Poisoned
@poisonedal.bsky.social
I make things and no one has yet been able to stop me.
Me: "Right, let's work on the g..."
Brain: "HEY! I'VE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED A SONG I'VE NOT HEARD IN 20 YEARS!"
youtu.be/SQ14TMcDBEI
Brain: "HEY! I'VE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED A SONG I'VE NOT HEARD IN 20 YEARS!"
youtu.be/SQ14TMcDBEI
Kalifornia
YouTube video by Fatboy Slim - Topic
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Me: "Right, let's work on the g..."
Brain: "HEY! I'VE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED A SONG I'VE NOT HEARD IN 20 YEARS!"
youtu.be/SQ14TMcDBEI
Brain: "HEY! I'VE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED A SONG I'VE NOT HEARD IN 20 YEARS!"
youtu.be/SQ14TMcDBEI
*Makes coffee vending machine asset for his game.*
*Spends an hour adding details like buttons and a coin mechanism and nozzles.*
*Remembers that this coffee machine is only visible through an old, low rez CCTV camera*
*Deletes all the details the player will never see for performance.*
FML
*Spends an hour adding details like buttons and a coin mechanism and nozzles.*
*Remembers that this coffee machine is only visible through an old, low rez CCTV camera*
*Deletes all the details the player will never see for performance.*
FML
January 21, 2026 at 11:58 PM
*Makes coffee vending machine asset for his game.*
*Spends an hour adding details like buttons and a coin mechanism and nozzles.*
*Remembers that this coffee machine is only visible through an old, low rez CCTV camera*
*Deletes all the details the player will never see for performance.*
FML
*Spends an hour adding details like buttons and a coin mechanism and nozzles.*
*Remembers that this coffee machine is only visible through an old, low rez CCTV camera*
*Deletes all the details the player will never see for performance.*
FML
Reposted by Poisoned
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
If I was ever going to suggest something is that if you're working on a big creative thing, work on a small thing on the side. Preferably something out of your comfort zone were you have to learn something new. Not only is it a break from big thing but you get ideas and new skill for big thing.
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
If I was ever going to suggest something is that if you're working on a big creative thing, work on a small thing on the side. Preferably something out of your comfort zone were you have to learn something new. Not only is it a break from big thing but you get ideas and new skill for big thing.
I sure do love following tutorials and it not working. Love that.
That and falling asleep in the middle of them and having to rewatch them
That and falling asleep in the middle of them and having to rewatch them
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I sure do love following tutorials and it not working. Love that.
That and falling asleep in the middle of them and having to rewatch them
That and falling asleep in the middle of them and having to rewatch them
Reposted by Poisoned
Again, we don't hate the head of Epic enough.
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Again, we don't hate the head of Epic enough.
Just pushed this update to version control... What am I doing with my life?
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Just pushed this update to version control... What am I doing with my life?
Reposted by Poisoned
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
Reposted by Poisoned
This is not a paid advertisement. Subscribe at link in bio or membership.theonion.com to receive the newspaper and see more print-exclusive content.
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is not a paid advertisement. Subscribe at link in bio or membership.theonion.com to receive the newspaper and see more print-exclusive content.
This however. You're just going to trust me that this is cool!
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This however. You're just going to trust me that this is cool!
Two pieces of middleware was to deal with Unity's god awful animation system....
I'm a grown adult.
I'm a grown adult.
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Two pieces of middleware was to deal with Unity's god awful animation system....
I'm a grown adult.
I'm a grown adult.
So to tide you over, here's a small asset I worked on today. It's small but cute!
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
So to tide you over, here's a small asset I worked on today. It's small but cute!
Some news on my game(s) now that I'm back from break. I was given a very generous donation over the holiday and I've invested that money into some Unity middleware to make life a little easier and better. Which means I've been learning those which doesn’t make very good screenshots.
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Some news on my game(s) now that I'm back from break. I was given a very generous donation over the holiday and I've invested that money into some Unity middleware to make life a little easier and better. Which means I've been learning those which doesn’t make very good screenshots.
Do you know what the BEST thing about #gamedev is? Spending hours coding something then learning that there's already has a two click solution in the engine!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT!
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Do you know what the BEST thing about #gamedev is? Spending hours coding something then learning that there's already has a two click solution in the engine!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT!
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT!
My new year's plans in a nutshell:
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My new year's plans in a nutshell:
GOD DAMMIT! I managed to get all the way to Christmas day without hearing Wham, only to fall at the finish line!
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
GOD DAMMIT! I managed to get all the way to Christmas day without hearing Wham, only to fall at the finish line!
Bought all my Christmas presents over a month ago.
Got around to wrapping them now, as is tradition.
Got around to wrapping them now, as is tradition.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Bought all my Christmas presents over a month ago.
Got around to wrapping them now, as is tradition.
Got around to wrapping them now, as is tradition.
Hey got a few new follows so here's a "Hi." I'm mostly going to be sticking to my game making stuff here. Trying to keep my doom-scrolling to a minimum, so I'll only post here from time to time.
Right now in my holiday I'll mostly be teaching myself to use some middleware so I won't post too much.
Right now in my holiday I'll mostly be teaching myself to use some middleware so I won't post too much.
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hey got a few new follows so here's a "Hi." I'm mostly going to be sticking to my game making stuff here. Trying to keep my doom-scrolling to a minimum, so I'll only post here from time to time.
Right now in my holiday I'll mostly be teaching myself to use some middleware so I won't post too much.
Right now in my holiday I'll mostly be teaching myself to use some middleware so I won't post too much.
Right, I've really got to knuckle down and deal with Unity's notoriously bad UI system and make menus for my game...
Or I could just make fun little gribblies for the wall in Blender and pretend I'm progressing...
Hehe! Greeble is such a fun word...
Or I could just make fun little gribblies for the wall in Blender and pretend I'm progressing...
Hehe! Greeble is such a fun word...
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Right, I've really got to knuckle down and deal with Unity's notoriously bad UI system and make menus for my game...
Or I could just make fun little gribblies for the wall in Blender and pretend I'm progressing...
Hehe! Greeble is such a fun word...
Or I could just make fun little gribblies for the wall in Blender and pretend I'm progressing...
Hehe! Greeble is such a fun word...
Hi #gamedev ! Just a little reminder:
FFS! USE VERSION CONTROL!
After one big hot key fat finger I didn't notice resulted in 20 minutes of lost work instead of 3 hours!
FFS! USE VERSION CONTROL!
After one big hot key fat finger I didn't notice resulted in 20 minutes of lost work instead of 3 hours!
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hi #gamedev ! Just a little reminder:
FFS! USE VERSION CONTROL!
After one big hot key fat finger I didn't notice resulted in 20 minutes of lost work instead of 3 hours!
FFS! USE VERSION CONTROL!
After one big hot key fat finger I didn't notice resulted in 20 minutes of lost work instead of 3 hours!
Here it is again in game with its stylised shader. A lot of #gamedev is convincing yourself you're progressing. I mean I should be working on the in game menu but that's BOOOOOOORING!
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Here it is again in game with its stylised shader. A lot of #gamedev is convincing yourself you're progressing. I mean I should be working on the in game menu but that's BOOOOOOORING!
Sorry I haven't been posting much. I've been mostly learning stuff on the game making front and that's not very interesting. But I've decided to add little reward items to throw around. If only as an excuse to fire up Blender. Here's one of them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sorry I haven't been posting much. I've been mostly learning stuff on the game making front and that's not very interesting. But I've decided to add little reward items to throw around. If only as an excuse to fire up Blender. Here's one of them.
Ever wonder why your choices don't matter in a "your choices matter" game? Well it's because gets complicated. FAST! Even with dedicated non-linier story writing tools. Tho I highly recommend it as it's a lot of fun making a "choose your own adventure" book!
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ever wonder why your choices don't matter in a "your choices matter" game? Well it's because gets complicated. FAST! Even with dedicated non-linier story writing tools. Tho I highly recommend it as it's a lot of fun making a "choose your own adventure" book!
Reposted by Poisoned
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/