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@pisshansen.bsky.social
Society is perverse and must be cleansed in piss. Fascism is a sexual disorder. Predators are nazis. @ me if you see a malicious pervert on this platform AND GET THAT AI SHIT OUTA MY FACE.
Send nudes plz
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Send nudes plz
Literally all of America’s political problems today can be directly traced back to the fact that we didn’t grind the Confederacy into dust and give the property of slave owners to freed people.
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Literally all of America’s political problems today can be directly traced back to the fact that we didn’t grind the Confederacy into dust and give the property of slave owners to freed people.
Jamie Lee Curtis demands the IDF stop kicking in doors and executing people! Oh wait no, wrong three letter agency. She loves the IDF.
🚨BREAKING: Jamie Lee Curtis adds her voice in a fiery call for unity against ICE. “We’re only going to get s*ht done if we do it together and defy these motherf*kers.” This is great! Spread the word. Keep the movement growing!
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis demands the IDF stop kicking in doors and executing people! Oh wait no, wrong three letter agency. She loves the IDF.
This image gives me so much anxiety. Please cover your cake with something—a plastic top or tin foil or something. This cake is just rawdogging in the fridge.
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This image gives me so much anxiety. Please cover your cake with something—a plastic top or tin foil or something. This cake is just rawdogging in the fridge.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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i said “pornography” into my roku remote, and it provided me with a search result for the Dark Knight Rises. that’s all, nothing else. the world is a lovely place and i love you to pieces
February 5, 2026 at 11:01 AM
i said “pornography” into my roku remote, and it provided me with a search result for the Dark Knight Rises. that’s all, nothing else. the world is a lovely place and i love you to pieces
And the ultimate sexual degeneracy as well.
in a democratic republic (and really in all times and places) the slavish hunger to be in the thrall of a strongman or a king is the ultimate moral degeneracy.
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
And the ultimate sexual degeneracy as well.
Got billed 2k today so a doctor could tell me to lie down and drink water.
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Got billed 2k today so a doctor could tell me to lie down and drink water.
I know it’s not full on “racist” or anything but I do find it a little weird when white people make their emojis caucasian instead of the generic yellow. ✌🏻🤘🏻👌🏻etc.
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I know it’s not full on “racist” or anything but I do find it a little weird when white people make their emojis caucasian instead of the generic yellow. ✌🏻🤘🏻👌🏻etc.
Livetweeting my colonoscopy
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Livetweeting my colonoscopy
@didipickles.bsky.social regularly puts me in an upright airtight coffin so she can listen to me scream about demons and drugs.
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
@didipickles.bsky.social regularly puts me in an upright airtight coffin so she can listen to me scream about demons and drugs.
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Stupid me... I thought releasing the epstein files would surely be trump's downfall. What was I thinking?
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Stupid me... I thought releasing the epstein files would surely be trump's downfall. What was I thinking?
Born too late to enjoy quaaludes. Born too soon to fuck an alien. I hate it here.
I was born too late to enjoy quaaludes and that is my only regret
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Born too late to enjoy quaaludes. Born too soon to fuck an alien. I hate it here.
Bring back Bumfights. At least that was honest media.
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Bring back Bumfights. At least that was honest media.
Pedophile island? You mean Israel?
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Pedophile island? You mean Israel?
Have a seat, Mr. Taratullatino
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Have a seat, Mr. Taratullatino
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The French Cyber Crime Unit raided X office in Paris over child abuse & AI child sex photos.
Since Musk is in the Epstein files...
🤔🧐
youtu.be/4ZDSL0yjqNI?...
Since Musk is in the Epstein files...
🤔🧐
youtu.be/4ZDSL0yjqNI?...
Offices of Elon Musk's X raided by Paris cybercrime unit
YouTube video by ABC News
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The French Cyber Crime Unit raided X office in Paris over child abuse & AI child sex photos.
Since Musk is in the Epstein files...
🤔🧐
youtu.be/4ZDSL0yjqNI?...
Since Musk is in the Epstein files...
🤔🧐
youtu.be/4ZDSL0yjqNI?...
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why do the mods think we shouldn't be allowed to share epstein emails on this site?
@jay.bsky.team wtf is actually wrong with you?
@jay.bsky.team wtf is actually wrong with you?
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
why do the mods think we shouldn't be allowed to share epstein emails on this site?
@jay.bsky.team wtf is actually wrong with you?
@jay.bsky.team wtf is actually wrong with you?
I never write “fuck you bitch.” I always add the comma. Fuck you, bitch.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I never write “fuck you bitch.” I always add the comma. Fuck you, bitch.
“The backshot heard around the world.” Who comes to mind?
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
“The backshot heard around the world.” Who comes to mind?
“When do you think the twink death of the universe will happen?” – @didipickles.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
“When do you think the twink death of the universe will happen?” – @didipickles.bsky.social
Am I a bad person? Be honest,
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Am I a bad person? Be honest,
Hate when right wing losers hate a movie so loudly that I can’t hate it (for actual good reasons) without people thinking I’m a right wing loser
January 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hate when right wing losers hate a movie so loudly that I can’t hate it (for actual good reasons) without people thinking I’m a right wing loser
Teach your kids that hugs and kisses are always optional.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Teach your kids that hugs and kisses are always optional.
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im NOT sleeping in the nude tonight
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
im NOT sleeping in the nude tonight