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Uh huh he/him 🩷💜💙
LUX by ROSALÍA on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 15 Songs
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November 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Man, growing up with people looking visibly disgusted by your fatness and alopecia really sets you up for life, doesn't it
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I love The Traitors so much. What a finale.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My DMs are open to you, Zoh. 👄
There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes
This labeller never misses
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Jennifer Lawrence reveals she and Emma Stone are producing a ‘MISS PIGGY’ film with Cole Escola writing the script.

When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”

(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm 40 and still feel like a teenager (derogatory). Most of that is for financial reasons / career opportunities.
WHEN DO WE GET TO BE OLD!!!!! Im so tired of millennials being lumped into “youth” categories because the old guard can’t/wont retire! I’m pushing 40!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A happy day for hot people on the right side of history 💘
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bluesky, PLEASE. Give us the option of privacy or Close Friends or SOMETHING.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Take a train that doesn't exist to catch a sight of the rare and majestic Highland creature, the Haggis.
AI travel agent. What could possibly go wrong?
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
👇 Please respect my God.
please note:
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That girlbands doc on BBC made me wanna relisten to All Saints' debut album, brought back my crush on Mel Blatt, and made angrysad in retrospect. Watch it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
YES. 😤
You and I both deserve to be dripping in babes
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Day of the Dead Inside
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I would willingly die trying to fix him.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
YOU CAN'T STOP MY VOICE 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE BUT
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY

— me doing both Gaga and Xtina in the bathroom at half past midnight
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
See you in Hell, OpenAI. 🥰
Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement

• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright

• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Folks seem to be discovering this one now.

Chilly? Chesty? Bulgey? Evergreen.
For your consideration
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I had no idea people DIDN'T call their parents' cousins, aunts and even friends "auntie"/"uncle" until I moved to the UK and my English ex was borderline affronted by the idea.
I keep seeing people try to defend the Zohran Aunt thing by saying it’s a Asian thing to call extra people aunt and uncle, and I just want to set the record straight as one of the WASPiest people on this site… my moms cousins are definitely my Aunts, and this is manufactured nonsense by anti Zohran
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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🚨BREAKING : The Green Party has passed 150,000 members 🥳

Thousands are joining right now to help us replace Labour and take the fight to Reform.

Are you in?

Make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now ⤵️
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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RIP.

The "ceasefire" was just Israeli propaganda, they never stopped their genocide of Palestinians.

This is why we need a total liberation of Palestine, from the River to the Sea. The Apartheid, colonial-settler state of Israel cannot be allowed to dictate terms like this.

#FreePalestine
BREAKING: At least 18 Palestinians have been killed and about 50 others injured in Israeli air strikes across Gaza, medical sources on the ground told Al Jazeera.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/11lhsx
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: "It's so chilly!"
Also me:
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

Sweet Potato Blue (feels right, tbh)
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

Sandwich Skin, reporting for duty.
Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Of course this overworked bisexual underachiever is somewhere in the middle.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM