Phil Johnson
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I suspect RFK also eats this way and that's why his face also looks like a turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I suspect RFK also eats this way and that's why his face also looks like a turkey.
Unfortunately, yes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Unfortunately, yes.
If it's not twerking, there's only one other thing that pose could be.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If it's not twerking, there's only one other thing that pose could be.
Something between "Making the Band" and Spinal Tap.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Something between "Making the Band" and Spinal Tap.
And she has a Bandcamp link in her bio where she's selling her music.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And she has a Bandcamp link in her bio where she's selling her music.
We're about to find out if plastic surgery is hereditary.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We're about to find out if plastic surgery is hereditary.
I'm busy extracting all this color with my eyeballs.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm busy extracting all this color with my eyeballs.
We could send in ICE to take him away.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We could send in ICE to take him away.
I really hope he's going to tell us he's the alien.
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I really hope he's going to tell us he's the alien.
That's one! Nobody in my very white crowd got it tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
That's one! Nobody in my very white crowd got it tonight.
It's like if they tried to explain that the middle finger is just an ancient Tibetan greeting.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's like if they tried to explain that the middle finger is just an ancient Tibetan greeting.
Imagine how much all these detainees can sue for since ICE to their phones. Eh, Lindsey?
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Imagine how much all these detainees can sue for since ICE to their phones. Eh, Lindsey?
And it's not even accurate. It should say "Secretary of Giant Douchebag Manboys"
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And it's not even accurate. It should say "Secretary of Giant Douchebag Manboys"
Feels like Lily Allen would have some strong words about this too.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Feels like Lily Allen would have some strong words about this too.
Ha! Yes! Nice work, Alex. The Von Trapps would appreciate it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ha! Yes! Nice work, Alex. The Von Trapps would appreciate it.