Martin 🌈
@pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social
Liverpool ✌️
If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then we’ll get along well. 🍕😴🍸
Make me laugh and I’ll probably marry you.
If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then we’ll get along well. 🍕😴🍸
Make me laugh and I’ll probably marry you.
How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲
As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅
Dating requirement: a guy needs to love this song to go on a date with me.
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dating requirement: a guy needs to love this song to go on a date with me.
Work has felt very long and stressful this week 🙈
September 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Work has felt very long and stressful this week 🙈
Lazy Sunday whilst awaiting the dreaded Monday 🫠
August 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Lazy Sunday whilst awaiting the dreaded Monday 🫠
Bluesky users waiting for the developers to introduce sending pictures in DM’s
August 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Bluesky users waiting for the developers to introduce sending pictures in DM’s
Tempted to just reply to these scammers telling them to go die quietly. 🫠
August 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tempted to just reply to these scammers telling them to go die quietly. 🫠
Quote this with your v line
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July 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Quote this with your v line
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Me greeting the delivery driver for the pizza I told myself I wasn’t going to order:
June 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me greeting the delivery driver for the pizza I told myself I wasn’t going to order:
The perk of having a cold is you cough so much it practically counts as a chest workout. 🤷🏻♂️
June 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The perk of having a cold is you cough so much it practically counts as a chest workout. 🤷🏻♂️
It’s rude to stare 🤷🏻♂️😶🌫️
May 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s rude to stare 🤷🏻♂️😶🌫️
The court sketchers in France have really done Kim Kardashian dirty with these drawings of her testifying 😂😂
May 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The court sketchers in France have really done Kim Kardashian dirty with these drawings of her testifying 😂😂
Ignore my need for a haircut, I just liked the lightinggg ✌️
May 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ignore my need for a haircut, I just liked the lightinggg ✌️
This alibi has flaws…
February 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This alibi has flaws…