Pip @ MFF
@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver this summer. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.
My parents are very Catholic. I've accepted that they will never accept me, and that's just how it is.
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My parents are very Catholic. I've accepted that they will never accept me, and that's just how it is.
...oh. Right, estrangement. Yeah I haven't talked to my parents in almost a year because I'm queer and they're MAGA.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
...oh. Right, estrangement. Yeah I haven't talked to my parents in almost a year because I'm queer and they're MAGA.
"Pontius Pilate was right! It didn't matter if Jesus was innocent. He was dangerous!" At a certain point they have to start arguing against their own positions.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Pontius Pilate was right! It didn't matter if Jesus was innocent. He was dangerous!" At a certain point they have to start arguing against their own positions.
My usual response is to just start agreeing with them in the least American way possible, "Exactly! George Washington and the other founding fathers were stupid! Trials? A jury of peers? Nonsense! We should be more like King Herod the Great. Just kill anyone who might be a problem."
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My usual response is to just start agreeing with them in the least American way possible, "Exactly! George Washington and the other founding fathers were stupid! Trials? A jury of peers? Nonsense! We should be more like King Herod the Great. Just kill anyone who might be a problem."
The one time I tried to play it with friends we died immediately because the person in charge of the reactor forgot to turn it on before we undocked. Also we forgot to check and make sure the reactor was on.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The one time I tried to play it with friends we died immediately because the person in charge of the reactor forgot to turn it on before we undocked. Also we forgot to check and make sure the reactor was on.
Falco rides again!
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Falco rides again!
I was powerless to pass up a good pun.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was powerless to pass up a good pun.
Seems dangerous.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Seems dangerous.
The solution is obvious. All HR jokes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The solution is obvious. All HR jokes.
Not just can- legally required too.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Not just can- legally required too.
I for one expect you to have been wearing a tie while doing your remote work.
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I for one expect you to have been wearing a tie while doing your remote work.
If white it would probably get you in good with the Nazi prison gangs.
If you’re Hispanic and ICE. Welp, good luck with that one.
If you’re Hispanic and ICE. Welp, good luck with that one.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If white it would probably get you in good with the Nazi prison gangs.
If you’re Hispanic and ICE. Welp, good luck with that one.
If you’re Hispanic and ICE. Welp, good luck with that one.
No reason you can’t start your mad scientist arc.
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No reason you can’t start your mad scientist arc.
It would be weird for anyone who wasn’t you. Kuna though? Par for the course! ;)
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It would be weird for anyone who wasn’t you. Kuna though? Par for the course! ;)
I underestimated the internet, someone already did it. Because of course they did.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I underestimated the internet, someone already did it. Because of course they did.
The only solution is to hire someone to watch all Critical Role videos and create a study of the distribution of their rolls.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The only solution is to hire someone to watch all Critical Role videos and create a study of the distribution of their rolls.