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Phathead
@phathead.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Since we're doing intros, who am I?
You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.
NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire
I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.
You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.
NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire
I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.
Really wish they would have kept the 29 styled like this
Kevin Harvick - GM Goodwench Service Plus (Chevrolet)
2001 Dura Lube 400 (North Carolina Speedway) #NASCAR
2001 Dura Lube 400 (North Carolina Speedway) #NASCAR
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Really wish they would have kept the 29 styled like this
12 inches. We did it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
12 inches. We did it.
12 hours of snow to go
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
12 hours of snow to go
Watching the June 1997 Michigan race and the layout of these b-pillar logos pisses me the fuck off
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Watching the June 1997 Michigan race and the layout of these b-pillar logos pisses me the fuck off
I bet this thing plays the fuck out of Doom
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I bet this thing plays the fuck out of Doom
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1995 Pontaic Grand AM
1992 Dodge Stealth ES
2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS - Pace Car Edition
2009 Pontaic G8 GT
2022 Cadillac CT5 Sport
Those are the only cars I've ever owned lol
1995 Pontaic Grand AM
1992 Dodge Stealth ES
2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS - Pace Car Edition
2009 Pontaic G8 GT
2022 Cadillac CT5 Sport
Those are the only cars I've ever owned lol
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
2017 Audi S6
1999 Mazda Miata
1998 BMW M3
2012 Fiat 500 Abarth
2007 Mazda Mazdaspeed3
2017 Audi S6
1999 Mazda Miata
1998 BMW M3
2012 Fiat 500 Abarth
2007 Mazda Mazdaspeed3
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1996 Geo Metro
1991 Saab 900 Turbo
2001 Dodge Ram 1500
1974 Saab Sonett III
1969 Saab 95
1996 Geo Metro
1991 Saab 900 Turbo
2001 Dodge Ram 1500
1974 Saab Sonett III
1969 Saab 95
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1995 Pontaic Grand AM
1992 Dodge Stealth ES
2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS - Pace Car Edition
2009 Pontaic G8 GT
2022 Cadillac CT5 Sport
Those are the only cars I've ever owned lol
1995 Pontaic Grand AM
1992 Dodge Stealth ES
2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS - Pace Car Edition
2009 Pontaic G8 GT
2022 Cadillac CT5 Sport
Those are the only cars I've ever owned lol
I really miss all the Charlie Kirk memes
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I really miss all the Charlie Kirk memes
Rewatching the 1999 Cup season and in every race they've mentioned how "striking" Elliott's new scheme is.
New fans have no idea the impact this scheme had when it was announced.
New fans have no idea the impact this scheme had when it was announced.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Rewatching the 1999 Cup season and in every race they've mentioned how "striking" Elliott's new scheme is.
New fans have no idea the impact this scheme had when it was announced.
New fans have no idea the impact this scheme had when it was announced.
@varcracing.com Position heat map for New Hampshire
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
@varcracing.com Position heat map for New Hampshire
@varcracing.com at New Hampshire
Started P13, Finished P15
Was clipped early on, spent 100 laps on the same tires to fix the damage, worked my way up to P8 with 5 to go and... Yeah
Started P13, Finished P15
Was clipped early on, spent 100 laps on the same tires to fix the damage, worked my way up to P8 with 5 to go and... Yeah
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
@varcracing.com at New Hampshire
Started P13, Finished P15
Was clipped early on, spent 100 laps on the same tires to fix the damage, worked my way up to P8 with 5 to go and... Yeah
Started P13, Finished P15
Was clipped early on, spent 100 laps on the same tires to fix the damage, worked my way up to P8 with 5 to go and... Yeah
"Santa, is this @varcracing.com?"
"No little Sally. VARC isn't real. It can't hurt you. Now go get me some whiskey."
"No little Sally. VARC isn't real. It can't hurt you. Now go get me some whiskey."
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"Santa, is this @varcracing.com?"
"No little Sally. VARC isn't real. It can't hurt you. Now go get me some whiskey."
"No little Sally. VARC isn't real. It can't hurt you. Now go get me some whiskey."
Email from Denny after a race win:
"I just defeated your favorite car owner"
NASCAR and 23XI leaders:
"I just defeated your favorite car owner"
NASCAR and 23XI leaders:
a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Email from Denny after a race win:
"I just defeated your favorite car owner"
NASCAR and 23XI leaders:
"I just defeated your favorite car owner"
NASCAR and 23XI leaders:
Lmao the fuck is Childress going to sue for? They were private conversations outed by a lawsuit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Lmao the fuck is Childress going to sue for? They were private conversations outed by a lawsuit.
@varcracing.com Position Heat Map for North Wilksboro and an updated season-to-date heat map
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@varcracing.com Position Heat Map for North Wilksboro and an updated season-to-date heat map
I think I'm going to become a winter NiS guy...
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think I'm going to become a winter NiS guy...
Accidentally signed up for a 156 lap race at Phoenix in the 87 cars. Whoops.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Accidentally signed up for a 156 lap race at Phoenix in the 87 cars. Whoops.
Reposted by Phathead
How about a look at some Throwback 200 paints from last night's race at North Wilkesboro? (Check the alt text for more information 👀)
1/6
1/6
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
How about a look at some Throwback 200 paints from last night's race at North Wilkesboro? (Check the alt text for more information 👀)
1/6
1/6
Hot take, Kurt Busch doesn't really deserve the redemption arc he's received. All he's done is stop being a publicly overt asshole.
That's an incredibly low bar.
That's an incredibly low bar.
Who is one Nascar driver who changed their reputation so much, it’s now so difficult to like/dislike them? (via u/youraverageperson0) reddit.com/comments/1p15un2 #NASCAR
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hot take, Kurt Busch doesn't really deserve the redemption arc he's received. All he's done is stop being a publicly overt asshole.
That's an incredibly low bar.
That's an incredibly low bar.
@varcracing.com Throwback race at North Wilksboro - The Boy Edition
Started P9
Finished P10
Ran top five most of the race until a late race incident in front of him damaged his car. Made one helluva save right before that though.
Started P9
Finished P10
Ran top five most of the race until a late race incident in front of him damaged his car. Made one helluva save right before that though.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
@varcracing.com Throwback race at North Wilksboro - The Boy Edition
Started P9
Finished P10
Ran top five most of the race until a late race incident in front of him damaged his car. Made one helluva save right before that though.
Started P9
Finished P10
Ran top five most of the race until a late race incident in front of him damaged his car. Made one helluva save right before that though.
@varcracing.com Throwback race at North Wilksboro
Started P13
Finished P6
Had a EOL penalty mid race after a pit stop, followed by helluva battle with @burk.racing.
Not bad coming back from suspension and having 9 working toes.
Started P13
Finished P6
Had a EOL penalty mid race after a pit stop, followed by helluva battle with @burk.racing.
Not bad coming back from suspension and having 9 working toes.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
@varcracing.com Throwback race at North Wilksboro
Started P13
Finished P6
Had a EOL penalty mid race after a pit stop, followed by helluva battle with @burk.racing.
Not bad coming back from suspension and having 9 working toes.
Started P13
Finished P6
Had a EOL penalty mid race after a pit stop, followed by helluva battle with @burk.racing.
Not bad coming back from suspension and having 9 working toes.
Happy new deck day to us
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy new deck day to us
@varcracing.com Running Position Heat Map for Pocono
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@varcracing.com Running Position Heat Map for Pocono
I'm going to do some testing tomorrow, but I think I'll be ready for the @varcracing.com throwback race tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm going to do some testing tomorrow, but I think I'll be ready for the @varcracing.com throwback race tomorrow
Toe update, no surgery yet. They had to rebreak it to get it straight again.
Good times.
Good times.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Toe update, no surgery yet. They had to rebreak it to get it straight again.
Good times.
Good times.