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I'm Allen! (He/Him) I'm a guy who plays #DnD and makes art.
I refuse to stop talking about my D&D character, Louie. Commissions open!
finally home from the convention... i am going into a coma
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
a two-hour block just for a game of terraforming mars?
i think the underestimated how long that game takes
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my new friend, samantha. also thinking about naming her grimbles, or thimble
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(yes i would yes i would yes i would yes i would yes i would yes i would)
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
also, YEAH EGAMING REAL!!!!! WERE SO BACK!!!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
boy i lov!!!!!!!!! vingeo james!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i love when Frankenstein with long blonde hair comes out of her grave to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tumblr post about how problematic elves with short ears are, comparing them to pugs with small snouts
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the curse has afflicted me once again...
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just a headsup, I will we at a convention this weekend. I will be back by monday the soonest. also i will definitely be posting random stuff from the con.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
kinda fucked up that the government can just force you to be married to someone
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i could never haunt the narrative in the source code of a game.
you'd inspect element and see my dialogue and its just shit like

"why tf is it so dark in here"
"oh nooo~ i hope some sort of shadow creature doesnt show up~"
"if they took me out on a date to carls jr i'd be helpless~"
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i promise to only use my adobe illustrator skills for stealing the artwork off of weird shirts i see in tv shows
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
me: *summons celestial* hey what the fuck is wrong with her

celestial:
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
our GM COMMITTED THE WARCRIME TONIGHT FELLAS
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
DM: whats louie doing during this round of the tournament?

Me: well... if you take a look...

DM: look where?- GOD DAMN IT

Raylah: pilfering from the charcuterie board
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me: well... its cursed, BUT it gives me a free 9th level spellslot....

Micah: yeah you can use the one ring a little bit, its fine
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
its true that you dont choose to be trans, but at the same time you do have to choose to transition
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what if it was pronounced vase-line instead of vass-ah-lean
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
illegal lego building techniques

are illegal lego building techniques actually a federal crime?

lego building techniques that will get me arrested

lego building techniques that will get the cops called on me

lego-based lawyers
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Some of the art for @pizzamafiaart.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
honestly the MHA artstyle is pretty damn good, but its... so ANNOYING TO REPLICATE
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
what do you mean its pronounced "ra-moon-ay" i thought it was pronounced "ra-moon"
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
fujoing out is an important part of one's mental development
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM