Paul McGrane
@pmcgrane.bsky.social
I'm everywhere. Twitter, Threads, IG, YT. Often here on Mastodon: @[email protected]
[luckily none of my relatives are on b'sky]
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[luckily none of my relatives are on b'sky]
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
Unlikely Animal Friends Two — Electric Boogaloo? 🐰🐸
Not every thing to appease a mad king is inherently bad. And I'm sure it makes plenty more people than me nervous to have literally all of Apple's CPU manufacturing on one "disputed" island some people worry could be a war zone.
Not every thing to appease a mad king is inherently bad. And I'm sure it makes plenty more people than me nervous to have literally all of Apple's CPU manufacturing on one "disputed" island some people worry could be a war zone.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Unlikely Animal Friends Two — Electric Boogaloo? 🐰🐸
Not every thing to appease a mad king is inherently bad. And I'm sure it makes plenty more people than me nervous to have literally all of Apple's CPU manufacturing on one "disputed" island some people worry could be a war zone.
Not every thing to appease a mad king is inherently bad. And I'm sure it makes plenty more people than me nervous to have literally all of Apple's CPU manufacturing on one "disputed" island some people worry could be a war zone.
Reposted by Paul McGrane
This season’s Festivitas updates are here! 🎄🚀
Festivitas 1.9 turns your Mac into a winter wonderland with snow and adds Shortcuts automation ❄️💻
And for the first time, Festivitas comes to iPhone and iPad with animated festive lights on your Home Screen 🎄📱
Get Festivitas 👇
festivitas.app
Festivitas 1.9 turns your Mac into a winter wonderland with snow and adds Shortcuts automation ❄️💻
And for the first time, Festivitas comes to iPhone and iPad with animated festive lights on your Home Screen 🎄📱
Get Festivitas 👇
festivitas.app
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This season’s Festivitas updates are here! 🎄🚀
Festivitas 1.9 turns your Mac into a winter wonderland with snow and adds Shortcuts automation ❄️💻
And for the first time, Festivitas comes to iPhone and iPad with animated festive lights on your Home Screen 🎄📱
Get Festivitas 👇
festivitas.app
Festivitas 1.9 turns your Mac into a winter wonderland with snow and adds Shortcuts automation ❄️💻
And for the first time, Festivitas comes to iPhone and iPad with animated festive lights on your Home Screen 🎄📱
Get Festivitas 👇
festivitas.app
I assumed I could find a $50 hamster wheel for a human for when I drink gin and watch Colbert. My trusted AI bot told me that is unsafe and implausible.
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I assumed I could find a $50 hamster wheel for a human for when I drink gin and watch Colbert. My trusted AI bot told me that is unsafe and implausible.
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Reposted by Paul McGrane
The house is dressed for this season’s big Festivitas launch tomorrow 🎄😄
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The house is dressed for this season’s big Festivitas launch tomorrow 🎄😄
Alright, the year off the label is maybe why I got it on the clearance rack at Food Lion, but I might try this stuff out. I hate maple syrup and also pancakes, but I asked an AI bot for an alternative, and maybe agave syrup might be nice. I did get summa that (advice?)… 🌵
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Alright, the year off the label is maybe why I got it on the clearance rack at Food Lion, but I might try this stuff out. I hate maple syrup and also pancakes, but I asked an AI bot for an alternative, and maybe agave syrup might be nice. I did get summa that (advice?)… 🌵
Now that every website has a "beta” AI search, are we sure it's not some poor sucker in the back room just ⌘-F on a wikipedia search little quicker?
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Now that every website has a "beta” AI search, are we sure it's not some poor sucker in the back room just ⌘-F on a wikipedia search little quicker?
Reposted by Paul McGrane
Something festive arrives Nov 25 🎄🤫
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Something festive arrives Nov 25 🎄🤫
This funny and also grim satire is about as good a discussion of presidential pederasty as you're likely to find
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9i...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9i...
Why I'm in the Epstein Files 11,000 Times
YouTube video by Steve Shives
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This funny and also grim satire is about as good a discussion of presidential pederasty as you're likely to find
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9i...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs9i...
I wish this Donald Trump Pederast fiasco would be done because it is difficult to make jokes about it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I wish this Donald Trump Pederast fiasco would be done because it is difficult to make jokes about it.
Just watched the movie "one thing after another”. It is pretty good. I will never re-watch it. Maga folks will be upset about it.
It does prove that wow, Leo Dicaprio is dynamite! 😍
It does prove that wow, Leo Dicaprio is dynamite! 😍
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Just watched the movie "one thing after another”. It is pretty good. I will never re-watch it. Maga folks will be upset about it.
It does prove that wow, Leo Dicaprio is dynamite! 😍
It does prove that wow, Leo Dicaprio is dynamite! 😍
i am enthralled watching this movie about bad policemen.
(“One Battle After Another”)
Remember that on a modern iPhone you press and hold the side button and either volume button to hard lock it.
(“One Battle After Another”)
Remember that on a modern iPhone you press and hold the side button and either volume button to hard lock it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
i am enthralled watching this movie about bad policemen.
(“One Battle After Another”)
Remember that on a modern iPhone you press and hold the side button and either volume button to hard lock it.
(“One Battle After Another”)
Remember that on a modern iPhone you press and hold the side button and either volume button to hard lock it.
Upon waking, I yell to my nearest robot, Alexa attend to me.
I want it to tell this fancy man of Cornwood what is the temperature and the manner of the day. 👔
It says "I'm not sure what you mean, you may address me as Alexa”. But one of these days I'll get a HomePod version 3 …
I want it to tell this fancy man of Cornwood what is the temperature and the manner of the day. 👔
It says "I'm not sure what you mean, you may address me as Alexa”. But one of these days I'll get a HomePod version 3 …
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Upon waking, I yell to my nearest robot, Alexa attend to me.
I want it to tell this fancy man of Cornwood what is the temperature and the manner of the day. 👔
It says "I'm not sure what you mean, you may address me as Alexa”. But one of these days I'll get a HomePod version 3 …
I want it to tell this fancy man of Cornwood what is the temperature and the manner of the day. 👔
It says "I'm not sure what you mean, you may address me as Alexa”. But one of these days I'll get a HomePod version 3 …
It is gross to keep talking about old men abusing young girls, like the President does.
Let's remember there is a variety of subreddits of hot older ladies and, shall we say, ehh, pretty, pretty, pretty good …
Let's remember there is a variety of subreddits of hot older ladies and, shall we say, ehh, pretty, pretty, pretty good …
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It is gross to keep talking about old men abusing young girls, like the President does.
Let's remember there is a variety of subreddits of hot older ladies and, shall we say, ehh, pretty, pretty, pretty good …
Let's remember there is a variety of subreddits of hot older ladies and, shall we say, ehh, pretty, pretty, pretty good …
HomePod Mini № 2 should be sold only in 🟫🟨 , 🟪🟧 in honor of the ~ fifty MD-11's that will never have the opportunity to fly thousands of those tiny boxes.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
HomePod Mini № 2 should be sold only in 🟫🟨 , 🟪🟧 in honor of the ~ fifty MD-11's that will never have the opportunity to fly thousands of those tiny boxes.
With Late Night Talk shows & guest musical acts being cancelled by dear leader, I am gonna have to learn about gnarly obscure music from Futurama. 🤘
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
Rocket Ship by Kathy McCarty on Apple Music
Song · 1992 · Duration 4:11
music.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
With Late Night Talk shows & guest musical acts being cancelled by dear leader, I am gonna have to learn about gnarly obscure music from Futurama. 🤘
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
People give Apple Arcade grief; 🕹️ it's true it’s never lived up to any kind of hype. But it's nice to be able to play casual games without being bothered by upsells or ads. And a lot of them are turn-based so they keep half my mind occupied while the other half watches mah programs. 👴🦼
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
People give Apple Arcade grief; 🕹️ it's true it’s never lived up to any kind of hype. But it's nice to be able to play casual games without being bothered by upsells or ads. And a lot of them are turn-based so they keep half my mind occupied while the other half watches mah programs. 👴🦼
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
Well, shit. But I guess the Canada Baseball Team would have an easier time refusing to visit a fascist USA president in his ballroom dugout. It will be interesting for Los Angeles.
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well, shit. But I guess the Canada Baseball Team would have an easier time refusing to visit a fascist USA president in his ballroom dugout. It will be interesting for Los Angeles.
As I use it more on a large monitor, is “Liquid Glass” from MacOS 26 Throwinghands just more translucency for its own sake? Yes, clearly. But Mac OS X has always been about that. Quartz Extreme arrived 23 years ago my guys! The theme has always been to run the GPU ragged even in your file manager!
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
As I use it more on a large monitor, is “Liquid Glass” from MacOS 26 Throwinghands just more translucency for its own sake? Yes, clearly. But Mac OS X has always been about that. Quartz Extreme arrived 23 years ago my guys! The theme has always been to run the GPU ragged even in your file manager!
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
Well, shit that will do it
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well, shit that will do it
It is weird how everyone takes marching orders from the RETARD in chief (I think we're allowed to use slurs in USA now).
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It is weird how everyone takes marching orders from the RETARD in chief (I think we're allowed to use slurs in USA now).
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
I asked siri about the baseball game (which I normally care nothing for). I misheard it that it concluded after 8 innings. I thought oh, that went quicker than normal! Too bad I didn't watch it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I asked siri about the baseball game (which I normally care nothing for). I misheard it that it concluded after 8 innings. I thought oh, that went quicker than normal! Too bad I didn't watch it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …