Luka 🏳️⚧️
@phalanxhead.bsky.social
I write software and lounge about the house fetchingly all day
She/Her 🏳️⚧️
28
Nightmare
You can read my barely-updated blog at phalanxhead.dev - I sometimes write tutorials for the shit I found hard to learn at work
She/Her 🏳️⚧️
28
Nightmare
You can read my barely-updated blog at phalanxhead.dev - I sometimes write tutorials for the shit I found hard to learn at work
More people should enjoy my ass-ets I think
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
More people should enjoy my ass-ets I think
Our and about to meet some other queers
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Our and about to meet some other queers
Slutty puppy nurse :3
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Slutty puppy nurse :3
Nurse Puppy will see you for your checkup now 💙
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Nurse Puppy will see you for your checkup now 💙
Some hungry little fellas in my backyard here in the middle of winter
July 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Some hungry little fellas in my backyard here in the middle of winter
My office fashion makes me look more mature than I would ever claim to be
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My office fashion makes me look more mature than I would ever claim to be
Perhaps a more cheeky photo than I am normally game to post 😈
April 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Perhaps a more cheeky photo than I am normally game to post 😈
Sometimes life gives you really good hair, and a body to match
Sometimes you take it for yourself
Sometimes you take it for yourself
March 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sometimes life gives you really good hair, and a body to match
Sometimes you take it for yourself
Sometimes you take it for yourself
I forgot but then I didn’t
Apologies for my hair it’s been a long day
Apologies for my hair it’s been a long day
March 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I forgot but then I didn’t
Apologies for my hair it’s been a long day
Apologies for my hair it’s been a long day
We can awoo together? 🥺
March 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We can awoo together? 🥺
I get hotter by the day
March 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I get hotter by the day
They gave me the pills that make you red
February 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
They gave me the pills that make you red
Estrogen gave me bouncy hair and excellent dress sense, and more girls should flirt with me about it
February 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Estrogen gave me bouncy hair and excellent dress sense, and more girls should flirt with me about it
Downside is that ironically, colour content like graphic novels renders fairly slowly - however it has to be said the colour feels more natural in the hand
Oh also it’s waterproof and the battery lasts forever - read in the bath, change your font and size, inbuilt dictionary. It’s hot
Oh also it’s waterproof and the battery lasts forever - read in the bath, change your font and size, inbuilt dictionary. It’s hot
February 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Downside is that ironically, colour content like graphic novels renders fairly slowly - however it has to be said the colour feels more natural in the hand
Oh also it’s waterproof and the battery lasts forever - read in the bath, change your font and size, inbuilt dictionary. It’s hot
Oh also it’s waterproof and the battery lasts forever - read in the bath, change your font and size, inbuilt dictionary. It’s hot
So many people have told me these are very good pants - I guess I’ll wear them a lot more then
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
So many people have told me these are very good pants - I guess I’ll wear them a lot more then
Some days the cheapest seratonin is a pair of ears with bells on them
They go jingle jingle!! Impossible to be sad wearing jingle ears!!
They go jingle jingle!! Impossible to be sad wearing jingle ears!!
February 3, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Some days the cheapest seratonin is a pair of ears with bells on them
They go jingle jingle!! Impossible to be sad wearing jingle ears!!
They go jingle jingle!! Impossible to be sad wearing jingle ears!!
Finally remembering that my post-Dorley self-promise was to do eyeliner practice.
I might even get it it now… 8 months later 😭
I might even get it it now… 8 months later 😭
January 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Finally remembering that my post-Dorley self-promise was to do eyeliner practice.
I might even get it it now… 8 months later 😭
I might even get it it now… 8 months later 😭
Be a good domme and bind your puppy girl today!
She’ll thank you later 💙
She’ll thank you later 💙
January 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Be a good domme and bind your puppy girl today!
She’ll thank you later 💙
She’ll thank you later 💙
It feels illegal to have gone to the salon but like oh well
I messed up instructions for lesbian trimmed extensions so I just have a hybrid shape lol
I messed up instructions for lesbian trimmed extensions so I just have a hybrid shape lol
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It feels illegal to have gone to the salon but like oh well
I messed up instructions for lesbian trimmed extensions so I just have a hybrid shape lol
I messed up instructions for lesbian trimmed extensions so I just have a hybrid shape lol
The Goddess will curse me with a bad hair day one day - but it hasn’t happened yet
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The Goddess will curse me with a bad hair day one day - but it hasn’t happened yet
This dress is too big on me to wear out for now, but idk one day!
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 AM
This dress is too big on me to wear out for now, but idk one day!
It’s been a while Bsky - say hello 💙
July 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
It’s been a while Bsky - say hello 💙
Beach hair is Goated
March 21, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Beach hair is Goated
What weird Christmas weather
December 24, 2023 at 1:10 AM
What weird Christmas weather
It’s a good day to be gay
July 17, 2023 at 7:21 AM
It’s a good day to be gay