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PlantsAreNeat deserves yarn & chocolate
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Worker Cooperator, Knitter, Cook, Bi Cis Chonky Lady she/her
Trans Ally, Lifelong MSTie & Sherlockian; I already like your dog
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I made that my ringtone for a while for my own amusement. Not everyone appreciated it like I did...
Image taken from MST3K's episode 'The Final Sacrifice'. Teen aged schlub Troy (white, dark brown hair, brown eyes, assertive eyebrows) is tied to a pole and looking to the right of the screen. He is making a scrunched face that transforms his features into that of a jagged-toothed demon, though if I remember correctly he is looking at his beefy savior-to-be, Zap Rowsdower.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I love Witch Hazel blooms; they’re so unexpected. To me they look like they overslept and are rushing in late to the flower party to say “what’d I miss?” #Plants
Close up of a blooming twig of Witch Hazel. The flowers look like scraggly yellow fireworks or bedraggled pom-poms, with thin, stringy petals arrayed in clusters along the twig. The background is of a cloudy day and the scrubby underbrush of a rest stop.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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One... Moon... Circles...

(What always plays in my mind when a lone person yells into the void "where are you?")
Screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation, an episode from season 4 called 'Night Terrors.' Counselor Deanna Troi floats in a murky cloud lit by a bluish light; she is peering into the distance and looks worried.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Tonight’s loaf parts on the side.
A baked and cooling loaf of bread sits on a rack; it has been brushed with butter so it shines. The bread has a slash down the top which is decidedly off center, making the domes of the top of the loaf look like a neat hairstyle that parts on the left.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Started green, then went deep red. Absolutely the best aurora show I’ve seen in the 20+ years living here - even without the camera enhancing everything. Northwestern Massachusetts.
Photograph of the aurora borealis, with a black shadowed hill and some trees at the bottom. The aurora is bright green the bottom, bleeding into red above; some spears of light crossing from the green up to the red with a spotlight effect. The aurora light show about ten minutes later than the first picture. Again there’s the black silhouette of hills and trees, backlit by the vivid aurora. Pale whitish at the bottom, but the sky is mostly dominated by deep red light with some spears visible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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My family likes its stews the way it likes its friends: full of beans and a little spicy. 🧑‍🍳
And edge-on image of a black, filled crockpot sitting on a glass stovetop surface. The stew in the crockpot shows crimini mushrooms, shiitakes, carrots, leeks, onion, celery and pinto beans in a broth that includes chili powder, smoked paprika and oregano, among other spices. The stew will spend ~5 hours on high then will have frozen corn and chopped red pepper added before becoming supper.
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I can't be the only one cracking this joke tonight, can I?
A pair of screen shots from the 1988 film The Naked Gun. Leslie Nielsen is standing in a room dramatically lit with slatted light, looking upwards at a woman perched on a library-style wooden ladder with pipe railings; she can only be seen from the knee down. She's wearing bright red high heeled shoes, and a red dress. In the first panel, the caption reads "-Nice beaver" In the second panel, Nielsen is awkwardly receiving a taxidermied beaver into his hands while more of the woman in the red dress appears (but not all of her in this pair of images) as she climbs down the ladder. The caption reads "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Despite my attempts to help, my team won the pub quiz at the brewery downtown tonight, woo!

Now if they’d only have a 🧶 knitting or a cooking 🥘 round, I could really contribute.
Photo of the Trivia Quiz trophy; it is set amongst the pens and empty pint glasses on a table. The trophy is a small, bronze-tone plastic sculpture of a chimpanzee sitting on a pile of books, with a hand to its chin, contemplating the white skull held in its other hand.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Enjoy the doo-dads! From Little Women? AAaaaaaa!
Screenshot taken from MST3K Season 13 episode 11, 'The Mask', set on the bridge of Moon 1, the Gizmoplex can be seen through the window against a background of starry night. Moon 1 is decorated with spiderwebs for Halloween. In this host segment, regular player Rebecca Hansen appears dressed as Mrs. Kelly, a crotchety landlady from the film The Mask that Jonah and the Bots are in the process of watching. She is wearing a black dress decorated with white flowers and a grey-haired wig in a bun. At the moment of the screen shot, Mrs. Kelly is caught squeeing in delight as she has been informed that Jonah's costume is mustached, trench-coated character actor Tom Atkins. "From Little Women," Mrs. Kelly shrieks, "Aaaaaaaa!"
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Meet Eggsmerelda Bawkington, the emotional support chicken I’m donating to my kid’s school fundraising auction. She’s a booster, proudly decked out in school colors, and is extra squishy and huggable. I hope someone takes her home! 🧶 #knitting
Full body pose of Eggsmerelda Bawkington. Note her pleasing round shape. She is a knitted stuffie chicken, grey in body, with a maroon tail section and maroon and white stripes around her neck. The head is maroon, with lighter red comb and wattle, yellow beak and black plastic safety eyes. Eggsmerelda Bawkington is looking into the camera, and possibly your soul. She is a knitted stuffie chicken, grey in body, with a maroon tail section and maroon and white stripes around her neck. The head is maroon, with lighter red comb and wattle, yellow beak and black plastic safety eyes. Eggsmerelda before she was sewn up. A knitted chicken stuffie is laid out flat like a bearskin rug on a fuzzy grey blanket. She is grey in body, with a maroon tail section and maroon and white stripes around her neck. The head is maroon, with lighter red comb and wattle, yellow beak and black plastic safety eyes.
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Can't believe that I missed that Ace Frehley died. RIP to the only member of KISS who was in it to make music after about 1983, IMHO. It was cool seeing you as my first concert when I was 4 years old.
Concert photo of KISS guitarist Ace Frehley in full Spaceman gear with shiny silver platform boots and gauntlets, silver armored over-tunic with padded shoulders, all worn over a black, star-studded cat suit. He is on stage surrounded by monitors and amps, leaning backwards to show off his solo-ing on a wood-toned Fender guitar that is smoking as if on fire. His hair is shoulder-length, black and feathered in cut; his face is painted in the white kabuki-esque fashion of 70's KISS with silver stars around his eyes and black lips. He seems to be blowing on the smoking guitar. A very Hard Rockin' concert vibe.
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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This is making my Gen X latchkey kid’s heart very happy right now.
Close up photo of a plate decorated with sunflowers and bees. On the plate are two halves of an English muffin pizza, one with a bite taken out of it.
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Brought my knitting 🧶 to both the June 1 and today’s rallies, and am still kicking myself that I didn’t have a ‘Mme Defarge In Training’ sign or button to wear. Admittedly, the character Dickens wrote is not nice, but the visual of knitting next to the guillotine is potent. Vive la Resistance!
A pair of half-knit, stockinette 2-at-a-time socks in a purplish magenta, against a nondescript carpet background. The author did not think to take a photo while actually knitting these socks at the No Kings Rally today. D’oh!
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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First frost means craving soup - lentils with collards getting started here.
Pot of orange-hued tomato-based lentil soup with bright green strips of collard greens scattered through. A few greenish lentils can be seen above the liquid.
October 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Plant-based Sausage rolls using NatsWhatIReckon’s recipe, vegan puff pastry from the fridge case and a tube of Impossible Sausage for the ground pork. F🎺in’ delicious! My lunch is set for a week.
A moodily-lit tray of plant-based sausage rolls fresh from the oven. The pastry is golden brown and bursting with a meaty-looking filling made of not-meat.
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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My ceramic-top stove is a convenient flat surface when it’s not on… except when you push something to the back and it bumps a burner on to High.

Pretty sure this voids the warranty on my Instant Pot.
Photograph of a ceramic-top stove, upon which sits the tipped-over carcass of an Instant Pot. Its bottom is a bubbled and pulled mass of melted plastic through which internal electronics can be glimpsed. Its final dish? A very nice vegetable Biryani. Bummer.
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This makes me ever so happy, that enough Blueskyites (Blueskiers? Blueskies? Blueskyenas?) are freaking out about AO3 going down for a little while that it is trending here.
Screenshot of the 'Trending' area of OP's Bluesky dashboard, with words in bubbles against a dark background. Trending items are: Nintendo, Hades 2, Amazon Settlement, South Park and, highlighted by a large red circle, "AO3 Maintenance." Good to know most Blueskyenas are massive nerds like me. :)
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Came across Kurt Vonnegut in my travels today and it resonated; he was speaking of the joy of Buying One Envelope:

(then I went outside for a short break. I saw a squirrel narrowly avoid death through speed, agility and luck.)
Screen shot of text which reads "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is - we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Love the Fried Rice recipe from #WoksOfLife, it can never bring myself to scramble my eggs in with it. Fried Egg on Rice is one of life’s true little pleasures and I take every opportunity to have it.
Vegetable fried rice with a rich brown color is presented in a white bowl: vegetables include carrots, broccoli, cabbage, leek and red pepper, all from our farm share. The rice is crowned with a fried egg over medium - whites all cooked but still dippy yolk, and a smear of sriracha for zippiness. Recipe comes from thewoksoflife.com - ‘Fried rice: an easy formula’
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Seen in my travels; pithy and to the point.
Image taken from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show from the 1970's. Image is of an azure background, on which a newspaper called the "Rocky And Bullwinkle Special Edition" the headline reads "WORLD IN DREADFUL STATE" beneath that is a cartoon of the globe and a series of lines meant to indicate article text.
September 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Nearing the end of grilled pizza season (the cook gets cold and it’s dark!) but these are poss some of the best I’ve made so far. #KingArthurFlour grilled pizza recipe makes a crust that is just how we like it - stretchy, chewy, a little crispy. Grilling it offers a hint of scorch. NOM.
Pizza on the grill - King Arthur Flour’s Grilled Pizza dough, with a homemade roasted tomato and garlic sauce, red pepper from the farm, mushrooms, Italian sausage, and fresh mozz. This batch had a little more scorch than I usually like, (I left it on the hot side a bit longer than I should have) but overall very satisfying. Three pizzas cooking on the grill against a background of full night. The pizza was delicious, despite having to cook in the sort of dark.
September 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Pretty proud of this soup and sandwich, given that it is 100% from scratch. Fresh farm share tomatoes and carrots, with a chiffonade of basil from the garden, and homemade (sadly over-proofed but still delicious) wheat bread grilled with local cheddar. NOM. #breadsky #FarmFood
Picture of the poster’s dinner: on a tan oval plate printed with the words ‘Tony Roma’s’ is a grilled cheese sandwich, the bread with a pronounced mushroom top and slightly open crumb. It is toasted to golden perfection per cook’s preference. Next to it is a white bowl containing vivid orange soup, tomato-carrot blended smooth, served over thin short egg noodles with a sprinkling of shreds of basil and a bit of Parmesan. Poster’s family was suitably appreciative and also did not ridicule poster for posting her soup, because they wish to continue to receive home cooked meals like this in the future, and are also pretty hoppy froods all around.
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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(#Connections spoiler!)

Whoever wrote today's connections, I absolutely love you.
Screen shot of the blue level of the NYT Connections puzzle for 9/2/2025. The answer is "WORN BY EARRING MAGIC KEN: Earring, mesh shirt, necklace, Pleather vest." EMKen is also known across the land as 'OMG SO GAY Ken' and was that when he was introduced (when he came out!) in 1993.
September 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Tomatoes sliced thick, bacon cooked in the oven for even crispness, mayo on both slices, and crunchy green leaf/cos lettuce. A seasonal delight that only happens when the tomatoes are grown to full ripeness. I can’t eat them any other time of year. NOM. #breadsky #FuckYeahTomaotes
A tall and lofty loaf of bread shown end-on, cooling on a rack next to a bread pan. It is a lovely golden color and well-domed on top. (Recipe is Japanese Milk Bread from King Arthur Flour) The previous loaf, sliced on the cutting board with bread knife and various cooking tools in frame. The bread is white with a mushroomed top and even crumb. Approximately 5 pounds of red slicing tomatoes on a blue mat. Next to it sits a half-pint of cherry tomatoes plus a few more from last week’s farm share in the bottom corner. The finished sandwich: a BLT on Japanese Milk Bread with mayo, thick sliced tomatoes (they’re pressed into the bread a bit) crisp bacon and green leaf lettuce. I am heckin’ proud of this effort, and it was DELICIOUS.
September 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Happy Labor Day to all workers everywhere, including and especially: sex workers, farm workers, illegal and legal immigrant workers, contract gig workers, artists and craftspeople, and worker-owned coops like my little company.

And a cheerful Fuck You to billionaires everywhere.
Image of a colorful word-cloud on a white background, on the topic of workers' rights. Words include, in order of increasing size, from top down: age, solving, obligations, wage dispute, strike, enforce, work, measure, contract, protection, employee, workplace, contractural, protective, safety benefit, employment, worker, minimum standards, health, discrimination, labour, laws, union, health, right, solve, and in large text: LABOR, REGULATION. Happy Labor Day!
September 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM