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A tiny bit of good news. If they actually do it. www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...
Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown
Touts, and ordinary consumers, will no longer be able to charge anything more than price at which they bought ticket
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
DIY solar/batteries/aircon/heatpump is doing its thing this evening. Mostly. It’s drawing 990 watts which is perilously close to the inverter’s limit. Hold me.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ok I worked out who applied for the internal position by seeing who’s got a private appointment in Outlook tomorrow at the same time as the likely interviewers
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’ve ordered online from Apple for pickup at a store, but they don’t let you say you’ll be there tomorrow so they’re “preparing [my] order now and we’ll email you today when it’s ready for immediate pickup!”

No rush. I’m 30 miles away. Gonna get it at lunch tomorrow when I’m actually in that city
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
NIPPY OUT
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
📱“Can I ask you quickly?”

I haven’t had a text message from an actual person since 2017, so no
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Just completed my mandatory “Preventing Sexual Harassment at Work” training and the guy was really hot
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I would totally do the top 5 most recent people in my list of chats on here. They don’t know. Well one of them probably knows because I told him but the rest 🤷‍♂️
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Has everyone been here for exactly a year
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sunday fear, but I’m only doing a 3 day week and I’ve got a big dick so… 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One thing about working in a city centre is that we’re only a few weeks away from the parade of mid 20s men queuing up outside Pandora to buy terrible jewellery
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Some gays did a Clue reaction video and they’re not getting any of the jokes. “Go diva!” when Mrs White speaks isn’t rescuing this at all. I don’t wish to be associated with them
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
YouTube just showed me an ad for electric shock self defence knuckledusters. 😵‍💫
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I did not sleep well and I blame you
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Me, after checking the facts of a Daily Mail story someone sent me
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
About 1,000 each in a typical year
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’ve been trying to place someone I occasionally see in Tesco and I just realised he looks like my neighbour’s Vauxhall Mokka
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just having my customary chicken nugget sandwich. Granary bread so it’s healthy
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thanksgiving, if it's a real thing and not just for TV, is just a trial run for Christmas I think
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The hell is going on with my dog’s hair
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Relatives were supposed to be coming over for lunch today, after cancelling last weekend.

Since then, no contact, no replies to messages, nothing until just now saying they’re busy.

Just as well I made no effort because I knew this would happen 🙂
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pork, broccoli and lemon for lunch, as my gran always used to have pork and lemon and she was a wise woman.

Except she didn’t. I misheard and she always had a *port* and lemon. I’m used to it now though.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I recently deleted both Dudesnude and Linked in and failed to make any jokes about how they’re both full of dicks. #Growth #GrowerNotAShower #Dicks #YesItStillExists
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Windows inside houses. Like... between rooms. What's that all about. Dodgy. I don't trust them and you shouldn't either
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Imagine if Marjorie turned out to be the one who actually took Trump down
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM