pleming
@pleming.bsky.social
Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...
Happy birthday in 2025, from that photo editing app you downloaded in 2018, used once, deleted, then got charged $4.99 for 16 months before you noticed and ACTUALLY cancelled it.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy birthday in 2025, from that photo editing app you downloaded in 2018, used once, deleted, then got charged $4.99 for 16 months before you noticed and ACTUALLY cancelled it.
#truestory
#truestory
Members only monthly subscription to a bespoke floss.
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Members only monthly subscription to a bespoke floss.
It's the sharpie thing... Just add it in.
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's the sharpie thing... Just add it in.
"I was surprised"
a man and a woman are drinking through straws from a cup .
ALT: a man and a woman are drinking through straws from a cup .
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December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"I was surprised"
I remember when I first did the two footed sideways jumping scorpion...
a young boy in an orange striped shirt sits on a bed with a red pillow
ALT: a young boy in an orange striped shirt sits on a bed with a red pillow
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December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I remember when I first did the two footed sideways jumping scorpion...
"this is beneath you".
Boy, they really have replaced the actual Trump with their fantasy Trump.
Boy, they really have replaced the actual Trump with their fantasy Trump.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"this is beneath you".
Boy, they really have replaced the actual Trump with their fantasy Trump.
Boy, they really have replaced the actual Trump with their fantasy Trump.
There was a mini docuseries a few years ago with Jamali Maddox, 'Hate Thy Neighbor" that had an episode on Azov, and while I was nervous for Jamali's safety in several episodes, none as much as the Azov episode. Terrifying group of people.
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There was a mini docuseries a few years ago with Jamali Maddox, 'Hate Thy Neighbor" that had an episode on Azov, and while I was nervous for Jamali's safety in several episodes, none as much as the Azov episode. Terrifying group of people.
Bravo.
a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped
ALT: a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped
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December 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Bravo.
So, when Trump says/does something vile, he doesn't know anything about anything, but when they pick up a win, he knows everything there ever was to know about polling data.
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So, when Trump says/does something vile, he doesn't know anything about anything, but when they pick up a win, he knows everything there ever was to know about polling data.
Somewhere in the depths of hell, Roy Cohn is doing this meme and whispering, yes, yes, double down, yes.
a man in a hooded robe is sitting in a chair with the words `` do it '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man in a hooded robe is sitting in a chair with the words `` do it '' written on the screen .
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December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Somewhere in the depths of hell, Roy Cohn is doing this meme and whispering, yes, yes, double down, yes.
Every time I see Mateta, I'm left wondering why he's not a top target at huge clubs. Eats space, occupied multiple defenders, deceptively nimble and technical, extremely unselfish, and pops one in from time to time.
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Every time I see Mateta, I'm left wondering why he's not a top target at huge clubs. Eats space, occupied multiple defenders, deceptively nimble and technical, extremely unselfish, and pops one in from time to time.
It looks so dry... I like my MacNcheese WET.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It looks so dry... I like my MacNcheese WET.
The macaroni... Is it just plain ass macaroni? Is there cheese in it? Anywhere? Why's it so dry looking?
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The macaroni... Is it just plain ass macaroni? Is there cheese in it? Anywhere? Why's it so dry looking?
We can all agree the words are horseshit nonsense :-)
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We can all agree the words are horseshit nonsense :-)
Can't wait for Hegseths 'you're goddamned right I did' moment, and seeing his smug, stupid face get cuffed and whisked off to jail.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can't wait for Hegseths 'you're goddamned right I did' moment, and seeing his smug, stupid face get cuffed and whisked off to jail.
Nowhere else in their life would they stand by while someone acted like this. At the VERY LEAST, they'd get up and walk out of the room. Most would say something, some would do something.
But NONE of them would sit there with their thumbs up their buttholes and do/say absolutely nothing about it.
But NONE of them would sit there with their thumbs up their buttholes and do/say absolutely nothing about it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nowhere else in their life would they stand by while someone acted like this. At the VERY LEAST, they'd get up and walk out of the room. Most would say something, some would do something.
But NONE of them would sit there with their thumbs up their buttholes and do/say absolutely nothing about it.
But NONE of them would sit there with their thumbs up their buttholes and do/say absolutely nothing about it.