POV you are a littol bug

GOD theyre so pretty.

oh shit, really? do you have like, a link to a callout post or something i could read?

no, god has cursed me once again. for the disgusting act of... *reads closer*
having a vagina? man, i didnt even choose to have that. whats his fucking problem.

"allen why do you continue to insist upon using mspaint for announcements. you're an artist. you have clip studio paint"

the MEDIUM is IMPORTANT because it has the right FEEL. its like youre asking davinci to use pastels instead of oils. he would be like "whats your problem"

BUT THEN THE GOVERNMENT COMES IN AND IS LIKE 'ummmmmm NO. you CANT do that. not unless you're splitting up for these specific reasons, or unless you do the PAPERWORK to split up.'
like, who said you could be here?

like youll be like "yeah im gonna promise this person i like that i'll only like them, and we'll live together and stuff"

and then years pass and you two dont feel that way anymore, so you're like "hey i think we had a good run, but now its time to go our separate ways"

me fucking around in the game code i'm trapped in

this is also the reason why i couldnt be a survival horror protagonist. my coping mechanism is humor. it would never work. i'd be like an invasive species

there is no world where i dont own this shirt, and i'll be damned if i dont get any use out of my cricut machine

planning on how to avert the warcrimes