Petlamb 🐑
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They/she/whatever 🐢 autistic ♾️ polyam 🌱 FFXIV nerd 🦔 Team Forever 🖤 🤍 Geordie
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
I unironically recommend listening to Running in the 90s on headphones. Like, fr.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I unironically recommend listening to Running in the 90s on headphones. Like, fr.
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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Today we remember Christian Atsu on his birthday. 🖤🤍
Forever in our hearts. 🙏
Forever in our hearts. 🙏
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Today we remember Christian Atsu on his birthday. 🖤🤍
Forever in our hearts. 🙏
Forever in our hearts. 🙏
Really worrying about Fab. Here's hoping it's not as bad as feared.
We make two more changes.
Fabian Schär leaves the pitch on a stretcher after after a challenge on the halfway line.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Fab 🙏
[2-2] 76'
Fabian Schär leaves the pitch on a stretcher after after a challenge on the halfway line.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Fab 🙏
[2-2] 76'
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Really worrying about Fab. Here's hoping it's not as bad as feared.
Ooh this is a bit fit
Back from the archives. back on the Tyne. ✨🖤🤍
Introducing the Newcastle United adidas 95 Collection, available 13th January.
Become a Mags+ Member by 12pm, Saturday 10th Jan for your chance to get early access.
Introducing the Newcastle United adidas 95 Collection, available 13th January.
Become a Mags+ Member by 12pm, Saturday 10th Jan for your chance to get early access.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Ooh this is a bit fit
god i love blueberries
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
god i love blueberries
Love this lad like
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Love this lad like
Accidentally said "thank" when disembarking the bus earlier. Singular thank. Not "thank you" or even "thanks". Singular thank. I think it was bc my brain short circuited owing to there being both a driver and mentor, and faced with needing to ensure my thanks was addressed to both, misfired?
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Accidentally said "thank" when disembarking the bus earlier. Singular thank. Not "thank you" or even "thanks". Singular thank. I think it was bc my brain short circuited owing to there being both a driver and mentor, and faced with needing to ensure my thanks was addressed to both, misfired?
Finally bought some Kissburn snacks today and holy shit they're good
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Finally bought some Kissburn snacks today and holy shit they're good
Biryani stands undefeated as the best value option from an Indian takeaway in this country. In unrelated news I will be consuming a house special biryani in hopefully about an hour.
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Biryani stands undefeated as the best value option from an Indian takeaway in this country. In unrelated news I will be consuming a house special biryani in hopefully about an hour.
Merry Christmas folks! Happy to have some of this on the go, drank this on our wedding day many years back.
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Merry Christmas folks! Happy to have some of this on the go, drank this on our wedding day many years back.
Why is Asda's website and app so bad? Only using them bc Tesco have no delivery slots left till the 27th. Wish I didn't have to, and usually I'd just go get stuff manually but I have a raging cold and several trips on busses with my granny trolley are not what I need rn (& others don't need my cold)
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why is Asda's website and app so bad? Only using them bc Tesco have no delivery slots left till the 27th. Wish I didn't have to, and usually I'd just go get stuff manually but I have a raging cold and several trips on busses with my granny trolley are not what I need rn (& others don't need my cold)
Love this lad like!
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Love this lad like!
The thing is with FFXIV, 99% of people are at least fine (like 75% absolutely lovely) and then there's that last 1% who will make you question humanity
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The thing is with FFXIV, 99% of people are at least fine (like 75% absolutely lovely) and then there's that last 1% who will make you question humanity
Sometimes when someone is being a dipshit in duty finder, you just gotta dip and go bed.
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes when someone is being a dipshit in duty finder, you just gotta dip and go bed.
Uh oh. I think I caught a cold on my work Christmas lunch on Friday. Given that it was a local bus plus 1hr train there and back, and the one back in particular was packed, it's not a huge surprise. At least it isn't flu!
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Uh oh. I think I caught a cold on my work Christmas lunch on Friday. Given that it was a local bus plus 1hr train there and back, and the one back in particular was packed, it's not a huge surprise. At least it isn't flu!
Been a while since I got panini pressed. (Our household term for the combo of electric blanket + weighted blanket, for the big ouchies)
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Been a while since I got panini pressed. (Our household term for the combo of electric blanket + weighted blanket, for the big ouchies)
Still cranky bout razer, why does every separate peripheral I have by them apparently have a separate firmware update utility? Why are we not integrating those into the core software you made me get, razer? Cmon man.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Still cranky bout razer, why does every separate peripheral I have by them apparently have a separate firmware update utility? Why are we not integrating those into the core software you made me get, razer? Cmon man.
Saying this as someone who used to be a massive razer fanboy but why does everything razer touch turn to utter shit? Stg I'm never buying their stuff again, the nerds were right all along.
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Saying this as someone who used to be a massive razer fanboy but why does everything razer touch turn to utter shit? Stg I'm never buying their stuff again, the nerds were right all along.
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Really feel that Nationwide (the building society) have gone badly downhill. Truthfully I think its under the new leadership which seems hellbent on making it as banky as possible. I miss the old nationwide that felt like they were really doing things differently.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Really feel that Nationwide (the building society) have gone badly downhill. Truthfully I think its under the new leadership which seems hellbent on making it as banky as possible. I miss the old nationwide that felt like they were really doing things differently.
Yeah, that sounds about right. 7k mins this year too, which is a lot higher than last year actually. Oh and my #1 podcast was about wirecard/Jan Marsalek lmao (ofc it was)
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yeah, that sounds about right. 7k mins this year too, which is a lot higher than last year actually. Oh and my #1 podcast was about wirecard/Jan Marsalek lmao (ofc it was)