing all my beverages at home. Water, iced tea, Dr. Pepper, urine, apple juice, energy drinks, frozen margaritas and even coffee. You can never be too careful.
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
These 'raw milk' yokels make me wanna start pasteurizing all my beverages at home. Water, iced tea, Dr. Pepper, urine, apple juice, energy drinks, frozen margaritas and even coffee. You can never be too careful.
whats the elon musk dickrider population like these days?
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
whats the elon musk dickrider population like these days?
It turns out the muppets were a terrible influence on our society, because pigs will see a frog and instinctually move to abuse it
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It turns out the muppets were a terrible influence on our society, because pigs will see a frog and instinctually move to abuse it
Don't tell me what days I'm allowed to post stuff
October 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Don't tell me what days I'm allowed to post stuff
In these trying times, we often need to hear words to give us the power to continue on, and I believe it would benefit us all to remember the following words of strength and conviction:
The S-blade has a hackblood charge.
The S-blade has a hackblood charge.
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
In these trying times, we often need to hear words to give us the power to continue on, and I believe it would benefit us all to remember the following words of strength and conviction:
The S-blade has a hackblood charge.
The S-blade has a hackblood charge.
Reposted by Dungeon Crawler Karl Marx
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
well now i know why my bid to purchase electronic arts was rejected
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
well now i know why my bid to purchase electronic arts was rejected
how long until game devs start mimicking the AI style in order to make fun of it
September 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
how long until game devs start mimicking the AI style in order to make fun of it
They're going to eliminate autism and then act surprised when nothing works in a few generations
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They're going to eliminate autism and then act surprised when nothing works in a few generations
Help Im getting raptored
September 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Help Im getting raptored
happy equinox btw *casts a peace and tranquility spell upon you*
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
happy equinox btw *casts a peace and tranquility spell upon you*
a dad who is driving his family down the interstate at 80 mph when suddenly he's the only one to get raptured
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
a dad who is driving his family down the interstate at 80 mph when suddenly he's the only one to get raptured