he's just mad it isn't Edward Teach-Bonnet

1000000000000/10 oh my god i can't stpp thinking about it i'm going to see it again on monday with my friend

oh it is x boxd.it/3bUUf

cruel world 💔 it's sooooo goooooood i'm insane over it i changed my letterboxd top 4 for the first time in years to make space for it

GIRL GET TO THAY CINEMA RN

I NEED EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EVER TO WATCH IT

oh mygodddd it's fucking amazing you're gonna LOVE IT

did u mean to do that

someone hurry and splash out this week's entire paycheck rn i wanna see something

can't wait to see what creative things u have to say about him x

and that's the first damn time anyone has ever done that for ed. THE Moment !!!!! the perfect opening to stede's confession!! i love it so much

"i love your chin, naked or otherwise"; he says: hey, you chose to shave your beard off. cool. you've chosen to grow it out a bit since. awesome. you could choose to shave it off again. you could choose to grow it out again. he says: whatever choices you make, i will stand by you unconditionally

stede doesn't always get things right. but what he IS good at is paying attention to ed. & he quickly realises from ed's insecure reaction ("sorry if my horrible, naked chin disgusts you so much") that, oh, it wasn't for him – it was for ed. so he course corrects. he says +

he chooses to make a blanket fort & write songs & have a talent show – izzy blames stede; he chooses to reignite terror on the high seas by going on an endless raid – izzy blames stede. even stede is guilty of it, just moments before when he says "you shaved your beard off *for me*"+

SUPERB

i want to know this too