Pipeski
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Next up: hearing aids supplied through the NHS to be made to look like the big beige ones from the 1970s.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Next up: hearing aids supplied through the NHS to be made to look like the big beige ones from the 1970s.
It's nice to know the broad strokes of what a party plans to do with its time in power. But the idea that even the most misguided promises must be honoured unto death is tiring from both government and the media.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's nice to know the broad strokes of what a party plans to do with its time in power. But the idea that even the most misguided promises must be honoured unto death is tiring from both government and the media.
Conversely, if he did actually know the term, it's a well-placed nod to the audience to make the host clarify the meaning.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conversely, if he did actually know the term, it's a well-placed nod to the audience to make the host clarify the meaning.
I really despised it. I didn't despise despising it, however. I suppose I probably do despise being despised, even if that's not the healthiest reaction.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I really despised it. I didn't despise despising it, however. I suppose I probably do despise being despised, even if that's not the healthiest reaction.
It's a massive thing in Nottingham, what with having the National Ice Centre. Always see loads of people around town wearing the weirdly oversized shirts.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's a massive thing in Nottingham, what with having the National Ice Centre. Always see loads of people around town wearing the weirdly oversized shirts.
"I was in a pub and saw a minimalist composer violently assault another patron."
"Philip Glass?"
"He did, yes."
"Philip Glass?"
"He did, yes."
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"I was in a pub and saw a minimalist composer violently assault another patron."
"Philip Glass?"
"He did, yes."
"Philip Glass?"
"He did, yes."
A Who's Who of Who the Fuck are You?
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A Who's Who of Who the Fuck are You?
Well, quite. And for those old enough, how do you separate it from the nostalgia for a 50-years-younger body and mind?
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Well, quite. And for those old enough, how do you separate it from the nostalgia for a 50-years-younger body and mind?
Maybe it's impersonators all the way down.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Maybe it's impersonators all the way down.
Had a friend at uni who'd started dating a 30+ year old when she was 15. She called him her 'little boy'. Seemed very off to me even in 1990. Apparently her parents really liked him.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Had a friend at uni who'd started dating a 30+ year old when she was 15. She called him her 'little boy'. Seemed very off to me even in 1990. Apparently her parents really liked him.
I can see why you might be eyeing up the dead mouse.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I can see why you might be eyeing up the dead mouse.
It's not a conspiracy, Damien. They're just all a bit bonkers.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's not a conspiracy, Damien. They're just all a bit bonkers.
Yes Paul, but I can't remember which ones I've read and which I haven't. Any chance you could come over and help get all the boxes of damp paperbacks down from the loft?
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yes Paul, but I can't remember which ones I've read and which I haven't. Any chance you could come over and help get all the boxes of damp paperbacks down from the loft?
So they don't oppose it locally, but it's still 'madness'?
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
So they don't oppose it locally, but it's still 'madness'?
They're hoping the Sun will get behind them again one day.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They're hoping the Sun will get behind them again one day.
Send up the centrist signal or something.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Send up the centrist signal or something.
Little-known fact: George Michael's real name was George Michael Osborne-Gove.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Little-known fact: George Michael's real name was George Michael Osborne-Gove.
Nov. 5th always fell on a weekend when I was young. A bit like Easter, except they had to move the weekends.
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nov. 5th always fell on a weekend when I was young. A bit like Easter, except they had to move the weekends.
On about day 7 here, according to my dog at least.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
On about day 7 here, according to my dog at least.
I have a friend who insists that all music is good. I admire his open-mindedness, but I prefer your version.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have a friend who insists that all music is good. I admire his open-mindedness, but I prefer your version.
Rebus via Lee Anderson
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Rebus via Lee Anderson
Featuring Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Brickard, and Brickardo Montalban as Khan.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Featuring Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Brickard, and Brickardo Montalban as Khan.
Bet Keith puts 'need gon' on his marketplace posts.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bet Keith puts 'need gon' on his marketplace posts.
That's just over 8 feet to the gallon. Bit of maths there.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That's just over 8 feet to the gallon. Bit of maths there.
Theirs is the sort of centrism that's blu-tacked to the middle of the Overton window, irrespective of the extremes. At some point I'd expect them to stop using the word 'democratic' (too woke, won't poll well).
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Theirs is the sort of centrism that's blu-tacked to the middle of the Overton window, irrespective of the extremes. At some point I'd expect them to stop using the word 'democratic' (too woke, won't poll well).