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phiguru.myatproto.social
Something Witty
@phiguru.myatproto.social
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Lover of sled dogs, snow, wildlife, & maps.
NH election official.
Autistic & physically disabled.
She/her, live with @shroderdog.net, 2 young adults & 9 critters + so much wildlife.
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phiguru.myatproto.social
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Red Sonja stands on a nondescript tan (desert?) backdrop gripping a very shiny two-handed broadsword that is laid upon her shoulder. She looks very seriously over that sword into the distance. She has brilliant red hair, which is held back by a circlet and then falls over her back and shoulder (under the sword). She is wearing a brocade halter top. A bracer or leather and metal wristlet is just visible on her top hand. Brigitte Nielsen as Red Sonja in the 1985 film adaptation of the book, Red Sonya of Rogatino, by Robert E. Howard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Shocked* that Goodlander (NH-02) and Pappas (NH-01) are both on this list.

*At this point it would he more shocking if they weren't. Our Congressional Delegation is basically, in CMYK: 0%, 70%, 45%, 57%
or in hex: 6D213C
Color swatch of what I call burnt wine red, hex code #6D213C RGB: 109, 33, 60
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
From my adopted hometown - BBQ the Noun: Eastern North Carolina whole hog BBQ sandwich. You get crispy bits chopped into your lightly sauced meat (pepper-vinegar, no tomatoes in sight), the coleslaw is a condiment too, and the squishy bun to absorb that saucy goodness.
A BBQ sandwich sits in a piece of white butcher paper. On the cheap, white bread bun are two layers. The bottom is a layer of finely-diced coleslaw. The top is a layer of chopped roasted pork that has been smoked for a very long time and then, at the end, lightly seasoned with a pepper-vinegar sauce. It will fall apart when you eat it, get an extra napkin.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Album cover of Pearl Jam's Ten
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
The flock has 17 turkeys right now, out for a browse together. Today they mostly traveled in a line, so I couldn't get all in one video still but I could get an accurate count. Rewiliding this yard continues to have lots of benefits for wildlife diversity.

(Northern NH) 🪶
8 turkeys browse for food as they stroll into the woods. Open space on the edge of boreal forest, approx. 1cm of snow is on the ground but patchy. A chair and bucket are in the background. A concrete hole cover is in the left foreground. 8 turkeys are browsing for food. 6 are close to the camera, including 5 hens or jakes that are right around the concrete hole cover, where there was a lot of goldenrod and other seed-making weeds this Fall. One tom is on guard duty, looking off to the right 2 others are headed to the far away edge of the clearing. Open space on the edge of boreal forest, approx. 1cm of snow is on the ground but patchy. A chair and bucket are in the background. A concrete hole cover is in the left foreground.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
The logistics of this have been a RIDE.
Like it started with this generous teacher who put out a call for help for her class and this guy she knew from college was like, "Sure. I can put some food in my Hyundai Elantra."

Now there are volunteers, a foundation, and Costco lore.

Join us! Feed kids!
Screenshot of PayPal Giving Fund donation receipt for $50 sent to the T.Greg Doucette Foundation, Inc, Nov 11, 2025 at 20:04 PST.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Timeline cleanse! Here is a Shiba Inu with a thousand yard stare (drugs) in a recovery suit. He's fine - he was neutered today. His coat is so dense and plush that he had to be sized up to a (slightly too long) large suit. Apparently, unlike children's clothes, "husky" sizing was not available.
A Shiba Inu, red with white eyebrows and a white face is standing on a towel on a truck seat, staring just to the left of the camera, eyes slightly closed. One foreleg has a visible shaved spot that shows easily 50% more fur than could be expected on a dog. He is wearing a turquoise "recovery suit" that covers his chest and is down his front legs similar to a cap-sleeved t-shirt. His head and neck including a prominent face ruff and a neck roll (fur) are visible above the markedly snug "suit". Even for Shibas, he has an exceptional coat of fur. This is the dog equivalent of putting 10 pounds in a 5 pound bag.
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
My food pantry gets a lot of ground pork and, this time of year, cabbages. I present the *choose your own protein* version of Egg Roll in a Bowl!
GRATE (or buy 2 bags coleslaw mix): 2 carrots (1 1/2 cups) (about 2 medium-sized carrots) 1 medium sized cabbage (8 cups) 1 in fresh ginger (or tsp ground in sauce) CHOP (or grate because it's already dirty!) 1 onion, diced 2 cloves/1 tbs garlic COMBINE IN BOWL: 1 tsp sesame oil 1 tsp Sriracha (TBS in my house) 2 tbs soy sauce or tamari 1 tbs brown sugar 1 tbs rice vinegar 1/2 tsp five spice powder (if available) COOK: 1 lb ground pork, chicken, turkey or 1 block crumbled tofu or 4-6 eggs, scrambled* or a combination of proteins In your largest saute pan or widest pot: Saute pork/tofu until cooked, set in bowl with sauce. Saute onion until translucent. Add garlic, cook for another 30 seconds Add shredded veggies, add lid, let it cook until cabbage is wilted. *If using eggs, push the cabbage blend to the side and scramble in the pan now* Add the protein and sauce into the pan. Stir gently to combine everything. Serve! Garnish with spring onions or wonton strips or sesame seeds or anything else that sounds good.
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
One of my favorites for a crock pot or pressure cooker - pumpkin turkey "chili"
For Crock Pot or Instant Pot/Pressure Cooker 2 lb ground turkey 1/2 tsp olive oil 1 small onion, chopped 3 garlic cloves, minced 1 tsp chili powder, to taste 2 bay leaves 1 1/2 tbsp cumin 1 tsp oregano 2 15 oz cans white northern or navy beans, rinsed and drained (3.5 cups cooked beans from dried) 15 oz can pumpkin puree (or pureed butternut, acorn, or kabocha) 1 4.5 oz can chopped green chiles 2 cups chicken broth kosher salt and pepper to taste chopped cilantro, red onion, or chives for topping Heat a large heavy saute pan over medium heat (or IP on Saute) and add oil. Add meat and cook, breaking it up until white, about 5 minutes.  Add onions, garlic, sauté about 3 - 4 minutes; add cumin and sauté another minute. Put in to crock pot (or leave in IP) Add beans, pumpkin puree, green chilis, broth, chili powder, oregano, and bay leaves. Cover and cook on high for 4 hours or low for 8 hours. (25 minutes in IP) Remove bay leaves and adjust seasoning to taste.
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Scooter is not letting any nonsense happen on his watch.
A brown tabby cat is sitting sideways on a lap, one paw forwards and curled for stability (Because only the front half of this large cat fits sideways.) He has one ear cocked towards the camera and is looking sideways with one eye, watching what I could possibly be up to.
October 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Hey, Autistic Folks! New study - the PI is a friend and set it up to be a group chat, because she is one of us.

URL to prescreener, which is open until October 30: tinyurl.com/mixerautisms...
Flyer: Widener University CALL FOR Autistic Participants for Dissertation Research Are you autistic and over 18 years old? Join a research study asking autistic people what they think about gender identity and sexual orientation! Conducted online, this voluntary study asks how autistic people understand the social concepts of gender identity and sexual orientation, both in general and personally. The aim is to see if autistic people think about these ideas in different ways than neurotypical peers. When: November 8th & 9th 3:00PM ET-4:00PM ET Participants will be invited into a private group on the instant messenger Signal for the study, where they will answer questions and chat with other autistic people about their answers. Participants can expect to spend one hour each day in the group chat. To participate, you must be: - autistic, diagnosed or self-ID'd - able to use messaging app Signal - over the age of 18 years old - have an 8th grade English reading level - living in the United States - able to sign a consent form - have reliable Internet access or mobile network technology Click the link below or scan the QR code on the left for the interest form! https://tinyurl.com/mixerautismstudy Questions? Contact the Primary Investigator, Lindsay Mixer, doctoral student, at Imixer@widener.edu. This study is being overseen by doctoral advisor Dr. Justin Sitron, Widener University. Widener University Institutional Review Board has approved recruitment of participants, IRB Protocol #676-25
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
I used to have a TV buddy, Memphis the Orange, who particularly liked police procedurals. Then he moved to be with his human and my lap has been empty UNTIL TONIGHT!

Turns out Scooter has taste. I fired up @audacityofdespair.bsky.social's documentary, The Wire, and he happily joined me.
A brown tabby cat is lying down my blanket-covered legs so he can watch TV over my (not visible) feet. On the TV is Stringer Bell saying, "We do worse and we get paid more." An orange cat lies lengthwise, down my legs. The cat's head is positioned to watch the TV (indoor shot of High Potential, dialogue not visible). My legs are covered in a loose blue fleece blanket and I'm wearing woolen clogs. It was February.
September 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Tonight Scooter was being very cute. I realized that most of the pictures I've taken lately have been of this cat and I'm not sad but, as someone with sled dogs, I am a little embarrassed. It's not like I was anti-cat before, but it was like, "Aw, cute," and then I moved on. Now I'm changed.
A brown tabby cat is on his side, on the ground holding a black toy in two paws, biting it, while he kicks it with a rear paw. The brown tabby is now on his back with three of four feet in the air towards the camera, remaining front paw on his toy (an old gym sock filled with stuffing and some catnip). He is looking at the camera wondering when you're going to make a play for the sock.
September 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Scooter says he will boop his snoot against you if you ask nicely.
A large brown tabby cat is sitting in a box. He is stretching out his head towards the camera to press exactly one nostril of hos nose against someone's finger. He is pressing so hard that his lip is curled up a bit.
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
There's so much wrong with this entire concept but I'm would like to share the *notably still made of wood and babiche* - 1944 snowshoes issued to the US Army 10th Mtn Div - a bearpaw design.
transportation.army.mil/museum/AOTM/...
Two wooden snowshoes sit up against a wall. They are a wide oval of wood, slightly wider at the top (front of foot) than at the bottom, a slightly elongated "bearpaw" design. There are two wooden cross-braces that effectively divide the shoe into three sections - the middle being the largest by more than half. The shoe is laced with fine, narrow babiche at the front in a web-like pattern that runs through tiny holes in the curved frame and cross brace. In the rear, it again weaves through the cross brace, but is lashed around the oval in the rear. The middle section has wide, sturdier babiche that is easily 1/4 inch thick and wraps around the frame and cross-braces in a star pattern that is then twisted before wrapping around the cross bracing at front and rear. On the sides, it is knotted before wrapping around the frame. Unusually (for a snowshoe) the binding is a metal bar and plate that is nailed to the shoe and then riveted to leather to attach to a boot with standard laces and a heel strap. This is designed to have the wearer's toe on the plate which will then pivot on the bar as they raise their heel.
September 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
T-shirt, navy blue. Top line small, red text with white outline and white stars: LAURA ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Center, giant white text: Roslin Thin red line Bottom text, below line, in white (including star), italicized, after the star is also bold: FOR PRESIDENT ⭐ SO SAY WE ALL
September 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
For #invertefest, one of my favorites, that I recently learned is considered a rare find by some folks - the Luna Moth. I love their fuzzy antennae. (This is a male - they have very distinct sex differences and I seem to spot more males than females around my yard.)
A luna moth sits on a birch tree. Its primary wings are primarily lime green but have a distinct pink ridge and eyespots at the top. It has hindwings that almost look like a pair of curved tails or narrow maple tree seeds - an indicator that this is a male. It has frilled antennae that are pale yellow with a pink center "stem" (males have bushier antennae too). Its legs are also pink.
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Sometimes you stand alone to make things happen later, like this stack of wheat straw that my Southern farmer nephew tells me will be left for months to moulder in the weather before it becomes mushroom beds.
An enormous stack of wheat straw stands mouldering in a field of late soybeans. The large, long bales weigh thousands of pounds each, but because nothing is close by, it's hard to grasp the scale. This stack is probably 10 feet tall and 20 feet square.
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Had to change the way the rear is strapped after THREE catastrophic failures in NJ and NY. Now I'm using the emergency tube socks* to protect the truck and tires from the brass ratchet mechanism.

*Dry socks, mittens, and now strap & ratchet protectors!
A truck is on a car trailer. There is a giant yellow strap around the trailer, in front of the tires, and then it disappears under the vehicle frame. You can't see the big brass toothed ratched because the toe of a tube sock is over it to protect the wheel of the truck from the mean teeth and pointy parts. The red and black top of the sock is visible on the strap, but you can't see what that part is protecting.
August 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
First up was I-295, a goddamn delight. Nobody was on it, apparently preferring the more narrow NJ TPK. Then we got on Route 1, which brought us past the hospital of House MD, UMC Princeton in Plainsboro (now Penn Med Princeton Medical Center).
Large building of steel and glass sits on a slight hill shrubbery in foreground adds to the idea that it is lofty. On one concrete face is the Penn Shield and under that it says Princeton.
August 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
He somehow got worse? I was surprised he left Joyce off the list, but then he suggests Portrait to "sensitive and intelligent youth".

May I recommend instead A Thousand Ships, which is a retelling of the Trojan War with Calliope as a main narrator? Terrific.

www.theguardian.com/books/2019/m...
Tweet from Cœur de Léon @SufiPervert. 3d Homer Iliad; Goethe Wilhelm Meister; Lermontov Hero Of Our Time; Cellini Autobiography; Junger Storm of Steel; Stendhal Red and Black; Melville Billy Budd; Joyce A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man This is my "conversion package" for sensitive and intelligent youth
August 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Went to the Eye-talian place in town to celebrate the nephew. Desperately wanted the "Lemon Cello Cake" but had to skip because we had birthday cake at home. But I did get to spend hours thinking about lemon cellos.

Photo from: www.lephenix.ch/events/594cd...
In a stark white room, a woman looks down at a man who is seated with an astonishingly bright, lemon yellow-colored cello.
August 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
phiguru.myatproto.social
I will *never* not flinch when I see a ship crossing the Chesapeake Bay tunnel when I'm on the bridge. Like I know I'm going to go under and there will not be a bridge strike but it just gives me the yikes. I believe this is the USS Oak Hill (LSD 51) based on Thimble Shoals Shipwatching on YT.
A US Navy ship is approaching the tunnel crossing from the right. It looks like it is steaming into a bridge. It is not. US Navy ship is dead ahead despite this photo being taken from a car that is definitely on a bridge. A Subaru is in the foreground and there are road lights and a construction crane also cluttering things up.
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
Unlike so many others, this business is still going strong and has refreshed their sign. My understanding is this is owned by a racist old white guy and cash only.
Peace Token Cigarettes. It's sign is a truly enormous Native American in a large feathered headdress. Under that are much smaller signs noting "Ammo Sold Here" and "Hand rolled cigars". On the ground are yard signs with various brands and prices per carton. On the building is a sign advertising FIREWORKS. The parking lot has at least 5 customer cars.
August 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
phiguru.myatproto.social
I saw a spotted lanternfly! I'm sorry, I was unable to do my civic duty to Delaware and stomp it - it was on my tire and then disappeared in a flash after I got a photo.

But now I know what they look like with my own eyes and will be prepared in the future.
A spotted lanternfly is sitting on a tire. The lanternfly's wings as folded are a base of buff with a blush pink undertone and grey ribs. It is spotted an irregular black on the top two thirds and then abruptly changes to a dappled stripe for the bottom third.
August 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM