Pete Kotz
@petekotz.bsky.social
Still searching for my redeeming quality, which got lost at the airport in 2019.
The last thing America needs is another guy named Scooter quoting Sun Tzu.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The last thing America needs is another guy named Scooter quoting Sun Tzu.
Talarico has a ton of class. I love Crockett, but he would seem to have a much better chance of winning in Gooberville.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Talarico has a ton of class. I love Crockett, but he would seem to have a much better chance of winning in Gooberville.
Baby Ellison looks like the arch villain from a B movie about a serial killing frat.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Baby Ellison looks like the arch villain from a B movie about a serial killing frat.
It's genius economics when you invoke tariffs to help our farmers, then need $12B in welfare to help our farmers from the help we gave our farmers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's genius economics when you invoke tariffs to help our farmers, then need $12B in welfare to help our farmers from the help we gave our farmers.
That should read "how much aid farmers would need to recover from tariffs."
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That should read "how much aid farmers would need to recover from tariffs."
When it's all about attention farming, the details are irrelevant.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When it's all about attention farming, the details are irrelevant.
The Supreme Court should just put up a sign saying "We can't have nice things anymore."
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Supreme Court should just put up a sign saying "We can't have nice things anymore."
"Mike Lindell with tenure" is precisely the kind of insult this country so desperately needs.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Mike Lindell with tenure" is precisely the kind of insult this country so desperately needs.
Can Minnesota come too? Pretty please?
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Can Minnesota come too? Pretty please?
If only we had a secret police that arrested South African degenerates instead of Somali nursing home aides.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If only we had a secret police that arrested South African degenerates instead of Somali nursing home aides.
This must be what it's like to have a real government at your back.
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This must be what it's like to have a real government at your back.
Imagine a whiner like Kash Patel in Valhalla. A guy named Helmar would have beheaded him within 10 minutes of arrival.
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Imagine a whiner like Kash Patel in Valhalla. A guy named Helmar would have beheaded him within 10 minutes of arrival.
Elon Musk thinks all good things should only apply to him.
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Elon Musk thinks all good things should only apply to him.
Worse, all that data will be guarded by a 20-year-old whose Twitter handle is "Babe Magnet" and is being investigated for stalking after a recent incident at a TGI Fridays in Virginia.
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Worse, all that data will be guarded by a 20-year-old whose Twitter handle is "Babe Magnet" and is being investigated for stalking after a recent incident at a TGI Fridays in Virginia.
A total hoax. RFK can't actually read.
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A total hoax. RFK can't actually read.
Our president is a 13-year-old drama queen desperately trying to remind her fellow 7th graders that all she does is give, give, give.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Our president is a 13-year-old drama queen desperately trying to remind her fellow 7th graders that all she does is give, give, give.
Elon logic: "If it doesn't directly benefit me, what's the point?"
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Elon logic: "If it doesn't directly benefit me, what's the point?"
What's funny is that the least masculine guys on the planet are driving the talk of masculinity. They all look like attendees at Josh Hawley's birthday party where pony rides were promised.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What's funny is that the least masculine guys on the planet are driving the talk of masculinity. They all look like attendees at Josh Hawley's birthday party where pony rides were promised.
Conservatives are incapable of stealth. When the war comes, we will always know where their camp is by the roar of whining over how everyone has it easier than them.
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Conservatives are incapable of stealth. When the war comes, we will always know where their camp is by the roar of whining over how everyone has it easier than them.
Very cool insight. Thanks for sharing this idea.
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Very cool insight. Thanks for sharing this idea.
Young conservatives always look like little boys playing dress up in their dads' suits. Can't anyone distract them with some Tonka trucks?
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Young conservatives always look like little boys playing dress up in their dads' suits. Can't anyone distract them with some Tonka trucks?