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POKEY THE PENGUIN
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I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE SNOW WITH MY FRIENDS!!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!!

www.yellow5.com/pokey
https://kolektiva.social/@pokeythepenguin
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · Jul 18
FRIENDS, IT IS NOW TIME!! PLEASE ENJOY MY FIRST ANIMATED ADVENTURE!! IT IS FOR YOU!!!

youtu.be/vb9DsZNnmhI
THE ANIMATED ADVENTURES OF POKEY THE PENGUIN PRESENTS: THE LAWYERS' LAWYERS
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November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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IT IS POKEY THE PENGUIN

THAT IS ALL!!!

BEST,

POKEY
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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FUN IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 24d
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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YOU MAY ENGAGE WITH POKEY!!!!

HERE I AM!!!!
IT IS POKEY!!! THE PENGUIN
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I HAVE STARTED A PACK!!!

IT IS POKEY!!!!

go.bsky.app/7qw7B9v
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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TEE HEE!!! IT IS TRUE
conniemouse.bsky.social Constance Marianne @conniemouse.bsky.social · 27d
I made this for you, Pokey!!
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!! SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!! THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK! THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!! THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY??? POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!! THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY???? HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!! THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!! POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY IS STANDING NEXT TO HIS NEW MACHINE, A SMALL GRAY BOX WITH A BRIGHT RED BOXING GLOVE FITTED ATOP!! THE SMALL CHILD IS ALSO THERE! POKEY SAYS: BEHOLD, SMALL CHILD, MY NEW INVENTION WHICH I HAVE FINISHED SHE REPLIES: WHAT DOES IT DO POKEY?? HE SAYS: IT IS A SECRET SHE THEN SAYS: LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE HE REPLIES: OK LATER, AT THE PARTY, THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! THE MACHINE SITS THERE ALSO, AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS APPROACHES!! SUDDENLY, THE BOXING GLOVE FLIES OUT ON AN EXTENSIBLE LEVER ARM, PUNCHING THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS IN THE FACE!! THE MACHINE ALSO INSULTS HIM WITH A MECHANICAL: HEY....STUPID.... THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS THEN APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY YOU THROW ONE HELL OF A PARTY!! POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU FOR COMING, MY FRIEND
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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HOORAY!!!!
merriam-webster.com Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · Oct 8
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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THE DEPARTURE yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE....POKEY ANNOUNCES: I MUST DEPART LATER...POKEY ANNOUNCES: I'M BACK!! THE SMALL CHILD, STANDING NEARBY, DECLARES: HELLO POKEY
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP
I AM ORDERING YOU TO PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE
October 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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LET'S BE FRIENDS ON kolektiva.social/@pokeythepen... ALSO!!
October 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey
WE FIRST OBSERVE A DENOTATIONAL CARD INDICATING THE ADVENTURE TO FOLLOW: POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE!!! PART ONE BEGINS! POKEY FACES THE SMALL CHILD, WHO GREETS HIM: HELLO POKEY HE RESPONDS: CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M RUNNING A MARATHON!! SHE RESPONDS IN TURN: YOU ARE EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA!! HE SAYS: IT IS A PIZZA MARATHON AS HE SHOVELS PIZZA INTO HIS GOB!! AND NOW, PART TWO!! POKEY AND A RACE OFFICIAL STAND ATOP SOME SORT OF REMOTE PILLAR! THE RACE OFFICIAL DECLARES: POKEY YOU HAVE WON A MARATHON!! POKEY RESPONDS: HOORAY! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN?? THE WOMEN APPEAR, HURLING TOMATOES AT POKEY!! THE RACE OFFICIAL SAYS: HERE THEY ARE POKEY CRIES OUT: IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE SUDDENLY...POKEY AWAKENS IN HIS HOME!! HE SAYS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!! HE STEPS OUTSIDE AND THE WOMEN ARE BACK, PELTING HIM WITH TOMATOES!! OH NO!!! THE END!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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POKEY IS TRAINING!! BY MEANS OF CALISTHENICS, BOXING, AND THE LIKE!! FINALLY, HIS TRAINER APPROACHES AND ASKS: WHAT IS YOUR MISSION??? POKEY RESOUNDINGLY REJOINDERS: TO FIGHT THE ELDERLY!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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HOORAY FOR THE ITALIANS!!!
themckenziest.gay Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · Sep 27
Sobbing at these Italians being happy to be stuck in traffic during a strike for Palestine
September 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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IT IS A NATIONAL DAY OF POKEY!!!
IT IS POKEY, STANDING AMONGST THE GREENERY OF THE LOVELY ARCTIC CIRCLE, STATING: HOORAY!
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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MR NUTTY AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS ARE WATCHING A TELEVISION PROGRAM!! MR NUTTY SAYS: WHAT SAY YOU, CHUM, ABOUT THIS NEW STYLE, WHERE THE JOKES ARE PUNCTUATED BY BLASTS OF MACHINE GUN FIRE?? THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS TURNS AND REJOINDERS: I FIND THE CALLS TO REVOLUTION STIRRING!!!! NOW LAUNCHING A MORTAR, MR NUTTY MUSES: MAYBE THIS TIME THE LIVING REALLY WILL ENVY THE DEAD!! THAT IS ALL!!!
September 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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IT IS POKEY!!! THAT IS ALL!!
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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HELLO @psyhigh.bsky.social ! ! !
KING GEORGE SITS IN A GRAND HALL ATOP A LOVELY THRONE!! POKEY SAYS: KING GEORGE!! KING GEORGE REPLIES: I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF SURPRISES
August 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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POKEY IS LACONIC yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY, THE SMALL CHILD ASKS POKEY: ARE YOU LACONIC?? POKEY RESPONDS: I'M VERY LACONIC! HE THEN BEGINS A STORY, WHICH WE CAN ONLY SEE SMALL PARTS OF AS THE TEXT RUNS OFF THE PAGE IN THREE OF FOUR DIRECTIONS!! VISIBLE IN THIS SEA OF WORDS ARE FRAGMENTS ABOUT VISITING AN ESTABLISHMENT CALLED THE LAST STOP!! IS IT A BAR?? IS IT A RETIREMENT HOME?? THIS ISN'T CLEAR!! THERE IS MENTION OF RECITING THE SHAHADA WITH SINCERITY IN HIS HEART, OWING TO THE LIMITLESS WISDOM OF THE MOST MERCIFUL ONE!! HE SEEMS TO MAKE MENTION OF AN ADVENTURE INVOLVING A STAGECOACH WITH HIS NEW PAL KUPRIASHVILI!! AT LAST, HE SAYS: AND SIX MONTHS LATER, I ENDED UP HERE!! A MOMENT OF SILENCE PASSES!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: POKEY IS OUR GOLDEN AGE OVER? POKEY, STANDING, PENSIVE, SAYS NOTHING!! REFLECTING, HE SEEMS ABOUT TO SPEAK!!! THAT IS ALL!
August 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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POKEY AND ONE-HUNDRED YEARS IN THE FUTURE yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND MR NUTTY ARE STANDING ATOP THE ICE, SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! POKEY STATES: MR NUTTY!! ESPY WHAT I POSSESS POKEY IS HOLDING A FILM CANISTER!! MR NUTTY SAYS: SMASHING! POKEY REPLIES: I HAVE PRODUCED THIS FILM WHICH WILL NOT BE SCREENED FOR...ONE-HUNDRED YEARS!! MR NUTTY ASKS: SHALL WE GO SEE ITS RECEPTION, OLD BEAN?? POKEY, BRUSQUELY: OK NOW IN THE TIME-CANOE, THE TWO FRIENDS PROCEED ONE-HUNDRED YEARS INTO THE FUTURE!! AT THE SCREENING, THE FILM-MASTER ANNOUNCES: WHY, IT'S POKEY! AND HE'S DOING THE MACARENA!! THE FILM CONTINUES TO PLAY, THE DULCET NOTES OF THE MACARENA FILLING THE AIR, "HEYYY MACARENA!!" AS POKEY ANNOUNCES: IT IS A MESSAGE WHOSE CULTURAL RELEVANCE WILL NEVER DIMINISH ONE-HUNDRED YEARS EARLIER, POKEY SPEAKS TO MR NUTTY: THE FILM ALSO RELEASES AN INERT GAS WHILE PLAYING! AND CONTINUES: IT'S VERY INFLUENTIAL!!
August 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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POKEY IS ON A CONSTITUTIONAL!!!!! LATER, POKEY HAS RETURNED HOME!!!!!!
August 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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POKEY AND THE LITTLE GIRL STAND ATOP THE ICE!! POKEY GREETS THE LITTLE GIRL THUSLY: HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!!! HE ASKS: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN?? HE CONTINUES: HE'S DEAD!!! THEY CONTINUE TO ENJOY A PLEASANT DAY UNDER THE SHINING SUN WHILE THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!
August 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM