pleming
@pleming.bsky.social
Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...
I imagine its a situation like this:
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I imagine its a situation like this:
Here's the actual tweet
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Here's the actual tweet
Here's the original. Last two lines look added
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Here's the original. Last two lines look added
Cuz it's not real. Hard to tell these days
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Cuz it's not real. Hard to tell these days
The tweet is accurate up til that point. The last two lines aren't real.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The tweet is accurate up til that point. The last two lines aren't real.
You've got competition
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You've got competition
You'd have to bet $400 to win $100 on these two getting married.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You'd have to bet $400 to win $100 on these two getting married.
He's distracted, there's this grasshopper, cute little guy, top hat and everything, and they got to talking, and Mikey went on this journey, it was wild, whales and shit, and anyone... There's a chance he'll become a real boy soon, so he's been kinda, ya know, distracted.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
He's distracted, there's this grasshopper, cute little guy, top hat and everything, and they got to talking, and Mikey went on this journey, it was wild, whales and shit, and anyone... There's a chance he'll become a real boy soon, so he's been kinda, ya know, distracted.
It gets better (worse, definitely worse).
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It gets better (worse, definitely worse).
Someone figure out how to get Paul Sparks and Tim Robinson in a movie together.
Watching #TheLowdown and #TheChairCompany back to back made it clear there is a movie to be seen here...
Brothers, one a serious guy and the other... Tim Robinson.
Watching #TheLowdown and #TheChairCompany back to back made it clear there is a movie to be seen here...
Brothers, one a serious guy and the other... Tim Robinson.
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Someone figure out how to get Paul Sparks and Tim Robinson in a movie together.
Watching #TheLowdown and #TheChairCompany back to back made it clear there is a movie to be seen here...
Brothers, one a serious guy and the other... Tim Robinson.
Watching #TheLowdown and #TheChairCompany back to back made it clear there is a movie to be seen here...
Brothers, one a serious guy and the other... Tim Robinson.
We're headed here... And it's happening fast.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're headed here... And it's happening fast.
There's the problem, you dirty Catholic ;-) you're doing it wrong.
These are two different guys.
Both named Jesus, though
These are two different guys.
Both named Jesus, though
September 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There's the problem, you dirty Catholic ;-) you're doing it wrong.
These are two different guys.
Both named Jesus, though
These are two different guys.
Both named Jesus, though
I guess I gotta get a sitter? On this short notice? WTF?
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I guess I gotta get a sitter? On this short notice? WTF?
Also, maga is gonna blame Obama/Biden...
But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god...
But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7
But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god...
But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7
July 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Also, maga is gonna blame Obama/Biden...
But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god...
But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7
But it was Obama and Trump's FEMA that approved em, and I'm fine with both getting the heat. Cuz Barry ain't my god...
But maga gonna Dem/bogeyman this 24/7
I'm 25, like this totally normal dude...
July 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm 25, like this totally normal dude...
