Martin 🌈
@pizzasleepvodka.bsky.social
Liverpool ✌️
If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then we’ll get along well. 🍕😴🍸
Make me laugh and I’ll probably marry you.
If you think my handle sounds like a fun time then we’ll get along well. 🍕😴🍸
Make me laugh and I’ll probably marry you.
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥲
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥲
How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
How dare the cloudfare outage do this to me 😤🥲
As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
As first impressions go, this is the type of message which gets my attention. Now I’m invested in knowing where the story is going. 😅
Christmas adverts on tv… it’s timeee!
a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
ALT: a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
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November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Christmas adverts on tv… it’s timeee!
Tipsy and listening to the spice girls. This is what weekends are all about 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tipsy and listening to the spice girls. This is what weekends are all about 🥰
Spending Halloween in the scariest way possible: going to work whilst tired 😴
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Spending Halloween in the scariest way possible: going to work whilst tired 😴
Lily Allen’s new album is superb 🥰
Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁
Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Lily Allen’s new album is superb 🥰
Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁
Relapse, Pussy Palace and Dallas Major are my personal favourites 😁
Life update! My mortgage has been approved so now one big step closer to completing on an apartment in Manchester. 🥹🙈
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Life update! My mortgage has been approved so now one big step closer to completing on an apartment in Manchester. 🥹🙈
Monday morning… EURGH
a cartoon character covering his eyes with his hands
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October 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Monday morning… EURGH
It is embarrassing just how long it has taken me to appreciate how amazing Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon album is. 🥰
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It is embarrassing just how long it has taken me to appreciate how amazing Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon album is. 🥰
Judge Judy marathon and Christmas songs… excellent Saturday. 😎😅
October 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Judge Judy marathon and Christmas songs… excellent Saturday. 😎😅
I can’t wait to climb into bed. I’m either going to have a long nap or slip into a coma. I’ll take either. 😴
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I can’t wait to climb into bed. I’m either going to have a long nap or slip into a coma. I’ll take either. 😴
I’m glad it’s less than 80 days until Christmas now, but it’s also rude how early it is getting dark now in the evenings. 🥺
October 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m glad it’s less than 80 days until Christmas now, but it’s also rude how early it is getting dark now in the evenings. 🥺
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥺🥲
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I blinked and now the weekend is over. 🥺🥲
It be my birthday 😅
September 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It be my birthday 😅
88 days to Christmas
a cartoon cat looking at a christmas tree in a pink room
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September 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
88 days to Christmas
Yikes, you know you’re having a bad skin day when even the FaceID on your phone is like ‘who the fuck are you?’ 🫠🥲
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yikes, you know you’re having a bad skin day when even the FaceID on your phone is like ‘who the fuck are you?’ 🫠🥲
I saw a house with Halloween decorations up today. 😳
September 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I saw a house with Halloween decorations up today. 😳
I have had such a lazy weekend and feel completely recharged and refreshed. 😍😊
September 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I have had such a lazy weekend and feel completely recharged and refreshed. 😍😊
Work has felt very long and stressful this week 🙈
September 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Work has felt very long and stressful this week 🙈
Sooooo, I got promoted at work today. 🙈🥹🥳
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sooooo, I got promoted at work today. 🙈🥹🥳