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lesbian night on the revenge TORTURE

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petrichorpond.bsky.social
WAR IS OVER
a screenshot from cameo of rhys sipping from a mug thats says i heart my mum (even though she nags) a screenshot from cameo of rhys showing off his robot collection a screenshot from cameo of rhys in his murray hewitt tie a screenshot from cameo of rhys cutely smiling
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
oh this is perfect ed and stede exes fodder
a tiktok captioned "when you have each other blocked on instagram but you're each other's emergency contact". the video shows someone in a hospital bed and the partner sitting in the hospital room waving at the camera
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
ok i finally posted this woohoooo!! what if innkeepers ed & stede reminisced a little (and by reminisced i mean got really horny about) the time ed was totally definitely going to kill stede archiveofourown.org/works/74750371
little death daydreamcrash Summary: Ed lets himself think about it. Immerses himself in the candlelight flicker of it all, the steely glow of the moon through arched windows. The vulnerable peek of Stede’s throat under that black turtleneck, the shape of his back, his shoulderblades, the obscene curve of his waist, the radiating heat of him. The bed nook. He never got to sink inside Stede there, but his knife almost did. ed holding a knife behind his back, his other hand creeping towards stede's back. they're behind the bed nook's curtain on the revenge in the art of fuckery episode
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
#whumpvember? after an accident at the inn, ed can't remember his and stede's relationship...

archiveofourown.org/works/74449801
laughter lines daydreamcrash Summary: Ed can be forgetful sometimes, Stede’s learnt that over the past few months. He doesn’t remember a lot of what happened in the time they were apart, which is understandable, as it must’ve been a very grisly time up in that head of his, and he often gets people’s names mixed up, but he remembers the important things. Like “you wear fine things well”, and how much butter Stede likes on his toast, and that Stede loves him. He always remembers that Stede loves him.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
he may not be in it enough but when he is he's so sexy
nigel jumanji lit by candlelight looking super duper serious arms. rolled up shirtsleeved and Arms
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
join meeeeee
rhys selfie in the green bill onesie, collar popped, chain on display, his hair stuck UP, pouting at the camera. lighting is so bad but i forgive him because he's doing sexy pinched eyebrows
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
i may have niche'd too close to the sun with this one but anywayyyy
"Hi,” he says warmly. He crouches himself by Ed's bedside and picks up the glass of water he's kept there prepared. "Here we are, love." "No, 's poison," Ed mutters. "Ha ha, very funny. C'mon, drink up." Ed clumsily bats Stede's hand away. Stede frowns. "Don't be like that, Ed, you need to stay hydrated. You've been asleep all day, darling." "Who are you?" His voice is croaky but certain. "Did you kidnap me?" "Ed..." "How d'you know my name?"
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
thinking of them <3
close up of taika/ed's eyeball. he's smiling so there are cute crinkles around the eye and lots of beauty spots and freckles. pretty pretty pretty rhys/stede eye close up that honestly is not as high quality as the other one but in every photoshoot of that man those fuckass sunglasses are blocking the beautiful view (love to the sunglasses) so i did what i could. if anyone has a super high quality pic of a rhysie eyeball with some lovely wrinkles around it please hmu i love those gorgeous orbs
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
just found out knismolagnia is fancy word for tickling fetish and i #NEEDTHAT PLEQSPLEASEPLEASE look at this man and tell me he's not ticklish. tell me he wouldn't squeal and cry i Dare you
stede in his cute frilly nightgown buttoned to the top and the depression robe at the breakfast table. he's smiling cutely in a way that kinda scrunches his nose
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
we're so back
new taika selfie, he's wearing all yellow (shirt, bucket hat, sunglasses) and has captioned the selfie "Banana" ANOTHER new taika selfie, he's in a fluffy beige coat, yellow bucket hat and yellow sunglasses holding a panavision camera. it's captioned "if you know..."
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
i'm gonna finish this so hard
"All fucking day," he pants, nails clawing between Ed's shoulderblades, down his spine. "Do you have...any idea?" "Mmno. Tell me." "Ricky kept offering to make me cups of tea. All. Fucking. Day." "Fucking Ricky." "Mm. And then." "Yeah?" "The bloody fan decided to call it quits." "Oh, no." "And the lift is still broken." "Oh, no." "Yeah. So muggins here had to go up four flights of stairs to find another and then carry it back down again." "Aw, baby." "It was..." Stede slams him against the office door. He mouths messily at Ed's neck. "Thirsty work."
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
sk u must watch it here is my favourite review i've ever read on letterboxd
someone called ray rating impractical jokers: the movie 5 stars on letterboxd. their review: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Impractical Jokers the movie. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Murr's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Impractical Jokers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Joe's existencial catchphrase "LARRY," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as their genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an Impractical Jokers tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
oh !!!!!!!
rhys beard sexy dressing gown chain
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEN
a mirror selfie of me in the jennifers body white prom dress covered in blood + a long brown wig and long white silk gloves
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
two years in their little home by the sea :')
ed and stede on the porch outside the inn, the shot is taken through the broken window, and they're backdropped by a golden sunset over the sea
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
##BLESSEDDD
samia on stage tonight (poor quality courtesy of blue lights and my android phone)
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
happy 1 year to my best friend, life and saviour: the chain™
rhys at the 'that christmas' premiere last october. he's wearing sunglasses, a dark blue blazer over a grey top, has his hair swooped back and white stubble, and most importantly a silver chain around his neck another shot from the premiere. here, you can see the whole suit. he has his hands in his pockets and is smiling proudly
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
stede: wow! now that, that's- that's romance
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAYYYY
rhys darby with a birthday cake that says happy birthday rhys darby but pretend it says happy birthday unpopularculture dot bsky dot social
October 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
okk i see u nigel billingsley
zoomed in screenshot of rhysie biceps looking insane from his latest live show
October 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
stede sad face in the rain with hot pink text that says "how i feel"
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
who else is up creating something beautiful and destroying it?

archiveofourown.org/works/71303791

(please read the tags first like oh my god)
disasterology daydreamcrash Summary: Once the guilt is stranded ashore, sword jammed through its eye ans pointless shouts lost to the ocean breeze, the silence in its wake makes way for an uncomfortable new truth: it felt good. (or: Stede develops a murderous streak after getting away with 'killing' Nigel.)
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

stede bonnet on traitors:
alan carr on celebrity traitors on his knees digging through the mud, exclaiming "oh my god!" alan carr with a muddy rock in his hands: "oh no, it's a rock..."
October 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
happy tuesgay
ruibo in black and white lying on their side, propping her head up with her hand
October 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
petrichorpond.bsky.social
something like this
shoddy picsart edit by me that's moved stede to be practically in ed's lap in aforementioned scene where zheng is handing ed a flask of water
October 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM