Pip @ MFF
@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social
Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver this summer. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.
Obligatory con shirtless selfie
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Obligatory con shirtless selfie
History will be repeating itself this weekend in Chicago.
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
History will be repeating itself this weekend in Chicago.
Totally random, but today I had one of those moments where I thought I knew a a decent amount about something but discovered that I did not.
Some legumes are trees. That is all.
Some legumes are trees. That is all.
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Totally random, but today I had one of those moments where I thought I knew a a decent amount about something but discovered that I did not.
Some legumes are trees. That is all.
Some legumes are trees. That is all.
Deliberately destroying my sleep cycle so I can stay up longer than 11pm at MFF.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Deliberately destroying my sleep cycle so I can stay up longer than 11pm at MFF.
My two cats are polar opposites. One of them is scared of the new space heater. The other now lives in front of the space heater.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My two cats are polar opposites. One of them is scared of the new space heater. The other now lives in front of the space heater.
The dichotomy of cat is one protesting because I’m putting on her harness and the other protesting because I’m not putting on his harness.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The dichotomy of cat is one protesting because I’m putting on her harness and the other protesting because I’m not putting on his harness.
Lifted and tilted.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Lifted and tilted.
A giant adorable jumping spider has taken up residence on my door. Which is cute, but I’m afraid I’ll squish them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A giant adorable jumping spider has taken up residence on my door. Which is cute, but I’m afraid I’ll squish them.
Every time my realtor comes over she comments about on how clean the place is.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every time my realtor comes over she comments about on how clean the place is.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
Apparently people be out there trying to sell dirty houses.
Me last night: I could clean…or I could take nudes.
So I did the latter.
So I did the latter.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me last night: I could clean…or I could take nudes.
So I did the latter.
So I did the latter.
“I think your opinion is informed more by what you’ve consumed in media than what you’ve learned through experience.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“I think your opinion is informed more by what you’ve consumed in media than what you’ve learned through experience.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
That’s polite Pip for, “You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.”
I did the staging myself for my home sell. Which means I missed a fursuit head. WHOOPS.
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I did the staging myself for my home sell. Which means I missed a fursuit head. WHOOPS.
I left the door open for one second and he snuck back in.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I left the door open for one second and he snuck back in.
Dunkleosteus!
Carved in basswood.
Carved in basswood.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dunkleosteus!
Carved in basswood.
Carved in basswood.
Scientific proof that Bullet is the perfect cat!
...I'm supposed to be cleaning.
...I'm supposed to be cleaning.
October 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Scientific proof that Bullet is the perfect cat!
...I'm supposed to be cleaning.
...I'm supposed to be cleaning.
This a bench I made with a partner, to an instructor's design, back when I was in school. It's amazing what you can do with just pressure treated pine.
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This a bench I made with a partner, to an instructor's design, back when I was in school. It's amazing what you can do with just pressure treated pine.
Reposted by Pip @ MFF
Finished up more telegram stickers for Draggor.
Some amazing ones in this batch.
Some amazing ones in this batch.
October 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Finished up more telegram stickers for Draggor.
Some amazing ones in this batch.
Some amazing ones in this batch.
There's nothing Cannon won't let puppies get away with.
September 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
There's nothing Cannon won't let puppies get away with.
Stalking for pets.
September 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Stalking for pets.
Not sure how to process my pet sitter telling me that the cat was much better about listening and coming back inside than the dog.
September 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Not sure how to process my pet sitter telling me that the cat was much better about listening and coming back inside than the dog.
Peak top performance.
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Peak top performance.