Mr Peter
@petethebolt.bsky.social
As seen on TV. Should’ve taken the opportunity to change my username.
I say, I don’t have a ring camera but I do have a camera for my ring I say
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I say, I don’t have a ring camera but I do have a camera for my ring I say
You can’t ask a Sir to resign, a knight of the realm no less and one bestowed by the real queen not this new fella who, reading the lay of the (his?) land, is still very much bedding in.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
You can’t ask a Sir to resign, a knight of the realm no less and one bestowed by the real queen not this new fella who, reading the lay of the (his?) land, is still very much bedding in.
What’s up? How’s up? Is up ok I’ve not seen them for ages, please check in on up I can’t I’m up some scaffolding for the foreseeable
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
What’s up? How’s up? Is up ok I’ve not seen them for ages, please check in on up I can’t I’m up some scaffolding for the foreseeable
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January 28, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
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This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.
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January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Oh the handbrake, sloppy blah blah fuck off, 4 points clear
January 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh the handbrake, sloppy blah blah fuck off, 4 points clear
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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Whoever came up with the name “Ewok Powell” to describe Tommy Robinson should take the rest of the year off.
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Whoever came up with the name “Ewok Powell” to describe Tommy Robinson should take the rest of the year off.
He’s getting sacked in the morning!
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
He’s getting sacked in the morning!
A goal! Benjamin White well done
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
A goal! Benjamin White well done
A Chelsea player has hurt their leg!
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
A Chelsea player has hurt their leg!
What exactly is a carabao
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
What exactly is a carabao
Us in magnificent red there
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Us in magnificent red there
And off white coats. Get some pizzaz in your lives you’re in the west end
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
And off white coats. Get some pizzaz in your lives you’re in the west end
That blue is horrible
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
That blue is horrible
I have put a VERY spicy™️ 20p bet on the football and let me tell you this, it might well win and I will be (literally!) quids in. I will give everyone who likes this post absolutely fuck all.
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I have put a VERY spicy™️ 20p bet on the football and let me tell you this, it might well win and I will be (literally!) quids in. I will give everyone who likes this post absolutely fuck all.
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There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There is precedent for this; Swedish and Norwegian naval ships have QR codes so that when they return to port they can scan da navy in.
Sgt June Ackland pvc
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Sgt June Ackland pvc
Erection problems when hungry normal
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Erection problems when hungry normal