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Piss Wizard
@pisswizard.bsky.social
/// Wife guy /// Kirby’s dad /// “a name you can trust” ///

Worse yet to come
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My entire twitter timeline has got me feeling bad for Taylor swift and an album I’ve never heard.
October 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Changed my avatar.
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Today there’s a new candidate for “most disgusting charlie kirk video”
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My sleepy little guy
September 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
August 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My boy is 14 today!
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I am the boss now.
July 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
She got a penitentiary body
when i say 'she got wife energy' this is what i mean
July 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Superman was legitimately the Superman movie I had been waiting 40 years to see. Not without criticisms and nitpicks, but I left the theater completely buzzing. It gets so much right that it overwhelms what it gets wrong.
July 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
As our vacation winds to a close, I made my wife’s favorite.
July 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Kirby was so brave tonight. Didn’t go to hide under the bed at all.
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering if John C. Reilly ever got over his addiction to dragées.
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
My boss was like “you have 5 days of paid sick leave that doesn’t roll over after the 30th” so I used it for Thursday and Friday and some next week.. and now, Wednesday night, I legit feel like I’m getting the flu.
June 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You got any games on your phone?
June 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
When you order Kalkite and all they got is synthetic Kalkite, Kalkite alternatives, and Kalkite substitutes.
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Kirby wants to show you his toys.
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s da pope-a
May 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We are so back
May 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Andor/Karn fight scene better than the end of ROTS. Holy shit what a fucking show.
May 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Whoever wrote this shit has no idea what Giant Bomb is or was. Embarrassing.
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
JFC, Andor is on another fucking level.
April 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM