Phil Green
philgreen.bsky.social
Phil Green
@philgreen.bsky.social
It's me, Phil Green. I do a show w/Jake at everydamnthing.net. When the light hit the ice it twankle and glisten.
Bravo!
"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised
February 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I gotta say though that Blake Griffin's line reading of "ranch and wings? Now it's a party" in the Wingstop ad is top tier delivery.
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This NBC basketball presentation isn't great. Lenny Kravitz song is not great, the halftime panel was boring plus the mix was wrong so you couldn't hear them over the halftime singer. Get it together, NBC.
February 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Damn dude
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
@bethiebeth.bsky.social What's up Beth!
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Everything bagels should have raisins. Cinnamon, blueberries etc on them. "Everything" is much too narrowly defined. It needs to be like "garbage pizza". Empty out the bins!
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I had a barbecue at my house where like a dozen kids were present and it was during Pride and I realized the only ice cream I had was vanilla ice cream.

I said damn I'm sending the wrong message to these kids, went to store & got the massive rainbow sherbet tub and let them choose.
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Herbert's Rainbow - is this a thing already?
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone but especially Jordan Clarkson, Mitch Robinson & Tyler Kolek.
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ugh this off-season is taking forever I want to get the Knicks championship season started.
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey guys I've been working on this ship for a long time and there's an albatross that really bothering me. Would it be wrong to shoot it with a crossbow?
August 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Dashers Dashers
April 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey everyone I just saw Mystic Pizza for the first time. this is not the kind of movie they make anymore and when it came out I was a young boy much more into Roger Rabbit than a coming of age story about Portuguese girls in Connecticut.

My dad (RIP) lived in Mystic briefly so I'd been there and I
July 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I haven't been here in years but NYC is still #1.

RIP to the Forbidden Planet by Union Square, Kim's Video and the weird little Bamn! automat in St. Marks Place. 3 random places I remembered used to be there and walked past today.
July 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I am in NYC with my family for a layover. All the options in the world & my son demanded Golden Krust which he can get frozen in CA.

He was right, they wrap the pattie in coco bread there.
July 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@joshuawinsor.bsky.social I love Josh Winsor
July 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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may you live to see the porn theatres you were too young to enter as a teen become the rock climbing gyms you're too old to enter in your 50s
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dashers Dashers
April 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A crowd chanting: Gaga, goo goo, pee pee 1 doo doo!
April 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Thank you Deuce McBride! I lost my voice yelling so much at the game. #knicks bing bong "Kevin Durant don't you regret not coming to the Knicks?"
I'm at the Knicks game in SAC and I don't get to many of these games so please, tonight, for me and my family, Deuce McBride, put on a show.
March 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm at the Knicks game in SAC and I don't get to many of these games so please, tonight, for me and my family, Deuce McBride, put on a show.
March 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Cannonball Run II is really bad & one reason is it takes 40 minutes to get to the start of the race.
December 28, 2024 at 8:31 AM
"you ready with that new image?"
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Please share this with whoever knows about cats.

My cat was injured and vet put him on gabapentin a week ago & he hasn't meowed once despite healthy eating, sleeping & shitting and seems to be in good spirits. Is that unusual?
December 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Who is excited to learn Roman numerals together?
I, for one
December 8, 2024 at 5:24 AM