Ok I worked out who applied for the internal position by seeing who’s got a private appointment in Outlook tomorrow at the same time as the likely interviewers
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ok I worked out who applied for the internal position by seeing who’s got a private appointment in Outlook tomorrow at the same time as the likely interviewers
“Is there a little girls room in the hall?”
French maid: “Oui oui madame”
“No, I just want to powder my nose”
No reaction
French maid: “Oui oui madame”
“No, I just want to powder my nose”
No reaction
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“Is there a little girls room in the hall?”
French maid: “Oui oui madame”
“No, I just want to powder my nose”
No reaction
French maid: “Oui oui madame”
“No, I just want to powder my nose”
No reaction
Me, after checking the facts of a Daily Mail story someone sent me
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me, after checking the facts of a Daily Mail story someone sent me
About 1,000 each in a typical year
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
About 1,000 each in a typical year
I’ve been trying to place someone I occasionally see in Tesco and I just realised he looks like my neighbour’s Vauxhall Mokka
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’ve been trying to place someone I occasionally see in Tesco and I just realised he looks like my neighbour’s Vauxhall Mokka
The hell is going on with my dog’s hair
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The hell is going on with my dog’s hair
Imagine if Marjorie turned out to be the one who actually took Trump down
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Imagine if Marjorie turned out to be the one who actually took Trump down
Computer, what is the nature of the universe?
“The universe is a spheroid region containing 2 pigeons and a collared dove”
“The universe is a spheroid region containing 2 pigeons and a collared dove”
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Computer, what is the nature of the universe?
“The universe is a spheroid region containing 2 pigeons and a collared dove”
“The universe is a spheroid region containing 2 pigeons and a collared dove”
Mum wants to know what I want for Christmas. What I want is some new AirPods (Pro, the new ones) but if I say that she’ll get me these because they’re “probably the same but much cheaper” so I’m withholding my answer
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Mum wants to know what I want for Christmas. What I want is some new AirPods (Pro, the new ones) but if I say that she’ll get me these because they’re “probably the same but much cheaper” so I’m withholding my answer
Spotify trying to kill the vibe here. That’s my job.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Spotify trying to kill the vibe here. That’s my job.
Dorset isn’t ready for this
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dorset isn’t ready for this
Just booked her in for a haircut
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just booked her in for a haircut
🚗⚡️Since I discovered a long press on the cruise control button sets a maximum speed*.
* Auto adjusting to the current speed limit
* Flooring the pedal overrides the limit
#KiaEV3
* Auto adjusting to the current speed limit
* Flooring the pedal overrides the limit
#KiaEV3
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
🚗⚡️Since I discovered a long press on the cruise control button sets a maximum speed*.
* Auto adjusting to the current speed limit
* Flooring the pedal overrides the limit
#KiaEV3
* Auto adjusting to the current speed limit
* Flooring the pedal overrides the limit
#KiaEV3
I thought this was anatomically correct when I drew it but my eyes still get drawn to the neck area
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I thought this was anatomically correct when I drew it but my eyes still get drawn to the neck area
BBC Three doing its part for accessibility
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
BBC Three doing its part for accessibility
Weird. A lot of people here think it’s veering off to the right
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Weird. A lot of people here think it’s veering off to the right
These two dots on my tv are getting bigger and brighter. Might have to pop some googly eyes on them
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
These two dots on my tv are getting bigger and brighter. Might have to pop some googly eyes on them
Ok they clearly saw me pick that catalogue up
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ok they clearly saw me pick that catalogue up