Look shit up before you shoot your mouth off

Motability should provide a grant that you can put towards any damn car you like that meets your needs. Which is exactly what it currently does.

And if the car requires special modifications which are only available on certain brands? Or if (god forbid) the person has some of their own resources and would like their own fucking choice of car?

I actually think it's bad that the law thinks that calling a 17 year old a "sissy porn-watching scumbag", a "groomer" and a "disgusting incel" in public is not a crime, and indeed I do not think criticising this would constitute "[picking] sides in the debate about sex and gender identity".

No idea I’m afraid

Masterchef Australia is a totally different and much better show

Buying frozen Yorkshires…

This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:

He hath shewed strength with his arm

(Which isn’t much, to be fair)

Not seen him in theatre. On TV he plays pretty much the same character in whatever I’ve seen

The joys of having a government led by people who went to Oxford and who think this is how an average UK university works.

It's completely crazy. UK academia is already at the edge, this is probably the last push to make the entire system collapse. And then British students will be studying where exactly?

The Subbuteo Union wishes to complain