PhillyMJS
@phillymjs.bsky.social
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Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Known as PhillyMJS pretty much everywhere.
Whatever liberals do will never surpass the levels of unfuckability the basement dwelling incel keyboard warriors and podcasters have achieved.
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Whatever liberals do will never surpass the levels of unfuckability the basement dwelling incel keyboard warriors and podcasters have achieved.
Yeah. I knew Batman was still raking it in but when I looked at the list and saw all the other bangers that were also playing in theaters at that same time, my jaw dropped. We didn't know how good we had it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Yeah. I knew Batman was still raking it in but when I looked at the list and saw all the other bangers that were also playing in theaters at that same time, my jaw dropped. We didn't know how good we had it.
Yep, today we both learned.
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Yep, today we both learned.
I only ever heard it on Beavis & Butthead. I always thought it was just something made up by the writers, but I looked it up before posting to be sure and learned it has also seen use as a slur against gay men— so that might also not fly on TV today. But yeah, not in the same ballpark as the n-word.
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I only ever heard it on Beavis & Butthead. I always thought it was just something made up by the writers, but I looked it up before posting to be sure and learned it has also seen use as a slur against gay men— so that might also not fly on TV today. But yeah, not in the same ballpark as the n-word.
Was she going for “fartknocker,” I wonder?
Not that fartknocker is much better, but if her mouth went on autopilot halfway through it to say what she said, it kind of implies that she uses the N-word frequently when the cameras aren’t rolling.
Regardless, stupid way to kill your career. Oh well.
Not that fartknocker is much better, but if her mouth went on autopilot halfway through it to say what she said, it kind of implies that she uses the N-word frequently when the cameras aren’t rolling.
Regardless, stupid way to kill your career. Oh well.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Was she going for “fartknocker,” I wonder?
Not that fartknocker is much better, but if her mouth went on autopilot halfway through it to say what she said, it kind of implies that she uses the N-word frequently when the cameras aren’t rolling.
Regardless, stupid way to kill your career. Oh well.
Not that fartknocker is much better, but if her mouth went on autopilot halfway through it to say what she said, it kind of implies that she uses the N-word frequently when the cameras aren’t rolling.
Regardless, stupid way to kill your career. Oh well.
Good review. The Hunt for Red October was a summer reading assignment in 1987 when I started high school, and I later devoured Red Storm Rising on my own and went on to have a full shelf of Clancy as he kept cranking them out. Still have ‘em all, too.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Good review. The Hunt for Red October was a summer reading assignment in 1987 when I started high school, and I later devoured Red Storm Rising on my own and went on to have a full shelf of Clancy as he kept cranking them out. Still have ‘em all, too.
Paul McCrane
a man in a leather jacket is holding a gun and saying i like it
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is holding a gun and saying i like it
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Paul McCrane
UHF was released July 21, 1989, and let’s just say the deck was stacked against it.
The Numbers - Weekend Box Office Chart for July 21, 1989
Weekend Domestic Box Office Chart for the weekend of July 21, 1989
www.the-numbers.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
UHF was released July 21, 1989, and let’s just say the deck was stacked against it.
Strange Days (1995)
I still don’t understand how it was such a huge bomb that it nearly killed Kathryn Bigelow’s career— I walked out of that theater absolutely wowed. Glad to see more people discovering it in recent years.
I still don’t understand how it was such a huge bomb that it nearly killed Kathryn Bigelow’s career— I walked out of that theater absolutely wowed. Glad to see more people discovering it in recent years.
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Strange Days (1995)
I still don’t understand how it was such a huge bomb that it nearly killed Kathryn Bigelow’s career— I walked out of that theater absolutely wowed. Glad to see more people discovering it in recent years.
I still don’t understand how it was such a huge bomb that it nearly killed Kathryn Bigelow’s career— I walked out of that theater absolutely wowed. Glad to see more people discovering it in recent years.
@gallup.com, you craven cowards! Not reporting the numbers does not change the numbers, just ask this idiot how that worked out with COVID cases:
donald trump is giving a speech at a podium with his arms outstretched in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a podium with his arms outstretched in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
@gallup.com, you craven cowards! Not reporting the numbers does not change the numbers, just ask this idiot how that worked out with COVID cases:
The military engaging a "cartel drone" in Texas:
Idiocracy - Frito's Car.
YouTube video by William Vail
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The military engaging a "cartel drone" in Texas:
Think back to Nixon meddling with the Vietnam peace negotiations in 1968 to swing the election his way. Much the same way Reagan later interfered with the Iran hostage situation for his own electoral benefit. I hope they're both roasting in hell.
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Think back to Nixon meddling with the Vietnam peace negotiations in 1968 to swing the election his way. Much the same way Reagan later interfered with the Iran hostage situation for his own electoral benefit. I hope they're both roasting in hell.
James Van Der Beek is dead, and Mitch McConnell walked out of the hospital today.
a group of men sitting at a bar with the words " there is no god " written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men sitting at a bar with the words " there is no god " written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
James Van Der Beek is dead, and Mitch McConnell walked out of the hospital today.
I'll vote for them, but I'm not giving them another fucking dime until it is earned. My previous donations yielded results in the range of "empty platitudes" to "strongly-worded letters," but nothing substantial.
Any text ending with a plea for money is met with this response:
Any text ending with a plea for money is met with this response:
a stick figure is standing next to a red stop sign
ALT: a stick figure is standing next to a red stop sign
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I'll vote for them, but I'm not giving them another fucking dime until it is earned. My previous donations yielded results in the range of "empty platitudes" to "strongly-worded letters," but nothing substantial.
Any text ending with a plea for money is met with this response:
Any text ending with a plea for money is met with this response:
So the only way she’ll ever grow as a person is if she gets run over by a bus? Noted.
a woman in a black off the shoulder top and jeans is smiling while walking in a park .
ALT: a woman in a black off the shoulder top and jeans is smiling while walking in a park .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
So the only way she’ll ever grow as a person is if she gets run over by a bus? Noted.
Watching their eyes go wide as manhole covers when they watch Airplane! and get to “I take it black… like my men” gives me life.
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Watching their eyes go wide as manhole covers when they watch Airplane! and get to “I take it black… like my men” gives me life.
Now I wanna watch Apollo 13 again.
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Now I wanna watch Apollo 13 again.