My mum bought me a bird of paradise plant because she thought it was pretty and the arseholes have put a fake flower in the plant. Apparently they don’t actually flower for 5-10 years. I’m not going to tell her or she’ll be a bit sad but now I’m sad that she thinks she bought one with a real flower.

No new Funny-Hat-Wearer-In Chief yet then

My adorable bf has bought an extra PS5 controller and customised it for me (Leeloo from The Fifth Element) so we can play games together. 🥰🥹🎮

Google, you disgust me.

So this is a new thing my laptop has started doing that is super fun 😒

My boyfriend has customised an original Game Boy for me for Christmas. New LED backlit glass screen, polariser, new speaker, converted power pack that runs off USB-C, box, and headphones.

Not many people will appreciate how much work he’s put into it so I’m posting about it online. ❤️

My dad didn’t know how to screenshot a text so he’s photocopied his actual phone. 🤣