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Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · Nov 8

Since we're doing intros, who am I?

You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.

NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire

I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 3h

Good

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 9h

Like what the fuck. How could no one else put a run together to pass him. He was all alone.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 9h

I don't think Austin Hill is the best ever at drafting tracks in Xfinity Series history, it's more that everyone else right now sucks

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 22h

This is the appropriate response

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

@alanisnking.bsky.social Christmas idea for the hubs www.menards.com/main/grocery...

Menards® Dancing Bear

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Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

Always liked that version

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 1d

Who the fuck cares

r/NASCAR on Reddit @nascaronreddit.bsky.social · 1d

Carson Hocevar has purchased an EMS COT Chassis off Marketplace. (via u/Charte09) reddit.com/comments/1o95z1s #NASCAR

via i.redd.it

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

Trying something new tonight

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 2d

Okay who came in the Chicago rat hole?

CNN @cnn.com · 2d

The “Chicago rat hole” of viral internet fame wasn’t made by a rat at all, researchers say https://cnn.it/4o4hmur

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 4d

@varcracing.com Sigh. Back on my shit I guess.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 5d

Picked up a new associate sponsor for @varcracing.com this week. They're paying me in lemon peels.

Weird.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 5d

*5 minutes after stepping out of my time machine and meeting Jesus Christ* they're called Takis. Have you ever had anything that hot?

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 5d

It's the guilt he deserves again. Best pray on it.

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 5d

Wow you really did die

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 5d

Perfect chance to use Wookie here

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

The hard thing about watching NASCAR is I'd love to see about 2/3rds of the field eat shit every race

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

Actually with that replay he was closer than I thought

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

People are harping on Ty for not waving but at that distance there's zero chance Byron would have even be able to see that

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

I'm going to guess that either Ty Dillon's spotter didn't tell Byron's or Byron's didn't communicate it

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NASCAR Paint Schemes @nascarpaint.bsky.social · 6d

J.J. Yeley - Interstate Batteries (Chevrolet)

2006 Coca-Cola 600 (Lowe's Motor Speedway) #NASCAR

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

Bell uses the ghost of Charlie Kirk to get through that wreck

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

Nah it was Sheldon Creed's fault

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

Jesus that was a helluva hit by the 24

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

Lol took them like 3 days to switch off that replay to the live wreck

Phathead @phathead.bsky.social · 6d

Perfect, thanks!