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- tired dev
- AI slop hater
- coffee addict
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The Microsoft Century of Humiliation
the most recent Windows insider preview release added an internet speed test "button" to the Wi-Fi control center that actually just tells you to fucking Google it instead

i cannot take this bloody company seriously these days
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Claude code session limit reached... Clocking out
a cartoon dog is looking at a red clock on a tree
ALT: a cartoon dog is looking at a red clock on a tree
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
considerando o investimento no ar condicionado
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
don't ever speak ill of Centro Paula Souza in my presence.
October 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
bait or
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I just stumbled upon a gitHub profile readme way cooler than mine and now I'm jealous af 😭 😭
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
TREM DO POKÉMON FAVORITO
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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xeiaso.net Xe @xeiaso.net · Oct 2
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
no one will ever be able to convince me it's possible to balance work, college, spending time with an SO, exercising constantly, AND doing it all while staying healthy.
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
oh if it isn't my lack of knowledge about networking coming to bite me again
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I love how google translates "pqp" to "omg".
eu amo ser nerd de monster hunter pqp
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
eu amo ser nerd de monster hunter pqp
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Quando sua namorada IA estava hospedada na aws
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
omg he is even wearing blue lol can't get better than this
October 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
what should I read next ...
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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some of you are very fedi brained and it shows
like seeing the concept of "consent" being thrown around in the context of subscribing to an opt-in labeler is absurd
what do you think we're doing here? intercourse? i'm not fucking you with that thing i'm just adding rows to a sqlite db
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
wdym youtube is down ????
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I just realized my previous pinned post had a terrible English translation lol. Hopefully no one was curious enough to actually check it
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'll definitely start journaling again. I've been forgetting things a lot lately, and writing everything down not only helped with that but also made me much less of an overthinker 🤒
October 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
grok is this true ?
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
BASED AF!!
React on it's own is so messy bro. No wonder there's a bunch of frameworks to make it less unpleasant to work with 🤒
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
bro cmon a whole year has passed and my sleep schedule is WORSE than before
I miss so much being able to sleep 8h/day
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
MBDTF is such a masterpiece. I wish I could experience listening to it for the first time again.
November 21, 2024 at 1:48 PM