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pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Talia
@pirateshipdream.bsky.social
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30 something. Internet weirdo. Bi. Knitter. Obsessions: Byron, Black Sails, Vampires. Will post a lot of pictures of my face. Likes to go off on a tangent. Likes to make lists. She/Her.
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pirateshipdream.bsky.social
No. No thank you.
A screenshot of a weather app. It says "Partly cloudy -1° Feels like -4° High 6° Low -1°
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
It's the Miss Piggy Pirate picture, again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
I see Amazon is trying to get in on the "buy cheap tat, dropshipped from China" act 🙄
An advert for "Amazon Haul". It's obnoxiously bright orange. The text reads Limited-time offer until 19 November Buy 2, get 40% off Unbelievable finds under £20 Delivered in 2 weeks or less *T&Cs apply Shop now amazon haul
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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I always thought I didn't like knitting socks, but tiny sock needles and interesting yarn might be the answer?
A sock in the process of being knit. It has black, purple and pink stripes and the heel has just been turned. It's lying on a yellow blanket with a cable pattern.
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Socks might actually be the best "I don't have to think about this" knitting when you're poorly.
A sock being knitted. The yarn is self striping and the stripes are black, violet, purple and salmon pink. It is sitting on a yellow cabled blanket.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Repost with an iconic fictional band (if you feel like it)
Crucial Taunt from Wayne's World
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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I appear to be knitting a sock.
Three rows of a sock in black and salmon pink yarn. The knitting is sitting on a project bag made of d&d branded fabric with a purple and white pattern of interlocking twenty sided dice and white hexagons with the d&d branded ampersand in the centre.
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Post you from a different era

I think I'm about 18 in this picture.
A woman with ginger hair, wearing a black vest, black skirt and black satin underbust corset. A giant red shawl is draped over her shoulders. She has a white Masquerade mask in one hand and her other hand is on her hip. A heart has been drawn onto her cleavage in eyeliner.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Important clients coming to the office today, so I've made an effort to look like a real human person and not the internet dwelling gremlin I am in reality.
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a black velvet wrap dress. She has dark eye makeup and bright red lipstick. She is wearing an alice band decorated with green gems and white flowers.
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
On a coach to London for a fun day trip!
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a green velvet jumpsuit. She has green eyeshadow, black eyeliner and red lipstick on. In her hair is a metal flower.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Sometimes the only way to get through the day is to wear a little black (velvet) dress, too much eyeliner and 10 year old lipstick.
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses, wearing a black velvet dress. She has black eyeshadow and too much black eyeliner and dark red lipstick on.
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Went for an excellent pint afterwards though.
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a teal velvet dress and an oversized leather jacket. Her hair is in plaited pigtails and she's holding a pint towards the camera.
October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Bought an enormous new cardigan. I am extremely cosy.
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses, wearing a black t-shirt and an oversized grey cardigan with maroon, red and blue argyle patterning.
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Just dressing like I'm the coolest person in Lumiose City, with a sword (pokemon).
A screenshot of the a character in Pokémon Legends Z-A. She has long wavy ginger hair, green eyes and freckles. She is wearing a black turtleneck, black skinny jeans and a black leather jacket. She has shiny black boots on. On her head is a black alice band with silver studs on and she has round black glasses. She is stood next to the pokemon Honedge, which looks like a sword.
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Friends fear she's becoming obsessed with dressing up in Pokémon.
A screenshot of a character in Pokémon Legends Z-A. She has long wavy ginger hair, green eyes and freckles. She is wearing a black cardigan with bones on the sleeves and a white collar, a black skirt with a white belt, and long black socks with cross bones and bows up the front. She has black shoes with white laces.
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Unfortunately, there is fashion in this game, and I am spending all my money on it. Sorry pokémon, I can't afford revives, I needed these shoes.

#PokemonLegendsZA
A screenshot of a character in Pokémon Legends Z-A. She has long wavy ginger hair, green eyes and freckles, and is wearing a black headband, a long sleeved shirt black romper suit with blue and purple triangles on it and purple mary jane shoes with black socks.
October 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
pirateshipdream.bsky.social
Of course women don't like the cybertruck.

Women want one thing and it's the captured Spanish Galleon from Black Sails.
A Spanish Galleon captured by pirates and used for high seas crime
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I can stop playing now, I found the best pokémon.
A screenshot from Pokémon Legends Z-A. On the left is a Bulbasaur with a wide grin and on the right is a human being with ginger hair, wearing dungarees and a green jumper.
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Immediately spending all my Pokémon money to look like a bisexual millennial
A portrait of a character in Pokémon Legends Z-A. She is wearing blue denim dungarees with a green sweatshirt underneath. Her hair is ginger and she is wearing a green headband. She has green eyes and freckles.
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Someone told me today it looks like I'm dressed for a Christmas party, and I'm like, no, I'm just dressed for Friday???
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses, wearing a black velvet dress. She has dark eye make-up and bright red lipstick on. She is wearing a black velvet Alice band decorated with buttons and jewels in her hair. She's holding a pint of beer towards the camera.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It was this, from The Midnight Meat Train by Clive Barker. I have not been able to stop thinking about it.
A close up photograph of an excerpt from The Midnight Meat Train, from The Books of Blood by Clive Barker. It reads: "New York was just a city. He had seen her wake in the morning like a slut, and pick murdered men from between her teeth, and suicides from the tangles of her hair. He had seen her late at night, her dirty back streets shamelessly courting depravity. He had watched her in the hot afternoon, sluggish and ugly, indifferent to the atrocities that were being committed every hour in her throttled passages. It was no Palace of Delights. It bred death, not pleasure."
October 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Making people make concerned faces on the train
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a white shirt over a black vest. She has large black headphones on and is holding up a copy of Clive Barker's Books of Blood Vols 1-3 up to the camera.
October 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Didn't realise there was a company that was cleaning up after me
The side of a white van with the following text: Pest Control Property Maintenance Bio Hazard Cleaning The o of Bio has partially rubbed off, so it looks like it says "Bi Hazard Cleaning"
October 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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If you see this, post a concert pic you took
Bruce Springsteen in Cardiff in May 2024
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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It is bi visibility day, and it's hand knit season!
A woman with ginger hair and octagonal glasses wearing a white shirt and a black and rainbow striped pirate themed argyle vest.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM