Paul McGrane
@pmcgrane.bsky.social
I'm everywhere. Twitter, Threads, IG, YT. Often here on Mastodon: @[email protected]
[luckily none of my relatives are on b'sky]
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[luckily none of my relatives are on b'sky]
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
call my doctor starting next week
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
call my doctor starting next week
I assumed I could find a $50 hamster wheel for a human for when I drink gin and watch Colbert. My trusted AI bot told me that is unsafe and implausible.
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I assumed I could find a $50 hamster wheel for a human for when I drink gin and watch Colbert. My trusted AI bot told me that is unsafe and implausible.
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
It's a powerful computer — it doesn't mind!
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It's a powerful computer — it doesn't mind!
Alright, the year off the label is maybe why I got it on the clearance rack at Food Lion, but I might try this stuff out. I hate maple syrup and also pancakes, but I asked an AI bot for an alternative, and maybe agave syrup might be nice. I did get summa that (advice?)… 🌵
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Alright, the year off the label is maybe why I got it on the clearance rack at Food Lion, but I might try this stuff out. I hate maple syrup and also pancakes, but I asked an AI bot for an alternative, and maybe agave syrup might be nice. I did get summa that (advice?)… 🌵
I have them things going right now in autumn!
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I have them things going right now in autumn!
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
Well, shit that will do it
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well, shit that will do it
Oh my dudes oh my dudes. I was just at the Food Lion store across from the Liquor store (guess where I went first).
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh my dudes oh my dudes. I was just at the Food Lion store across from the Liquor store (guess where I went first).
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
Maybe it was better when Apple thought you had to buy software updates? Then you wouldn't do it by accident.
September 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Maybe it was better when Apple thought you had to buy software updates? Then you wouldn't do it by accident.
iOS needs to ship this week?
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
iOS needs to ship this week?
You like guns? here it is!
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You like guns? here it is!
This is allegedly a very fancy Intel computer for a streamer, in a glass box. My mac mini is probably as good or better, and smaller. What is the deal with the box?
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is allegedly a very fancy Intel computer for a streamer, in a glass box. My mac mini is probably as good or better, and smaller. What is the deal with the box?
Hey Macintosh Siri, start a stopwatch!
Nope.
😤
Nope.
😤
August 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey Macintosh Siri, start a stopwatch!
Nope.
😤
Nope.
😤
Even ignoring two evil idioits' chit-chat in Alaska, Prez Donald thinks the ancient "Air Force One” (which 2 duplicates were new during H W Bush) is beneath him. He's noteewwwww
But eewwwww look at the shitty fake A300 Putin flies!
But eewwwww look at the shitty fake A300 Putin flies!
August 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Even ignoring two evil idioits' chit-chat in Alaska, Prez Donald thinks the ancient "Air Force One” (which 2 duplicates were new during H W Bush) is beneath him. He's noteewwwww
But eewwwww look at the shitty fake A300 Putin flies!
But eewwwww look at the shitty fake A300 Putin flies!
Listen, Apple I don't know wtf this is and I don't care. STFU.
(i believe my AirPort Express with its final firmware update could enroll as a HomeKit device)
(i believe my AirPort Express with its final firmware update could enroll as a HomeKit device)
August 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Listen, Apple I don't know wtf this is and I don't care. STFU.
(i believe my AirPort Express with its final firmware update could enroll as a HomeKit device)
(i believe my AirPort Express with its final firmware update could enroll as a HomeKit device)
For the holidays, I want this model(??) of a Somali Airlines airplane. It's clearly made out of play-doh, or AI, or, both? See if you can spot more problems than the lack of cockpit windows. 🧐🇸🇴
(In reality they're claiming to acquire two A320s)
x.com/SONNALIVE/st...
(In reality they're claiming to acquire two A320s)
x.com/SONNALIVE/st...
August 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
For the holidays, I want this model(??) of a Somali Airlines airplane. It's clearly made out of play-doh, or AI, or, both? See if you can spot more problems than the lack of cockpit windows. 🧐🇸🇴
(In reality they're claiming to acquire two A320s)
x.com/SONNALIVE/st...
(In reality they're claiming to acquire two A320s)
x.com/SONNALIVE/st...
Did the Germans fully understand what we were trying to tell them about denim?
August 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Did the Germans fully understand what we were trying to tell them about denim?
Well, I have seen the new slanderous South Park episode regarding our trouble.
It's alright
It's alright
July 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Well, I have seen the new slanderous South Park episode regarding our trouble.
It's alright
It's alright
This is pretty weird. I fished my GameBoy out of the closet for the first time in perhaps 20 years.
It is YELLOW! WTFuck? The back is not.
What am I to make of this?
It is YELLOW! WTFuck? The back is not.
What am I to make of this?
July 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is pretty weird. I fished my GameBoy out of the closet for the first time in perhaps 20 years.
It is YELLOW! WTFuck? The back is not.
What am I to make of this?
It is YELLOW! WTFuck? The back is not.
What am I to make of this?
I'm trying to buy some off-brand LEGO kits and I am confounded by Tractors
July 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm trying to buy some off-brand LEGO kits and I am confounded by Tractors
Rest in Peace, Anne Burell … I didn't know she was in Trainspotting 2 …
July 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Rest in Peace, Anne Burell … I didn't know she was in Trainspotting 2 …
lol … I thought the days of Apple nearly missing the xMas shopping season were behind us! …
July 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
lol … I thought the days of Apple nearly missing the xMas shopping season were behind us! …
expremiumplus, wtf is this, a gas station?
July 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
expremiumplus, wtf is this, a gas station?