phoebers
@phoebers.bsky.social
The world’s most delicious chin and ears. I am many things, and still becoming… #AuDHD elder
Oh. My. God. Trauma sent me back to Facebook only to find this bullshit. If you know me from my Twitter days, this is the guy I went on one date with back in 2021, and he doesn’t seem to understand limerance. Or stalking.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh. My. God. Trauma sent me back to Facebook only to find this bullshit. If you know me from my Twitter days, this is the guy I went on one date with back in 2021, and he doesn’t seem to understand limerance. Or stalking.
Going through old papers and I just found my first semester sophomore year grade report. Proof that I’m a big phat nerd. 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Going through old papers and I just found my first semester sophomore year grade report. Proof that I’m a big phat nerd. 🙃
I’m so sick of men thinking they can say whatever they want and women are just going to accept it because FUCK OFF
yes he’s blocked
yes he’s blocked
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m so sick of men thinking they can say whatever they want and women are just going to accept it because FUCK OFF
yes he’s blocked
yes he’s blocked
No, that’s not a puncture wound, that’s me walking into the corner of a dresser with my hand on my hip.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
No, that’s not a puncture wound, that’s me walking into the corner of a dresser with my hand on my hip.
Hey Hertz! How about you release this hold you’ve had on my card for OVER THREE WEEKS???? $300 may not be much for you but it’s a week’s worth of groceries for me.
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hey Hertz! How about you release this hold you’ve had on my card for OVER THREE WEEKS???? $300 may not be much for you but it’s a week’s worth of groceries for me.
Omg this just makes me so happy
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Omg this just makes me so happy
It just keeps getting better
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It just keeps getting better
And this is why you don’t want to be anywhere near Salem MA on Halloween…
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
And this is why you don’t want to be anywhere near Salem MA on Halloween…
SETTLE A BET:
Does anyone else see a dog wearing sunglasses in this amazing work of art that my child drew?
Yes, obviously I see the two fried eggs and the winky sun, I’m speaking specifically about the dog
Does anyone else see a dog wearing sunglasses in this amazing work of art that my child drew?
Yes, obviously I see the two fried eggs and the winky sun, I’m speaking specifically about the dog
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
SETTLE A BET:
Does anyone else see a dog wearing sunglasses in this amazing work of art that my child drew?
Yes, obviously I see the two fried eggs and the winky sun, I’m speaking specifically about the dog
Does anyone else see a dog wearing sunglasses in this amazing work of art that my child drew?
Yes, obviously I see the two fried eggs and the winky sun, I’m speaking specifically about the dog
Fun fact: thirst and urination are reflexes that your brain must be able to experience in order for you to recognize!
For peeing it’s called the “micturition reflex” and it’s super complicated:
For peeing it’s called the “micturition reflex” and it’s super complicated:
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fun fact: thirst and urination are reflexes that your brain must be able to experience in order for you to recognize!
For peeing it’s called the “micturition reflex” and it’s super complicated:
For peeing it’s called the “micturition reflex” and it’s super complicated:
You know what? I think capitalism is the problem.
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You know what? I think capitalism is the problem.
One of my collections, finally organized! As someone who can smell you cutting cucumbers 100 yards away, scent is very important to me.
(this is half my collection 😬)
Most of these were collected in duty-free shops during my travels in my 20s when I was blissfully unaware how good I had it.
(this is half my collection 😬)
Most of these were collected in duty-free shops during my travels in my 20s when I was blissfully unaware how good I had it.
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
One of my collections, finally organized! As someone who can smell you cutting cucumbers 100 yards away, scent is very important to me.
(this is half my collection 😬)
Most of these were collected in duty-free shops during my travels in my 20s when I was blissfully unaware how good I had it.
(this is half my collection 😬)
Most of these were collected in duty-free shops during my travels in my 20s when I was blissfully unaware how good I had it.
We can’t forget our multi-legged friends! As the proud owner of a horror hamster, this is truly one of my favorite shirts. (I also had a danger noodle for 22 years!)
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We can’t forget our multi-legged friends! As the proud owner of a horror hamster, this is truly one of my favorite shirts. (I also had a danger noodle for 22 years!)
LOOK AT THE MOOOOON 🥰
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
LOOK AT THE MOOOOON 🥰
I inherited* my older brother’s collection of cassingles from the 90s and early 00s and I need advice on what to do with them
*my parents shipped them to me when they were clearing out their house so they’re mine now
PS: This case weighs EIGHTEEN POUNDS
*my parents shipped them to me when they were clearing out their house so they’re mine now
PS: This case weighs EIGHTEEN POUNDS
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I inherited* my older brother’s collection of cassingles from the 90s and early 00s and I need advice on what to do with them
*my parents shipped them to me when they were clearing out their house so they’re mine now
PS: This case weighs EIGHTEEN POUNDS
*my parents shipped them to me when they were clearing out their house so they’re mine now
PS: This case weighs EIGHTEEN POUNDS
Omgggggg dispensary had a deal on these so I tried them out, and mixed with cola they are so freaking delicious 🤤
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Omgggggg dispensary had a deal on these so I tried them out, and mixed with cola they are so freaking delicious 🤤
On my way back from a dispensary run, admiring the moonrise, thinking about the multiple signs I’ve been seeing lately, when I look down at a stop light and see this. The universe has a HUGE sense of humor. And it does indeed smack you in the face sometimes (bc most ppl are oblivious). 😂😶🌫️🌖
September 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
On my way back from a dispensary run, admiring the moonrise, thinking about the multiple signs I’ve been seeing lately, when I look down at a stop light and see this. The universe has a HUGE sense of humor. And it does indeed smack you in the face sometimes (bc most ppl are oblivious). 😂😶🌫️🌖
I have the perfect image for your signs… just draw a big red 🚫 over it 😆
August 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have the perfect image for your signs… just draw a big red 🚫 over it 😆
The heavens are all up in their feelings today
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The heavens are all up in their feelings today
My mother stalked me just so she could send this glorious apology*
🙃
* example of emotional abuse and manipulation
🙃
* example of emotional abuse and manipulation
August 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My mother stalked me just so she could send this glorious apology*
🙃
* example of emotional abuse and manipulation
🙃
* example of emotional abuse and manipulation
Or you get the one near me where I asked for a few extra and they literally handed me a bag FULL of sauces
August 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Or you get the one near me where I asked for a few extra and they literally handed me a bag FULL of sauces