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Paul-y Jolly CHostetleristmas
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Illustrator, cartoonist, ink slinger, pancake maker, mixologist, knows too much about psychedelic drugs, pulp aficionado, festive gutter corpse, he/him
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Quickstrike has no parts to fall off and get lost.
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Mine was 101 Dalmatians, which is adorable, but sounds exhausting.
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Maybe you’ll get into pottery or have sex with Demi Moore?
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Pope died right as he started shooting apparently, and Johnson was like “shit, glad I didn’t mention the pope.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They spoke to too many lawyers. Admitting or apologizing opens you to possibility of charges, so lawyers always say to deny everything.

Also, the next question anyone is going to ask is “who else was there?” And that’s how you end up committing suicide while your Ring cameras are glitching.
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Dan Bongino Will You Please Go Now
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM