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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Oh look, our bestest most special friend is ending the war. How lucky we are to have such a special relationship with such a special friend. Yes, with friends like that, who needs friends like the EU.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh look, our bestest most special friend is ending the war. How lucky we are to have such a special relationship with such a special friend. Yes, with friends like that, who needs friends like the EU.
"I am stunned the Russian paid Gill to make pro-Russia speeches in the European Parliament. I didn't know you could get paid, I did it for free!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"I am stunned the Russian paid Gill to make pro-Russia speeches in the European Parliament. I didn't know you could get paid, I did it for free!"
We are 5 days away from a make or break budget, not just for Labour, but quite likely for the country.
And the Chancellor of the Exchequer lets slip that she is not even sure anymore what the popular path is.
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And the Chancellor of the Exchequer lets slip that she is not even sure anymore what the popular path is.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We are 5 days away from a make or break budget, not just for Labour, but quite likely for the country.
And the Chancellor of the Exchequer lets slip that she is not even sure anymore what the popular path is.
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And the Chancellor of the Exchequer lets slip that she is not even sure anymore what the popular path is.
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Divisive swastikas will be the Indian Swastikas, especially the LEFT facing one.
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Divisive swastikas will be the Indian Swastikas, especially the LEFT facing one.
So instead of being offended when her colleagues remind her Tommy Robinson supports her and her policies, maybe Shabana should think about why someone she abhors so much likes her polices and language re immigrants so much.
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So instead of being offended when her colleagues remind her Tommy Robinson supports her and her policies, maybe Shabana should think about why someone she abhors so much likes her polices and language re immigrants so much.
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Gazza Gassa
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Gazza Gassa
"And our plan to stop the brain drain of sovereign Brits is to deport even more foreigners, whole families of them including their cats & dogs, and making it almost impossible for foreigners like them to come here like my parents did. This is also our plan to fix the NHS and our education sector!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"And our plan to stop the brain drain of sovereign Brits is to deport even more foreigners, whole families of them including their cats & dogs, and making it almost impossible for foreigners like them to come here like my parents did. This is also our plan to fix the NHS and our education sector!"
It is important to remember that thanks to FPTP the UK - unlike all those many countries in the failing EU - does not have a far right problem in its sovereign politics. Au contraire!
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It is important to remember that thanks to FPTP the UK - unlike all those many countries in the failing EU - does not have a far right problem in its sovereign politics. Au contraire!
Paying benefits to FOREIGNERS who have lived here many years, paying their taxes and contributing to society? TREACHERY to the sovereign Brits!
And the MSM seem to be in no hurry to condemn this vile rhetoric. Nor does Labour, who just point out the EU will retaliate.
Quelle surprise.
And the MSM seem to be in no hurry to condemn this vile rhetoric. Nor does Labour, who just point out the EU will retaliate.
Quelle surprise.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Paying benefits to FOREIGNERS who have lived here many years, paying their taxes and contributing to society? TREACHERY to the sovereign Brits!
And the MSM seem to be in no hurry to condemn this vile rhetoric. Nor does Labour, who just point out the EU will retaliate.
Quelle surprise.
And the MSM seem to be in no hurry to condemn this vile rhetoric. Nor does Labour, who just point out the EU will retaliate.
Quelle surprise.
Mahmood: “I can assure him that given that Tommy Robinson doesn’t even think I am English, he will certainly not be supporting anything I have got to say.
I can assure Mahmood Tommy Robinson most certainly did.
I can assure Mahmood Tommy Robinson most certainly did.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Mahmood: “I can assure him that given that Tommy Robinson doesn’t even think I am English, he will certainly not be supporting anything I have got to say.
I can assure Mahmood Tommy Robinson most certainly did.
I can assure Mahmood Tommy Robinson most certainly did.
Looking at this picture, who do you think looks in control. The guy on the left? Or the woman on the right?
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Looking at this picture, who do you think looks in control. The guy on the left? Or the woman on the right?
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
Are these apprentices for the ICE squads that are coming soon?
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Are these apprentices for the ICE squads that are coming soon?
The Ukraine schemes also seem to be mostly closed for new applicants.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The Ukraine schemes also seem to be mostly closed for new applicants.
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I cannot stress enough how disgusting I find these words: "We have a proud tradition of welcoming those fleeing danger, but our generosity is drawing illegal migrants across the channel".
The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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November 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I cannot stress enough how disgusting I find these words: "We have a proud tradition of welcoming those fleeing danger, but our generosity is drawing illegal migrants across the channel".
The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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This is a message from you President. Immigrant cows are taking advantage of our generosity and bringing over immigrant diseases driving up the prices of my Big Mac! If you see these cows, please call your local ICE team. Moo-chas gracias for your attention to this matter.
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This is a message from you President. Immigrant cows are taking advantage of our generosity and bringing over immigrant diseases driving up the prices of my Big Mac! If you see these cows, please call your local ICE team. Moo-chas gracias for your attention to this matter.
Your reminder that Starmer's solution to this problem was to cut benefits, and if it hadn't been for some traitorous MPs daring to go against Son of Toolmaker, things would even have been more grim for the youth.
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Your reminder that Starmer's solution to this problem was to cut benefits, and if it hadn't been for some traitorous MPs daring to go against Son of Toolmaker, things would even have been more grim for the youth.
So, we can all rest assured, Reeves doesn't need to increase income taxes because the economic forecast from the OBR is much better, yay for the sovereign economy!
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
So, we can all rest assured, Reeves doesn't need to increase income taxes because the economic forecast from the OBR is much better, yay for the sovereign economy!
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
No no, we will feast ourselves to death by having a smorgasbord of increased narrowly-drawn taxes and eating them too. Makes a nice change from all that Brexit cake!
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
No no, we will feast ourselves to death by having a smorgasbord of increased narrowly-drawn taxes and eating them too. Makes a nice change from all that Brexit cake!
No. Here, have a budget with a smorgasbord of narrowly-drawn taxes instead!
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No. Here, have a budget with a smorgasbord of narrowly-drawn taxes instead!
"I want to create a future where those who want to stay and work in their local town can. That is why I am building a nuclear powerstation in Anglesey" 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"I want to create a future where those who want to stay and work in their local town can. That is why I am building a nuclear powerstation in Anglesey" 🤔
Grok strikes again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Grok strikes again.
No worries. It is lazy reporting by many newspapers, giving the impression the Dutch did it. Like this one from the Guardian. Seeing that, you'd think the Dutch have embraced Trumpism.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No worries. It is lazy reporting by many newspapers, giving the impression the Dutch did it. Like this one from the Guardian. Seeing that, you'd think the Dutch have embraced Trumpism.
"Sure, he is not perfect. But actually, he has been infused by divine providence. And through his holy rod he infused lucky women up and down the country with said divine providence. Really, your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters would be lucky to be infused thus with such divine providence!"
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"Sure, he is not perfect. But actually, he has been infused by divine providence. And through his holy rod he infused lucky women up and down the country with said divine providence. Really, your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters would be lucky to be infused thus with such divine providence!"
So let me get this straight. It is both a terrible self defeating act, because it knocks us even further off course of getting our strong message of change and delivery across, leading to terrible polls and Farage benefitting hugely. And it is something not worth wasting loads of time on.
Clear?
Clear?
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
So let me get this straight. It is both a terrible self defeating act, because it knocks us even further off course of getting our strong message of change and delivery across, leading to terrible polls and Farage benefitting hugely. And it is something not worth wasting loads of time on.
Clear?
Clear?