Anyway post your best coconut/K-Hive memes below, need to get a collection going:

Prove me wrong! 😉

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Did you know The Weeknd donated another* 2 million in food aid, like 2 days ago?

Never would have known be bc we’re all to busy bitching about the other thing.

*yes, another

They don’t want you to know that you cant actually help Palestinians RIGHT NOW.

Posters only want one thing: cynicism and outrage!

They will NEVER ever prove me a dingus by contributing to something GOOD.

Sometimes people think WWII just flipped on from zero when Hitler moved on Poland, but really there were all these other wars feeding it like a tributary. Spain, China, Ethiopia to name a few… It was instability all over + emergence of global coalitions.

three words for you: Ira Glass threesome.

Consider: you're now you're in a bidding war for this valet with some other guy who wants to key your car

Maybe a dozen other entrepreneurs think they can get $20 out of a mark if they just jangle keys menacingly

Very tricky situation. Best if the deal is totally secret, run through a third party

It's really not a bad idea. One states have used to great effect plenty of times in the past (See Rome)

There are also downsides (See also, Rome)

Sometimes your enemies become your friends, or at least quite neighbors. Sometimes your adversaries learn how to run a geopolitical protection racket.